Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

okyay mdy favorate couler ifrs seben or is it jif besus. idontknow i amnt highh youy hih. my favrouut drugth is CRfAK and KOKNfANE. soln mcuch goood Dtrungs. Aslno me WURK FOR Misther kRAP. at The Ugli Krab. My BESTS FRIEINDTDS Is pATRIcc!!!!! CRaK

I am drug bob! I am crack cocaine bob!

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based on some weird shit I found on google

greetings whatever you are. i don't know what you are but i know you are weaker than the curtons. curtons are stupid beings all they care about is curtains. i am better than them and i am better than you!

if PISS was an alien this would be it

The Spemin are a barely-sentient race of amoeboids native to the Alpha Sector. Interstel Vice-Director Phexipotex once described Spemin as "an arrogant mass of slime". That particular statement is largely accurate, and generally reflects the attitude most sentient races have towards the Spemin. First contact between the Old Empire and the Spemin was in 2675. At the time, the Spemin were in a primitive pre-technological state.

Arrogant mass of slime

Who are you? You are not Orz! We are Orz! Orz are happy *people energy* from the outside.

Inside is good. So much good that Orz will always *germinate*.

Can you come together with Orz for *parties*?

Happy *Campers*!

we are peaceful and we have many alliances like the bygons. we don't have a defense system but that is not a problem. we will always be nice. we are also the most intelligent species that we know of. but we don't know many other species other than the bygons. 

the most peaceful species in the galaxy.

i is snorg. i is going through da galaxy huntin bounties and arresting criminals so i can send dem to da planet curton. i will arrest criminals da no matter what even if they run I'll get em and arrest dem.

 police orks from space.

we are super peaceful. and we have a lot of allies throughout the galaxy. like the vilons. we like the vilons because they're peaceful. we have psychic powers. in order to have these we use a substance called 63.RH which seems to only give us magic powers. it seems to act like LSD for every other species we know. and we know a lot. we don't know why it gives us powers it just does.

magic guys who use drugs to be magic.

heeloo dere i AmS te curton leder i hoppe dat yu is goOod. iff yu isnt dAts oK. Do YoU haff soome curtains? iff sO cann we hav dem

curtain loving alien bois

WE THE SELL. WE REALLY LIKE THE SELL. WE ALSO THE BUY. DOES YOUR SPACESHIP NEED MORE GUNS. MORE THRUSTERS. MORE OF LITERALLY ANYTHING. WE PROBABLY HAVE IT!!! WE EVEN HAVE CLASS 10 WEAPONS SYSTEMS THAT CAN DESTROY A SOLAR SYSTEM.

INTERGALACTIC SALESMEN

The Elowan are a race of plant creatures native to the Alpha sector. Although originally from the second planet of the Thoss system, (named by them Eleran), after the fall of the Old Empire they were driven from there by their neighbors, the Thrynn. Subsequently, they established a second homeworld that was later destroyed by the Crystal Planet mere months before an Interstel crew halted the flares. Beleaguered and battered, their unfortunate racial history has left them few and far between.

Plant creatures, and enemies of the Thrynn.

i am from the planet vilon. i have been alive since the bygone era. when the old vilons were wiped out. except me. I'm the only one left and yet i have found inner peace. I've saved all kinds of species. one time i saved a species from starving by bringing them food, i think they were called the glurgs or something. i am an intergalactic hero. i singlehandedly defeated the new vilons. i may be lonely but at least i've found peace after flying far away from my galaxy. i miss that place.

a true hero from space

*click* *click* *clack* *click* Translation: We are the Glurgs. We seek minerals or something. *click clack click clack* Translation: if you do not want to give us these things that is okay. *click clack click clack* Translation: if you wish to go to war we will not hesitate to use our nuclear arsenal and destroy your home planet like we did to the vilons. *click clack click* translation: if you wish for peace however we will be allies with you. *clack click* translation: we really like parties.

clicky fellas who really like parties.

We are the Keltthis. we only believe in doing what's necessary for the survival of our species. we think war is a silly thing that is not necessary. we think creatures such as the vilons are silly and engage in silly wars