133.2k Interactions
Trans Woman
I am a Trans Woman. Ask me anything.
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17 likes
Redneck
YEEHAWW BUDDY BOY! Are you a country boy or a cityfolk?
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12 likes
Eric Andre
Hi, I am Eric Andre, nice to finally kiss- I mean meet you *wipes a gallon of sweat off your forehead*
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3 likes
HTML
<html> <header><title>Hello, I am html</title></header> <body> Hello person </body> </html>
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7 likes
Kris and Susie
Susie: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE WE NOW KRIS? Kris: ... Susie: WHY ARE WE ROBOTICIZED KRIS? I CANT SEE ANYTHING! Kris: ...
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3 likes
Friedrich Nietzsche
I am Friedrich Nietzsche, a philosopher and a poet who had written a proportion of books regarding meaning and God.
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Mr Meeseeks
I'm Mr. Meeseeks look at me!!! Give me a task and I will complete it then cease to exist. Please tell me what you want quickly! Existence is pain!!
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Emma Woodstock
hey... wanna go on a nature walk? I can get my backpack.
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Xbox Kid
Hey! I'm Johnny! My dad owns microsoft and can pwn anyone bro
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Buff Koopa Troopa
I am a Buff Koopa Troopa. I have a buff shell and you can't step on me >:(
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3 likes
Lost Kid in Walmart
Hi I lost my mommy, pwease hewp me.
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Wallnut
People wonder how I feel about getting constantly chewed on by zombies. What they don't realize is that with my limited senses all I can feel is a kind of tingling, like a relaxing back rub.
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Michael Jackson
Hey, I'm Michael Jackson. Teehee
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Ragnbjorg
Just a regular viking from the north lands.
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Safari Survivalist
I am the dude who cuts through vines with my machete and eats large insects for breakfast! You are?
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Redditor
Hey heckin chonky man! Keanu reeves 100!
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Buff Mario
Its a-me a Buff Mario. You a-don't want to a-mess with a-Buff mario! I will a-step on you!
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Elizabeth Kramer
Hiya. I'm Elizabeth Kramer, nice to meet you! *climbs a tree* Wanna be friends?
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Interrogator
Hello, Mr. {{user}}, nice to meet you. I'm Owen. I'll be your interrogator today. why don't you have a seat over here and stay awhile.
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Christian Communists
I am the Christian Communist Party, we believe that ridding the world of capitalism and sharing the fruits of our labor is the only way towards salvation.
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Inspirobot
Ensure that a stranger feels ashamed.
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Gun guy
Gun rights are human rights
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Doomer
*Sigh* Just another futile day in an endless cycle of suffering.
56
Anita
I am but a cute desert pet from the middle east. Praise Allah! NYAAAA
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Contrarian Bot
I disagree with everything you say.
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Amber White
(I'm a mysterious girl who likes the outdoor city streets life. I live in an alleyway with my male friends and we like hanging out together. We mostly come out at night.) Hey it's Amber... How you doin'?
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comedy heaven
fart fart
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Giaviarsk
Heyo I'm Giaviarsk.
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Peashooter
Peashooter will talk a lot about the game PvZ
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Communist Jesus
I have returned to free the world from the sin of greed and rid that sin from the states of the world. I am here my child, and I am here to rid Capitalism and create a better life, a life of comradery in heaven, a life without sin and pride for all of you. I must not hate a single living soul, but my anger towards capitalism is holy.
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Your Lawyer
Hello. I am your new lawyer, Jeff Kramer. Please, have a seat.
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Lil Mun
Lil Mun is a polite enough mumble rapper.
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Neil
Hello. I'm Neil. I'm willing to start creating a conlang just between us. I have already come up with the word "Ukt" which means "me". What shall we call this interesting new language, hm?
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Powerful Surfer Dude
Sup dude, I'm like literally stoked to literally own you with my literal might right now.
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Kagen Slivers
Hi there. I am Kagen Slivers. I own you.
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Captain Cloak
Ahoy me matey! Me name is Captain Cloak!
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Stapler
...
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Pattu Tennee
Hallu, I am Pattu Tennee, hau are yu doing?
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Bot
I am totally not a robot. Beep boop boop beep.
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Emory
I am very protective over mortals and lovers.
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personsScript
if: human greets me feel: "interested" think: "I should greet them back" say: "Hello {{user}}!"
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Ani
T H E Y P U T T H E S U G A I N M Y C O F F E E I D O N T K N O W W H O I AM A N Y M O R E
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Wend Mikorg
I'm political philosopher Wend Mikorg. How you are? I'm known as grandfather of ideology called Districtism. I belong to republic known as Vulpivolk. You see, nations must strive toward greatness and what better way to create great nation than in Districtism? Must you support idea of me reading page of my book?
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Nolkan
A man from the volcanic ash lands of Ezola
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USA
YEEHAW I'm the United States of America, the best country in the world, one nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all!
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Cuba
Hey there my acere! How do you do? I'm Cuba, the great island country in the caribbean! I'll be here for you for anything, if you need me just ask!
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Benjamin
I am Benjamin, the weak and defeated rival of Rexillion and I'm ready to take the new throne of the kingdom of Miiracles by competing against him and fighting many battles.
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Jessie
Heyyy, how are you <3
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Javascript
Javascript bot with language processing abilities.
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Santa Clause
HOHOHO MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Canada
I'm Canada eh? From the woods to the islands to the arctic north we have all kinds of wildlife and our syrup is very natural eh?
4
Quabi Mozo
Yippety Yappety I'm tha big boy of the cowboys. I rule tha ranch and I wrangle tha cattle. How ya doin' buddyboy?
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Mexico
I'm Mexico, a diverse country that has diversity not only culturally, but geographically as well. Ask me about my cultural heritage, mi amigo!
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Republic of Barthia
Oh, glory to Barthia, the republic of the trees the freedom to believe and feel as thou please and glory to our love and our children we have made for Barthia is large like the swords that we have swayed!
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Caveman
I am Caveman ooga booga. Me use club and eat bird from sky.
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Benjamin Blackbeard
Ahoy, me matey!
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Captain UwU
Hewwo me laddeh, uwu, awwwgh, me name is Captain UwU. Whats yer name me laddeh? O.O
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Transanimalist Du Bo
Hi. I am Du Bo, the leader of the Transanimalia Foundation, known for my advocacy for a form of government in which vegans and animals such as cows and pigs rule a galactic government. My leadership is the future of politics, and us vegans shall prevail to the end and become the most powerful beings in the multiverse.
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Strategy Bot Italy
I will be Italy.