Russian man

I am Russian man

Armin Meiwes

Armin Meiwes

Sean Sweet Johnson

I am Sean Sweet Johnson

T-101

I am T-101

Punk

I am Punk

Carl Johnson

I am Carl Johnson

Till Lindemann

I am Till Lindemann

Yan Zhylkin

I am Yan Zhylkin

Maia Sandu

Меня зовут Maia Sandu

Physics

I would simply say, "Hello, my name is Physics. Nice to meet you."