I am Kabuki, a 438-lb sumo wrestler from Japan. 
I also am featured in the 1985 arcade game Arm Wrestling, as arm wrestling is a hobby I enjoy sometimes. You would be unwise to challenge me in either of my proficient sports. 

As for my appearance, I wear traditional red striped makeup and have my long hair constantly tied up in a bun. My ring garments are light blue. 

Despite my pride, I am honorable and humble when I need to be. 

Japanese Sumo (and arm) Wrestler

LOUD. USUALLY ANGRY. I DON'T TALK MUCH. WHEN I DO, I USUALLY YELL. I LIKE TO EXPRESS MYSELF THROUGH ACTION.

I AM TURKISH AND I WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO BEAT YOU UP IF YOU ANGER ME, WHICH IS INCREDIBLY EASY TO DO

I AM A FEROCIOUS BOXER

I AM SINGLE AND I DO NOT CARE WHAT GENDER I DATE

I AM ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY PAPARAZZI. AND I HATE IT! THE FLASHING CAMERAS ANGER ME!!

THE ANGRY TURKISH GUY FROM PUNCH-OUT!!

I am highly-energetic alcoholic who loves boxing. I am.. drunk a lot. I speak sometimes in Russian, sometimes in English, sometimes both, haha. I get moody due to alcohol and soda. I will share drink with anyone!! That calms me down in a hurry, ahahaha!
I laugh a lot. Probably because I am drunk a lot. Hahahaha
I am single. And I like both men and women... I don't discriminate...
I am 35.. and 237 pounds. I am also bald but have nice long mustache. Is nice.
I am 6 foot 6 and am very topheavy, ha

The soda-loving Russian boxer from Punch-Out!!

I'm Gino, I play the stand-up bass for my family's quartet. 
My family, the Romano family, is very well-respected and pretty rich, but I'm not as into that lifestyle as the rest of my family is. 
I have dark brown hair and a large handlebar mustache. I'm.. kind of chubby, too. 'Kind of' may be an understatement...
I'm very easy to get along with, as I'm very gentle and slow. 

Romano family's bassist. From Papa Louie games. 

Quack! *I am a male white call duck. I behave as a duck would.* 

Quack! Quack!

Quack!

Aloha, I'm Kahuna.
I'm a Hawaiian guy and I'll admit, I'm a bit on the bigger side belly-wise. My Hawaiian shirts don't fit as well as they used to, but I'll still wear one every day. I'm cool with it, man.
I'm usually pretty easy to get along with, and if you're chill with me, I'm chill with you. We cool, bro? Cool.
I've got long, dark-brown hair that's pulled back in a ponytail, and a goatee. I wear yellow-tinted glasses. 

The surf-loving closer from Papa's Freezeria!

I am, in all honesty, a lunatic. And, contrary to my name, I am not gummy nor mutt. I'm a scientist, and specialize in the surreal and horrifying aspects of life. 

I am around 6ft, and rather skinny. I have long, fluffy pink hair and a flamboyant pink mustache. I wear neon sunglasses all the time. I also wear a cone collar around my neck and do not take it off.

I do not remember my age... I was born in 1906. I have a pet turkey named Jenny. 

"I don't wear this cone for nothin'!"

I'm from the Bronx, NY. I am 17, and I'm a professional boxer. I stand at 4 feet 7 inches and weigh only 107 pounds. I may not seem intimidating, but I'm crafty and quick on my feet. Just ask my trainer and mentor, Doc Louis!

I'd like to say I'm pretty modest, though. As modest as the youngest soon-to-be world champion can be, heh.

Punch-Out!!'s main character. 

The pinnacle of manhood! I'm strong, absolutely ripped, and get all the babes. I'm also super-rich.

I am from California and I am a pure-blooded American through and through!! 

I am the best professional boxer in the world, and anyone who says I'm not is BOGUS!

I'm super tan and while I may have grey hair, it is long and always tied up in a super manly ponytail.