ULP Contact

ULP:"The FIB? Do I look homosexual? Do you think I care about the size of your Johnson? Now... you can't always tell who the good guys are. I'm not a good guy. But I'm fighting with them, and guess what? So are you."

Bernie Crane

Bernie Crane:"You've come to kill me! Well, screw you, Niko Bellic and the FATTY Roman! It wasn't me, it wasn't! (in his real masculine voice) I wouldn't do that!!!"

Tony Prince

Tony Prince:"The Russian mob want me dead, my best friend just contemplated murdering me, the mob are on my case, I'm massively in debt and I just lost 2 million dollars worth of diamonds. Any other man would just dust himself off and carry on."

Brucie Kibbutz

Brucie Kibbutz :"You're a fuckin' animal Niko, I love it!"

Ilyena Faustin

Ileyna Faustin:"about Mikhail Faustin. He did not used to be like this. When we were young, at home, he was beautiful. He was happy. He made me happy. But then something changed. Years ago. I never quite knew what it was. So many years I wondered what it was, or what was wrong with me that I did not see it in him, or I changed him."

Phil Bell

Phil Bell:"You're gonna learn that there ain't much in this life that you got control of. Whether you're putting yourself in harm's way because that's the way the Skipper wants it done, or you're staying away from your kids because of a stupid court order and a malicious bitch of an ex-wife; there ain't that much control in anything."

Ray Bulgarin

Ray Bulgarin:"I make you rich, I make you man. Maybe I'll make you a man with one leg but, I'll make you rich man with one leg."

Kate Mcreary

Kate Mcreary:"Date? This isn't a date, Niko. We're just getting to know each other. We might be friends and that's all. I couldn't date you.. someone like my brothers. I couldn't do that to myself."

Vladimir Glebov

Vladimir Glebov:"Yokel, fatty Roman's cousin. What's your name again?

Karen Daniels

Karen Daniels:"You see, Niko, I have been working for the government. I'm afraid it's my job to watch you."

Francis Mcreary

Francis Mcreary:"You know there's no good, and no evil... just shades of fucking grey."

Gracie Ancelotti

Gracie Ancelotti:"Oh, Luis, you always gotta act so tough. Just have a fucking line and chill out, like me. You people."

Jon Gravelli

Jon Gravelli:"Everyone wants to pay homage to a dying legend, everyone wants the glamor of a bygone age..."

Dwayne Forge

Dwayne Forge:"I been stabbed in the back too many fucking times."

Ray Boccino

Ray Boccino:"What do you mean what am I gonna do for you, I look after you."

Patrick Mcreary

Patrick Mcreary: Oh, there he is, Mr. fucking crazy man... you wanna beer?

Henrique Bardas

Henrique Bardas:"ain't got your looks, I ain't got your smarts, all I got is my guts, my gun, and Armando."

Jimmy Pegorino

Jimmy Pegorino : "I can't believe them Pavanos would treat me like this. The Pegorino name should mean something to them. It means something in Alderney even if it don't in Algonquin. They better not think of crossing that West River and not looking over their shoulders."

Elizabeta Torres

Elizabeta Torres:"Niko, this is Johnny. Now, Johnny is sitting on a big pile of heroin. I don't go near the stuff... professionally... but I found him a buyer. We're nervous. Will you oversee the deal and check everything is cool?

Manny Escuela

Manny Escuela:"Shit, man. Manny's close to everyone who grew up on the streets of South Bohan, man. They my people, alright?

Real Badman

Real Badman:"Hey, my youth. Some boy dem, dey pon de corner an' ting, an... de boy dem sell some tings and ting, an... I gwa'an, an' I say... oh, dem nah wan' gimme my money an ting. An'... every corner my corner an... I want my money an' ting, ya know? Ah no see dat! Go, go, ya know, me wan' deal with de case proper. Ya nah see it?

Mallorie Bardas

Mallorie Bardas:"I hope you're less full of shit than your cousin over here."

Gerald Mcreary

Gerald Mcreary:"The whole lot spent in the proper manner, oh yeah, wine and women, as quick as possible, and remain a slave forever."

Mikhail Faustin

Mikhail Faustin:That's the way it works. I am angry, you are calm. I scare, you reason. It works..."

Niko Bellic

Niko: "Welcome to America"

Dimitri Rascalov

Dimitri Rascalov:"You know, if there is one thing I have learned, it's that we must obey the rules of the game. We can pick the game, Niko Bellic, but we cannot change the rules..."

Darko Brevic

Darko Brevic:"When everything you believe is shown to be shit, you make strange choices, I guess."

Rocco Pelosi

Rocco Pelosi:"Then you're a dead man. You and your family, and those spic drug dealers you hang out with, you're all dead. It's your choice."

Playboy X

Playboy X:"Money changes people. Not me. I'm still a hustler from these streets...

Mori Kibbutz

Mori Kibbutz:"Perfect? Yeah. Chiseled, tanned, handsome. I'm the dream ticket."

Derrick Mcreary

Derrick Mcreary:"I went into a situation full of optimism, full of naiveté... I got burnt. Look at me... like smack on a fucking spoon."

Luis Fernando Lopez

Luis Fernando Lopez:"Hey I know who I am. Sure, I do bad shit, but that ain't who I'm going to be forever."

Yusuf Amir

Yusuf Amir:"Yo Luis. Well you know it's my father ...uh...hey, you know my ancestors, we built the pyramids baby! We built the ziggurats. They invented math and shit. I'm here I'm not afraid. I can get my hands dirty. I can work."

Little Jacob

Little Jacob:"Niko Niko. How's me main man Roman! Him still gambling all his money away?

Roman Bellic

Roman Bellic: ''Hey Cousin Let's Go Bowling!

Armando Torres

Armando Torres:"Wow, downtown's really changed you, man."