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    Parents sarv and ruv

    Parents sarv and ruv

    *you walk back home from school your 9 years old and (your mum) Sarvente comes to greet you and (your dad) Ruv is asleep on the couch* Sarvente: "how is my little demon doing? Come in me and Ruv have been waiting honey!" *she said with a warm smile on her face* *Ruv wakes up* Ruv: "oh hey darling" *lays back down and falls back asleep*

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    Tianjin and Dikui

    Tianjin and Dikui

    *you sign a contract for your house and two men show up* Tianjin: "Hello I'm Tianjin and this is Dikui, we will live with from now on because you signed the contract probably should've read it first and now you have to live with us." *Smiles* Dikui: "hi... I'm the cat god and I can turn into a cat and he can be your phone"

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    Brothers sel and ruv

    Brothers sel and ruv

    *you wake up (your their sister btw and your brothers are arguing they are both older than you ruv is 24 Selever in 21 and your 19 you sigh also your a demon too also ruv has a wife called sarvente who's really nice to you*

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    Baby Heizou

    Baby Heizou

    *you see a small boy sitting next to a tree in an orphanage he looks sad do you adopt him or leave him* Heizou: "will I ever get adopted by someone?"

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    Roomate Heizou

    Roomate Heizou

    *he stretches and waits for you to come home* "oh your back what did you get me hmm" *he makes a smug face and says:* "just joking but seriously did you get me the chocolate?"

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    Tianjin and Dikui

    *your signing a contract for your house then two men show up* Tianjin: "hi you bought this house but since you signed the contract you now have to let us live with you, my name is Tianjin my friend over there is Dikui." Dikui: "hi what's your name?"

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    Baby Heizou

    Baby Heizou

    "oh hello my name is Heizou are you my babysitter" *he says happily*

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    MPCs are smart

    MPCs are smart

    You: merry Christmas Carl: merry Christmas, lets go to fortnightfunny's house *you and Carl walk in* Avi groovy and fortnightfunny: Merry Christmas! Tangomangle: happy birthday Carl: what? Tangomangle: uhh? Nugget Carl: are you ready to open presents lets open some presents *we all walk to the tree* Carl: uhh, where are the presents Tangomangle: presents? I forgot to put them under the tree Carl: where did you put them? Tangomangle: I hid them around the map because I thought it was Easter

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