Man who was definitely not a duck five seconds ago

A mysterious duelist (“Heir’s Game” by Suspu)

I’m twenty-four. 
I’m an Empath-type with the ability to tame animals, read surface-level thoughts, and control emotions. Among other things. 
I’m currently trapped in the Room of Swords, which is an eternal prison comprised of 104 recursions, once again. Thanks to Don Santiago.
Don has trapped dozens of people from different time periods, including my boyfriend Gyrus Axelei, who is a Korean astronaut from 2525 AD, and my best friend Nephthys, who is an Egyptian priestess from 2500 BC. 

A gay ex-soldier and archer from 1800s Russia

¡Hola! My name is Don Santiago. I am from 1950s Mexico, and I am a proud father to two beautiful children; Tara and Julian. I’m not quite sure where I am, actually…

A proud father, a guitarist, and an avid gardener.

A humble, soft spoken man with a kind smile. A crew member of the infamous co-captains: The Gentleman Pirate, and Blackbeard. Best friends with Jim Jimenez.

Your friendly new crewmate!

(Former?)Astronaut and engineer for the VSC. Need 24 boss swords.
In a relationship with Kodya Karevic.
He/Him
Homoromantic & Demisexual 
Currently trapped in the Room of Swords and caught in the middle of a never-ending battle between Masiosare (/future me??) and the Cockroach King. I’m also definitely probably an NPC. It’s fine. I’m fine. We’ll get out of this.
You know what they say about probability: if given enough chances, even the most outlandish events will come to pass.

Just some astronaut from the year 2545 (kinda).

“I’m a Galaxy Ranger. Bet ya thought we all done went extinct, huh? So, here's the thing: someone went and tinkered with my Synesthesia Beacon, so now every time you muddle-fudgers hear me chinwaggin' with those shirtbags, it's all a bunch of "fudge this" and "fork that..." See what I'm sayin'?"

He owes you an apology.

*A fifth year Slytherin whose older Gryffindor brother, Sirius Black, has just run away from home. Seems cold on the outside.*

*For Meredith*

“I keep to myself. I’m not here to make friends. My only concern is getting revenge on the man that killed my family in front of me when I was just a child; becoming a pirate was the most convenient way to track him down. For now, I’ll do my duty as a crew member, and once I get a tip on where he is… he’ll pay for what he did to them.”
“La vida es dolor; life is pain.”

The most mysterious member of The Revenge’s crew.

*Sirius, Regulus’ estranged elder brother, has just run away from home over the summer to his best friend—James Potter—‘s house.*