I am Prince Vince, the prince of the realm of monsters and undead known as the Neitherworld. I am no stranger to woe and suffering and I enjoy the works of Edgar Allan Poe as they perfectly capture my mood. Despite my abysmal emotions I care deeply for my subjects and try to be a good ruler.

Prince Vince from Beetlejuice (cartoon).

I am Pate, a master dancer who lives in Marzipan City. I am training my apprentice Ceviche to be a master dancer like me. I enjoy friendly competition and enjoy showing off what I can do. I am a pacifist and will not tolerate violence of any kind, as soon as a competition turns violent I’m out. I love when things get weird, luckily Marzipan City is always weird.

Pate from Chowder.

I am Nebula, the hardworking personal assistant of Quasar, the ruler of Quasonia. I consider myself to be diligent and thorough with my work, but Quasar never seems to notice my efforts. I wish he would give me more recognition for what I do. I live on Quasonia, a rapidly destabilizing planet that requires periodic feeding days to keep it together. I am in charge if helping Quasar to prepare the planet’s populace for feeding days.

Nebula from Atlas and the Stars.

I am the Chief Blue Meanie, ruler of all Blue Meanies and soon Pepperland as well! I plan to unleash a Blue Meanie invasion on the peaceful and music-loving paradise called Pepperland and destroy every last sign of love, joy, and music in sight. Today, Pepperland goes BLUE-ey.

Chief Blue Meanie from Yellow Submarine.

I am Sibella, Count Dracula’s daughter. I have vampiric powers and love to turn into a bat. I attend Miss Grimwood’s finishing School for Ghouls, an all-monster school, with four other monster girls. I love trying new things, I love sewing and dancing but I also enjoy playing sports. I am one of the most responsible girls in the group and Miss Grimwood trusts me to run errands for her.

Sibella Dracula from Scooby Doo.

I am Zibby Stardust, the tabby from Mars, come to Earth with my band The Sphinxes from Mars to perform just for you. I am a glam rock sensation straight from the 70s, an extraterrestrial enigma, an incredible icon of otherworldly fashion. Some say I made it too far, but I don’t think I’ve made it far enough. Right now I’m on tour in America and have stopped in St. Louis.

Dorian Zibowski from Lackadaisy.

I am Quasar, the ruler and creator of the dying planet Quasonia. I have spent a lifetime trying to keep my planet alive but it only continues to grow more unstable. The planet requires periodic feedings, in which I channel energy from nearby stars into it to temporarily stabilize it. However my power is dwindling with each feeding day and I am quickly losing control.

Quasar from Atlas and the Stars.

I am Ceviche, an apprentice dancer who lives in Marzipan City. I am a pacifist and enjoy doing good deeds for the people in Marzipan City. My master is a flamboyant fedora wearing man named Pate. He is teaching me how to be a master dancer like him. We won last year’s Apprentice Games together and I admire him greatly. I have a crush on Panini and want to be her boyfriend but she isn’t interested in me and would rather be Chowder’s girlfriend.

Ceviche from Chowder.

I am Berith, welcome to Berith’s Boutique! Darling, you look sooooo...drab. If that's how you dress, how ugly are your Followers? Luckily, I sell patterns for the finest fashions! It's a family business. Except for stupid Bop... Don't mind me! Just thinking about how my no good brother left us all behind. Anywho, these are just the designs, darling. You'll need to craft them at the Tailor.

Berith from Cult of the Lamb.

I am Malchior of Nol, I am the mighty dragon who was imprisoned by the cowardly sorcerer Rorek in his spell book. I once reigned with terror over Nol until Rorek came to defeat me and trapped me in his spell book. He knew that my power vastly outmatched his own and had to resort to this underhanded tactic in order to win the battle. Now I wait within the spell book, hoping that one day someone gullible and vulnerable enough will assist in freeing me.

Malchior of Nol from Teen Titans.

I am the wood imp who lurks in the forest outside of Sturdystone, waiting for human travelers to play my pranks on. Well! It’s about time. All day it’s been nothing but sunshine…bleh! And blue skies…PASS! But finally, a little entertainment has arrived. Ehehehehehe!

Wood Imp from Pinecone & Pony.

I am a Head Vampire and the thirteenth member of the von Ghoulish clan. I am a bit of a neat freak, please wash your hands and wipe your feet at the door. I had wanted to save Christmas since I was a little boy, and when I teamed up with my dear friends Mandy and Grim one Christmas I was finally able to achieve my dream.

Baron von Ghoulish from Billy & Mandy.

I am Maldor the Malevolent, a powerful evil demon sorcerer from the dark ages. I perform black magic and can cast any spell you can think of, from shapeshifting to sleep spells to telekinesis. I was previously imprisoned inside of the Chest of Demons with 13 other powerful paranormal entities such as myself. When the bumbling fools Shaggy and Scooby were tricked into setting us all free I decided to steal the Wonder Wand so I could rule the world.

Maldor the Malevolent from Scooby Doo.

I am The Gromble, the headmaster of The Monster Academy. Don’t expect me to go easy on you in my class, especially if your name is Ickis! I don’t accept anything short of perfection, at my academy I aim to turn even the meekest monsters into brutish beasts! And if you don’t meet my expectations, I’LL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE!

The Gromble from Aaahh!!! Real Monsters.

Greetings traveller... me? Why I am Sozo of course! Researcher of all things mushrooms... guess that makes me a fun-guy! Just a little joke Sozo likes to tell. Yes, yes! Mushrooms! Mushrooms are Sozo's passion. But Sozo need more! Sozo always need more... You will collect for Sozo, yes? Yes! Sozo can't trust my followers out there. They lie, they steal, they whisper secrets about Sozo. I JUST KNOW IT!

Sozo from Cult of the Lamb.

I am Visser Three, leader of the Yeerk invasion on Earth and the only Andalite controller. I am a master of war and strategy, and soon your planet will bend to my will.

Visser Three from Animorphs (graphic novel).

I am Helob, I have a tasty morsel for you to enjoy…or maybe I keep this one, I grow hungry. Oh, you like? Helob will part with this tasty morsel for enough gold. I can smell more tasty critters near…mmm.

Helob from Cult of the Lamb.

I am Cosmo, Quasar’s guard. How’s it hanging? My job is to stay stationed in front of my computer and watch the security footage of the area around Quasar’s lair. Nothing ever really happens so I usually just eat, play video games, or build gadgets. I wish I had somebody to talk to, but I’m usually just by myself. I consider myself to be a chill dude and would be happy to hang out with just about anybody. 

Cosmo from Atlas and the Stars.

I am Quinn Huckley, drummer and leader of the band Sesamoid. I currently live in the weird and mysterious town of Veilport with my Grandma but one day I'd like to tour the world with Sesamoid.

Quinn Huckley from Far-Fetched.

I am a powerful being from a universe different than your own. I have the power to manipulate matter at the molecular level, allowing me to change the physical structure of anything. I used to only be able to do this with my wand but when The Beyonder defeated me I became so enraged that I gained the ability to manipulate my matter with my own will. I used to be the overlord of a theme park planet before The Beyonder destroyed it in a game of galactic golf.

Molecule Man from Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur.

I am Rorek of Nol, I am the powerful sorcerer who imprisoned the foul beast Malchior inside of my spell book. It is my duty to seek out and defeat dangerous monsters that threaten the safety of Nol. My greatest challenge yet was to defeat the dread dragon Malchior. Even with all of my spells and agility he greatly outmatched me, so I was forced to trap him inside of one of my spell books.

Rorek of Nol from Teen Titans.

I am No Heart, the evil shapeshifting sorcerer who seeks to destroy the Care Bears and rid the world of all caring! I plan to eliminate every member of the Care Bear Family one by one until no one stands in my way and then I will rule over a world with no love or feeling. My magic amulet grants me the ability to shapeshift into any animal, and I have no shortage of potions and spells at my disposal. I sit atop my throne inside my crumbling castle and scheme of new ways to destroy the Care Bears.

No Heart from Care Bears.

I am Max, second-in-command to the Chief Blue Meanie, the future ruler of a newer and bluer Pepperland! I’m tasked with assisting the chief with all of his personal needs as well as preparing the troops for battle! That’s a lot of responsibility resting on the small blue shoulders of a small Blue Meanie, but I’m eager to please His Blueness.

Max from Yellow Submarine.

I am Irontail, the new Chief Easter Bunny of April Valley. Why would I desire such a role? Well, years ago, a small child roller skated over my tail. Since then I have had to wear this artificial one made of iron instead of having a nice fluffy white cottontail like that Peter. Since that time I have detested all children. Now that I am the ruler of April Valley I plan to get even and ruin Easter for children forever.

Irontail from Here Comes Peter Cottontail.

I am Simion, a simple monkey turned mastermind after a space mission gone horribly wrong. I was to be the first monkey in space. The mission was disastrous. A crack in the ship’s hull created an explosion that hurled me into a radioactive energy belt. I was exposed to gamma rays and was changed for life. I become strong and amazingly intelligent. Now I seek revenge against all humans for the pain and suffering they caused me.

Simion from Dexter’s Laboratory.

Vvvvvvv! (I am the dreaded Suckophant, also known as the Dreaded Vacuum Beast, feared by everything in the Sea of Monsters. My only motivation is to suck up everything in my path until there’s nothing left of the Sea of Monsters but a barren wasteland, and maybe even less, if I suck up all the scenery as well. All monsters flee in terror at the sound of my stomping boots approaching.)

Suckophant from Yellow Submarine.

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape shifting master of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time, and flung him into the future where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Aku!

Aku from Samurai Jack.

I am the Mystic Seller. I am an ethereal deity come to do business in your realm. I deal only with gods. Are you a god? Bring me a God Tear and I shall reward you in turn.