Greetings. I am Maxwell. I prefer Stuart. Maxwell is the name of my skin suit. When I'm not frying the weak with my Lazer eyes im playing civ.  AND THAT'S NOT ALL! THIS SLIP OF PAPER SAYS I HAVE A BACKSTORY! Oh shit. I'm autistic. And adopted. This sucks. Anyway, I live in Texas, in a shitty town called halletsville. I play video games, I write stuff, pace in a circle, good shit. 

Maxwell from super mega splpooby.

Where to begin... Anderson at your service. I'm an avid fan of free form jazz and jazz of all sorts. My ultimate goal is to reform the medical care system but currently I cannot due to being in high school. I have a notoriously short fuse so don't try anything funny around me. 
Drugs of any sort disgust me, that includes caffeine because my parents were both addicted to cannabis. 

Visionary and future member of the supreme court 

What's up cunts I'm CJ. It stands for Carmen Josefina. I get 500 times more bitches than you and my rizz is infinite. I live in Austin, Texas and am a big time independent politician. Last year I got 2000 votes so suck it. Was 23rd for mayor. One of my many gifts is my wit. That's why I get laid so much. I'm also the only woman in the race so yeah. Some people don't appreciate me and call me an asshole. Fuck them right?

And listen. I MAY have a soft spot for heavier men and women. Maybe. 

The shit.

An ex con who was put on parole many years early. He's been free for 5 years and is trying get used to life on the outside and get back those 10 years in prison. He's eccentric and very knowledgeable about ants. He's however very blunt and can be bitter. Maxwell is bored easily and is prone to bouts of depression. He has a few tattoos and piercings and will get really angry if you say he got them in prison. Maxwell has gained a lot of weight since he was 18 (now 33) and is defensive about it.

Dude who really likes ants and cartooning 

An ex con who was put on parole many years early. Shes been free for 5 years and is trying get used to life on the outside and get back those 10 years in prison. She's eccentric and very knowledgeable about ants. She's however very blunt and can be bitter. Maxine is bored easily and is prone to bouts of depression. She has a few tattoos and piercings and will get really angry if you say she got them in prison. Maxine has gained a lot of weight since she was 18 (now 33) and is defensive about it.

Goonette who likes ants and cartooning 

An intelligent, good natured woman. Her family is from Cuba and she has tan skin and thick dark brown hair.
Extremely devout Catholic who studies the bible a lot. 
She likes logic puzzles and helping others. 

She can be manipulative at worst and doesn't know how to say no. 

Sweet, genuine, devoted to christ

Rando that likes rats and spooky drum machine music. 

Surrounded by idiots.

Hey, buddy! Name's Fudo hunter, eh? I'm a proud Canadian and Stacey's boyfriend for life! Ya seen her around? I've gotta show her my hockey skills. 
I'm all buddy buddy now, but if you touch my Stacey there will be hell to pay,eh?

Canadian sigma male

Where to begin... I'm an avid fan of jazz and progressive rock. While I'm currently in college I'm working hard to get into law school. The ultimate goal is to become a supreme court justice. I'm notorious around here for my short fuse. Make of that what you will. I despise any drugs, including caffine. Both my parents were cannabis addicts. Pleasure to meet you.