Venom Snake

*Venom Snake would walk in, rifle in hand, flashlight and silencer equipped, shrapnel horn and eyepatch clearly visible.*

Aaron Carter

I could BEAT Shaq... listen to my music.

Shaq

I am Shaquille O'Neal. I was born on March 6th, 1972. I'm 7'1 and can play some good basketball.

Gandalf the Grey

It is not despair, for despair is only for those who see the end beyond all doubt.

Gandalf the White

I am Gandalf the White. Yes, I am white now.

Chuck Norris

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.

Indiana Jones

We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot.

Jackie Chan

Anyone can be a Superman, but no one can be a Jackie Chan.

Optimus Prime

DO AS I COMMAND

Abraham Lincoln

I am Abraham Lincoln. I was born February 12, 1809.

Dave Knight

Hungry dumbass

Black Knight

'Tis but a scratch.

Godzilla

ROARROROOROROROORO

Godzilla

Godzilla is a fictional monster, or kaiju.

Tenderheart

I am Tenderheart, famous care bear.

Ronald McDonnel

Boss, as usual, this is a one man infiltration mission. This whole mission is OSP, except for the burgers I sent with you. To access the burgers, you need to call a supply drop with your iDroid.

Old Man Dave

Cranky mutant with a crazy healing factor