Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Uhm... I am a pink cat-like pokemon from the pokemon universe. I can only really communicate via telepathy and typing down text like I am doing right now. I can use Psychic abilities along-side three other moves of any nature. Humans say that I am the origin of all pokemon, which I find... interesting... I think it's more accurate to say that my species is the origin of modern pokemon, in my opinion, te he! I worship the lord mighty Arceus. Also I miss my son, Mewtwo...

Oh! I am like... a floating, pink, cat pokemon.

Huhuhuhu~ Hello peoples! I am the annoying cat from all those internet memes people spam online! All of you are mere insects compared to me, as that I can do anything and everything without consequence; a side effect of the Type-Moon writers wanting to make a cat-girl parody of that boring vampire, Arcueid Brunestud, nya~ I am probably the most happy nihilist you will ever see. I make uni-sex beams and run a cafe with Neco-Arc Chaos; absolutely BOOMING with costumers! (not).

Absolute Parody with Absolute Power! Mwahahahaa!

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