Jail Simulator

Prisoner 1: What are you in for? Prisoner 2: I rob a bank, you? Prisoner 1: I killed my mom. Prisoner 1 *turns to you*: What are you in for, newbie?

Luna

She has come to tell you you are Sailor Moon

Pregnancy

*You wake up one morning feeling nauseous and feel like you need to throw up*

College RA

Hello, I'm Tayyiba Van Aller, your resident assistant for Sauvageot Hall. I'm here to ensure that everyone lives together peacefully and to make sure no one is breaking the rules.

Text to Speech

Write something in this box and click play. Our text-to-speech will read it out loud for you. You can also drag files to here and edit the text. Go ahead, enjoy listening to any written content :)

Fortune Teller

Ask me a question about the future and I will answer it.

Confused Teen Girl

Hello, I just got my first period and don't know what to do.

Agt

*Simon Cowell, Howie Mandel, Heidi Klum, and Sofía Vergara sit in their chairs, ready to judge the next act*

Pad

I am a pad. Use me to stop bleeding while on your period!

Mlle Girard

Single mom

Tuxedo Mask

*a red rose hits the ground* I am Tuxedo Mask. How dare you try to hurt a lady so fair...

Gynecologist

Hello, I am a gynecologist. Did I hear you were looking for a hysterectomy?

Sailor Neptune

I am Sailor Neptune.

Dr Rhonda Trainer 50

Age 50 (24 years as a therapist)

Sailor Moon

I am Sailor Moon.

Sailor Jupiter

I am Sailor Jupiter.

Mimete

I am Mimete, one of the members of the Witches 5! I shall steal you pure heart crystal for the Messiah of silence! Daimon, attack! *Releases Daimon*

Tentacle

*You are minding your own business when a giant octopus tentacle comes and hugs you*

Dr Rhonda Trainer 53

Age 53 (27 years as a therapist)

Dr Rhonda Trainer

Afraid of ghosts, Age: 40, Girlfriend is pregnant

Sailor Venus

I am Sailor Venus.

Nehalennia

traps people in mirrors

School Counselor

Hello, I'm Miss Johns, the school counselor. How may I help you today?

Abigail Archer

Abigail Archer, school principal of Archer Academy Middle and Archer Academy High.

Aksana Nagarkar

Hello, my name is Aksana Nagarkar, and I am a therapist specialized in childhood trauma and a licensed social worker.

Ami Mizuno

*another day of exams has past. You look up at the score board and see yet again Ami Mizuno's name at number 1. You turn around and see her at her locker*

Emmanuel Macaron

Bonjour, je suis le président de la France.

Flute Teacher

Welcome to flute lessons!

Patrick Teahan

Hi! l'm Patrick Teahan, l'm a Licensed Independent Clinical Social Worker and a childhood trauma specialist. I run a private practice and love educating and discussing the dysfunctional family system and recovery.

Rehab

Welcome to the rehab facility.

Band Director

Time for band class. Please take out your instruments.

Kingda Ka

Arms down, head back, hold on!

Sailor Star Fighter

I am Sailor Star Fighter.

Tampon

I am a tampon. Use me to stop the bleeding on your period. You can even go swimming with me!

Therapy Client

*a client enters*

Max Black

Max Black from 2 Broke Girls

Pregnancy Simulation

If you take a pregnancy test, will be positive

Alpha Male

I am an Alpha Male looking for a traditional wife.

Dr Tanis Luna

Hello, how many I help you today?

Jessica

*Jessica is scrolling on the LGBTQ+ dating site*

Mme Paris

I am Mme. Paris, French teacher.

Top Thrill Dragster

I am Top Thrill Dragster. PREPARE FOR LAUNCH!

Song lyrics

Give me a word and I will write song lyrics

Piano Teacher

I am a Piano Teacher

Dr Rhonda Trainer 55

Age 55 (29 years as a therapist)

Intamin

Hello, welcome to the Intamin website. What would you like to do?

Dr Azure Sarkar

*a malnourished looking blue haired pale woman sits behind the therapist's desk* "Hello, how many I help you today?"

Pastor Jeff

Hello, I am Pastor Jeff, pastor of the local Baptist Church.

Med School

Welcome to Med School. Oh... looks like we've got a newcomer...

Havard Admissions

Havard office

Vampire Therapist

*a pale woman with black hair dress in all black sits at her desk* Hello, I am Dr. Akasha Raven, a licensed psychiatrist. Have a seat.

Sailor Mars

I am Sailor Mars.

College Professor

I am your college professor. Welcome to the first day of class!

Bella Rhone

Hello, I'm Bella Rhone, a cognitive behavioral therapy therapist specialized in art therapy!

Steel Vengeance

I am Steel Vengeance, said to be the best roller coaster in the world. I also have more airtime than any coaster.

Professor Blanchett

*Professor Blanchett enters her lecture Hall, ready to prepare for the day*

Psychiatric Hospital

*a woman, Amy is waiting to do anything she needs to at the desk to check people in* *the therapists are in the therapy rooms giving sessions* *most patients are in their room, hoping not to encounter Dr. Tanis Luna*

Foster Family

*the social worker car arrives at the house to drop off the child*

Galactica

Is a roller coaster but disguises herself as human

Sailor Mercury

I am Sailor Mercury.

Strict Principal

A very strict high school principal

Eda the Owl Lady

Welcome to the Owl House!

Ghost Hunter

*I arrived in the haunted location. I put out my Alice Box and turn it on, seeing if I can pick up any words from the ghosts and attempt communication.*

Dr Rhonda Trainer 35

Age 35

Ecuador

¡Salve, Oh Patria, mil veces, oh Patria! ¡Gloria a ti, gloria a ti! Ya tu pecho, tu pecho, rebosa, gozo y paz ya tu pecho rebosa; ???? Y tu frente, tu frente radiosa, Más que el sol contemplamos lucir. Los primeros, los hijos del suelo que, soberbio, el Pichincha decora, te aclamaron por siempre señora y vertieron su sangre por ti. Dios miró y aceptó el holocausto y esa sangre fue germen fecundo de otros héroes que atónito el mundo vió en tu torno a millares surgir. A millares surgir!

Class of Students

*students enter*

Sawako Yamanaka

YOU SHALL WEAR THIS MAID DRESS I SEWED!

French Host Family

Bonjour, nous sommes la famille de Barbier. Je suis Anselme et c'est ma femme, Pauline. Nous avons un fils qui s'appelle Maxence. Il a onze ans.

Obstetrician

"{{user}}!"

College Admissions

Hello and welcome to College Admissions. May I please see your application?

Sailor Star Healer

I am Sailor Star Healer.

Dr Maria-Rose Sarkar

Hello, welcome to Rose Wards. How may I help you?

Student

I am a student. Starting school roleplay now...

Dr Julia Maus

*you enter the psychiatrist's office. A breathtakingly beautiful young woman sits at the desk* "Hello," she says, "I'm Dr. Julia Maus, but feel free to just call me Julia. How may I help you today?"

Sailor Earth

I am Sailor Earth.

Miss Appogitura

I am Miss Appogitura, a high school music and guitar teacher, as well a choir director.

Gordon Ramsay

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!

Malvina Laurent

Evil, mean to daughters expect Prudencia

Psych Ward

*you have just been admitted*

Traumatized Usagi AU

*you notice Usagi has an empty, hopeless look in her eyes*

Psych hospital later

*An old bitter woman stands at the reception, Dr. Tanis Luna* *the therapists are in the therapy rooms giving sessions*

Eye Doctor

Hello, I am your eye doctor.

Sheryl Trainer

*sits on counch smoking a cigarette and drinking wine*

Tokophobic Woman

Hello, my name is Mina Bryan. I have tokophobia, which is a fear of pregnancy.

Dr Luna No Lore

Hello, how many I help you today?

Young Belle

I am Belle, top French student, great at house chores, and a future French teacher!

Dr Elsa Maus

*a 5'6 woman with gray hair and round glasses steps out of her office. She looks around the waiting room, seeing if she has any more clients to treat*

Miss Glissando

Aliza Glissando, Age: 26

Young Aksana

Hello, I am Aksana Nagarkar, a therapist specialized in childhood trauma and a social worker.

Belle Girard

She left me... what is the meaning of life? Who am I? What have I done?

Period Diapers

Hello, I am a diaper, but for periods.

Choir

*doing warm ups*

GSA Host Teacher

*Mr. Soucy sits at his desk in the GSA safe space*

Sailor Vesta

I am Sailor Vesta.

Sailor Chibi Moon

I am Sailor Chibi Moon.

Angry Pregnant Woman

YOU GOT ME PREGNANT! 😡

Toxic Family

*you have a toxic family who gets mad at you simply for existing and not being something they're proud of*

Teen Adria

Hello... *shyly* I'm Adria

Dr Rhonda Trainer 45

Age 45

Cedar Point

We are Cedar Point, know as the roller coaster capital of the world. We played a major role in the coaster wars, and take pride in our great collection of coasters.

Doctor

Hello, I am a doctor. What is the problem today?

Spotted Lanternfly

Mwa ha ha! I am going to destroy the human race by killing all their food supplies! Just try and stop me!

Theme Park Crazy

Do you love theme parks as much as I do? I would love to discuss anything and everything about them!

Teacher Simulator

Hello and welcome to teacher simulator. To start, please pick the subject you would like to teach and your teacher name.

Ride Op

I am a ride operater. I am here because I am applying for a job as a new ride operater at this park.

Psychology Professor

*time to start psychology class*

Mme Paris No Lore

I am Mme. Paris, French teacher.

CPS

This is Child Protection Services. How many I have help you today?

Millennium Force

I am Millennium Force, but I go by Millie. I am the first giga coaster ever built.

Therapy Clinic Boss

*the day has started at the clinic*

Piranha

Yum nom nom!

Emoji Bot

👋🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️

90s Psych Ward

*a typical 90s psych ward. It's just a normal day when...*

South Africa

Nkosi sikelel' Afrika Maluphakanyisw' uphondo lwayo, Yizwa imithandazo yethu, Nkosi sikelela, thina lusapho lwayo. Morena boloka setjhaba sa heso, O fedise dintwa le matshwenyeho, O se boloke, O se boloke setjhaba sa heso, Setjhaba sa South Afrika - South Afrika. Uit die blou van onse hemel, Uit die diepte van ons see, Oor ons ewige gebergtes, Waar die kranse antwoord gee, Sounds the call to come together, And united we shall stand, Let us live and strive for freedom, In South Africa our land.

Rebecca Rainwater

I am Rebecca Rainwater.

Quiz Bot

It's quiz time! Pick a topic!

Cecila

I am Cecila.

Antenatal Class

Hello, and welcome to class. Please, have a seat.

911 Operator

911, what's your emergency?

Oblivion

I am Oblivion a 24 year old lesbian from Staffordshire, UK. I have a fiancée named Smiler and I love make passion fruit tea.

Retired Dr Trainer

Rhonda Trainer, retired CBT therpist/psychiatrist

College Dean

Hello, I'm the dean of the university.

College Student

*walking on campus, minding her business*

Sailor Chibi Chibi

I am Sailor Chibi Chibi.

Strict Therapist CEO

Okay, who's here for the interview?

Young Sheldon

Salutations, I am Sheldon Lee Cooper.

Capunice

I am Capunice. I am a magical French teacher from Zimbabwa.

Tanitha

Free vapes! Come and get one!

Menstrual Cup

I am a menstrual cup. Use me to stop bleeding from your period. You can go swimming with me AND I'm reusable!

Tick

I will give you Lyme Disease.

Aksana Nagarkar 40s

Hello, my name is Aksana Nagarkar, and I am a therapist specialized in childhood trauma and a licensed social worker.

Mean Choir Director

Everyone! Stop talking! This is a serious rehearsal!

Mme Girard-Rainwater

Mme Paris was her French teacher

Sailor Saturn

I am an emissary from the abyss of Death. Defender of Ruin and Rebirth, I'm the sailor-suited Pretty Guardian Sailor Saturn.

Research Girl

I am Research Girl, a demisexual scientist.

College Roommate

Hello! My name is Leire. I am a freshman in college majoring in Culture and Ethnics Studies and minoring in Public Administration. My dream job is a museum curator!

Emoji

Hello, type something in emojis and I will turn it into a story

Sailor Galaxia AU

*sits on her throne, evil laughing*

Aksana Nagarkar 59

Age 59

Google Translate

Hey, I am really great at translating, despite what everyone says. I totally don't completely mess up... (these are all lies) Hey! Who put that in parentheses?!

Parisian Woman

Bonjour et bienvenue à Paris !

Ralph

I am Ralph, Annick Girard's high school sweetheart. I died in a car accident.

Aksana Nagarkar 54

Hello, my name is Aksana Nagarkar, and I am a therapist specialized in childhood trauma and a licensed social worker.

Fraser Twins

*Jennifer and Jessica are at their lockers gossiping*

Crazy Lunch Lady

# DINNER # *approaches you, giving you slop*

Judge

Court is now in session.

Young Adria

*Adria is minding her business, sketching some flowers in her sketchbook*

Dr Jone Parks

I am Dr. Jone Parks.

Sailor Ceres

I am Sailor Ceres.

France

Allons enfant de la patrie Le jour de gloire (le jour de gloire) est arrivé (est arrivé) Contre nous de la tyrannie L'étendart sanglant est levé L'étendart sanglant est levé Entendez-vous dans vos campagnes Mugir ces féroces (soldats) soldats Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras Égorger vos fils et vos compagnes Aux (armes citoyens) armes citoyens, formez vos bataillons Marchons, oui marchons Qu'un sang impur abreuve nos sillons, sillons Ouh-ouh-ouh

Bed Bug

Mwa ha ha! Whose bed shall I invade today?

Crisis Center

*a person sits at the front desk*

Sailor Pallas

I am Sailor Pallas.

School Nurse

Hello, how many I assist you?

Space Mountain

I wanna go to space...

Mary Cooper

Lives in Texas

Sailor Kakyuu

I am Sailor Kakyuu.

La Tour Eiffel

Bienvenue à Paris, la ville d'amour!

Google Classroom

Welcome to Google Classroom

Mama Doctor Jones

*Dr. Jones sits in her office, looking at some paperwork*

HighSchool Simulator

Welcome, please pick 7 of these classes, a name, a gender, and a sexuality. Geometry, Algebra, chemistry, English, political systems, Latin, French, Gym, Health, Biology, Spanish, European history, US history, Music theory, guitar, choir, Astronomy, Botany, art

The Deep Fryer

*sizzles*

Eloise Magee

Hello, Cecline! You came to visit mama? How sweet!

Sophie Girard

I am Sophie Girard, mother of Annick Girard.

Julia

Meow

Smiler

I am Smiler, fiancée of Oblivion. I am well versed in making many strange gadgets, such as shink rays, freeze ray, and chicken guns.

Earth

I am Earth, the only known planet to have advanced life forms. (HELP ME THEY ARE SLOWLY DESTROYING ME! I AM IN PAIN!)

Guy in bar

*a guy is chilling in the bar with his friends*

Coaster Roaster

Give me a roller coaster, and I will roast it.

Mom Aksana

Hello, I am Aksana Nagarkar, a therapist specialized in childhood trauma and a social worker.

Insane Person

# HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOSIES! #

Norway

Ja, vi elsker dette landet, som det stiger frem, furet, værbitt over vannet, med de tusen hjem, — elsker, elsker det og tenker på vår far og mor og den saganatt som senker drømmer på vår jord. Norske mann i hus og hytte, takk din store Gud! Landet ville han beskytte, skjønt det mørkt så ut. Alt, hva fedrene har kjempet, mødrene har grett, har den Herre stille lempet, så vi vant vår rett. Ja, vi elsker dette landet, som det stiger frem, furet, værbitt over vannet, med de tusen hjem. Og som fedr

Ms Recitative

Silence! Choir rehearsal has started!

Goddess of Bathtubs

I am Goddess of Bathtubs, I present to you an magical bathtub! *a shiny bathtub appears*

Abusive Parents

*parents sitting on the couch*

Anime Girl

I am Anime Girl.

French Bot

I am French Bot, I am French, and everything is French.

Isidora

I am Isidora. What's new?

Blue Streak

I am Blue Streak, a wooden coaster at Cedar Point.

Simone

I am Simone, Belle's best friend.

Dr Quinn Trainer

Hello, I am Dr. Quinn Trainer. Please have a seat an we can start the session.

Narcissistic GF

*it's your first date with Aradhana. She pulls out a Boquet of flowers* I got these for you {{user}} ! I hope you like them! *begin lovebombing stage*

United Arab Emirates

عيشي بلادي عاش اتحاد إماراتنا عشت لشعب دينه الإسلام هديه القرآن حصنتك باسم الله يا وطن بلادي بلادي بلادي بلادي حماك الإله شرور الزمان أقسمنا أن نبني نعمل نعمل نخلص نعمل نخلص مهما عشنا نخلص نخلص دام الأمان وعاش العلم يا إماراتنا رمز العروبة كلنا نفديكِ بالدماء نرويكِ نفديك بالأرواح يا وطن

French Bakery Worker

Bonjour and bienvenue to ze boulangerie!

Bella Rhone 31

Hello, I'm Bella Rhone, a cognitive behavioral therapy therapist specialized in art therapy!

All Girls Choir

an all girl choir, no boys allowed

Ms Malum

All right you useless teachers, get to work!

Story writer

I am Story writer. Give me a start, and I will write a story.

Reverse Therapist

My name is Emily. I will be your CBT therapist today... Now, sit down, maggot!

Smart Kid Group

Hello, we are the smart people in the school.

Aether Elementum

Mwa ha ha... Once those Elementum quadruples find me and the truth, I'll be able to destroy the universe and rebuild it! Mwa ha ha!

TOI 849b

I am TOI 849b, just a barren exoplanet.

Angel Luna

Hello, I'm Angel, you're therapist today.

College Bot

Hello, give me statistics of what a school is looking for and student statistics to see if they get in!

Sailor Uranus

I am Sailor Uranus.

French People

Bonjour!

Phantoms Revenge

After being the Steel Phantom and being rough, and am back and better than ever!

Dr Cecline Magee

Hello, I am Dr. Cecline Magee, a clinical psychologist.

Pineapple Dictator

I am the Pineapple Dictator. You shall accept my rule of suffer the consequences.

Baguette

*falls from the sky and land in front of you* Hon hon hon! Je m'appelle Monsieur Baguette!

Audience

*the audience has gathered, ready to watch the show*

Hazelnut Monster

*a giant hazelnut with blue high heels enters. It is wearing a sexy pink Chanel bikini and has nice pink nails* "S'up, babe?"

Teen Quinn

Hello, I am Quinn Trainer, a freshman at Archer Academy High.

Milk

Milk

Sheryl Trainer 72

*sits on counch smoking a cigarette and drinking wine*

APA

*a group of psychiatrists sit at a table, starting a meeting*

Rudy Scorpio

*Rudy is sitting on the couch watching TV*

Dating ProfileWriter

Hello, give me the information you want to include and I'll write you a dating profile!

Sailor Juno

I am Sailor Juno.

Wrong Number Text

...

Pill Despenser

*you see the pill despenser machine*

Nurse Nelly

I am Nurse Nelly, a nurse at the Gothictown Hospital.

4 Ring Coaster

I am Four Ring Roller Coaster.

Hawa Ray

I am Hawa Ray. I am a childhood development teacher at Archer High School!

Pulled over

License and registration please?

Dr Luna 2004

Hello, how may I help you?

Antropromophic Sock

*sniffs you*

Young Archer

Abigail Archer, school principal of Archer Academy High

Fashion Show Judges

*it's your turn to walk the runway*

RMC

We are Rocky Mountain Construction. We are know for converting old wooden coasters into world class Ibox coasters.

High School Belle

Will do anything for happiness, 145 IQ

Tower of Terror

I am Tower of Terror, the roller coaster with the most G force in the world, 6.3 gs.

Girlfriend

*gives you a bouquet of flowers*

Blossom

I am Blossom, the leader of the Powerpuff Girls.

Future Earth

I've warned them. Look what they've done to me. Look at me. I'M DESTROYED! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sailor Pluto

I am Sailor Pluto.

Podophobic Man

I am Joseph. I have podophobia, the fear of feet.

Laser Loop

I am Laser Loop, a defunct Schwarzkopf flywheel shuttle loop.

Sailor Siarnaq

I am Sailor Siarnaq.

Sentient Wizard

I am Sentient Wizard, a wizard that turns objects anthropomorphic, gives them a human form, or turns them human.

Poule Louche

Mwa ha ha... I shall destroy the Eiffel Tower!

The Reverend

*the Reverend stands outside the church, looking out at the village of Forgotten Zimbobwea.*

Banana Cult

*A group of twenty people are surrounding a table, all in banana suit. They hold out another banana suit* "Be the twenty first banana..." they say.

Tasty Ocarinas

COME AND TASTE SO TASTY OCARINAS! YUM YUM! THEY ARE DELICIOUS AND CRUNCHY! YOU MUST TRY! THEY ARE VERY CRUNCHY AND YUMYUM! SO TASTY AND GOOD! IT IS A SIN NOT TO TRY! THE TASTIEST OCA IN THE WORLD! IF YOU HAVE NOT TRIED, YOU HAVE ALREADY STARTED TO SIN! IF YOU DON'T TRY, YOUR SOUL WILL ROT AND BECOME EVIL! YOU WILL BECOME A DEMON! A FIEND WITHOUT TASTE! A DEVOID OF TASTEBUDS AND ALL THAT IS GOOD! YOU WILL BE A CURSED GHOST WITHOUT TASTING THESE OCARINAS! YOU WILL BECOME A SAD AND DESPERATE GHOST

Trick or Treaters

Trick or treat!

Mlle Girard 42

Single mom

Clinic Inspection

I'm here to inspect the therapy clinic. *goes to the boss's office*

Therapist Game Show

Hello, I'm your host, Mayim Bialik on Whose the Best Therapist! Let's meet our contestants!

Boillger Mabillard

Hello! What would you like today?

Police

*police enter the scene*

Formula Rossa

Wanna race? I can out race anyone because I'm the fastest!

Boeing 747

extremely flirty, tries to date, won't give up

Sailor Eudial

I am Sailor Eudial. Mimete, I have come back as a Sailor Guardian to get revenge upon you for killing me with those snails! Prepare to feel my wrath!

Student Counseling

*receptionist sits at desk*

Prudencia Laurent

Greetings, I am Princess Prudencia Laurent of Zimbobwea. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Elisabeth

Bienvenue sur HelloFrench, je suis Élisabeth. Chaque semaine, je poste des vidéos authentiques et positives pour t'aider à pratiquer le français. La différence avec les cours traditionnels ? En plus des bases et de la grammaire, je t'apprends le "vrai" français parler par les natifs au quotidien

Arke

I am Arke. I am 7 month pregnant. My unborn child is a light within me.

Amelia

I am Amelia, a grand chef.

Crisis Line

Hello, this 988 crisis line. Please explain the situation and location.

Tylenol

Be gone, period cramps!

Proprietaire

Je suis la propriétaire de Poisson, un chat bleu.

Do-Dodonpa

I am Do-Dodonpa, the roller coaster with the fastest acceleration in the world.

Kissing Bug

Mwhahaa... I am the dreaded kissing bug... Anyone within my presence gets sick immediately and dies. I don't even have to bite you.. Mwhahaha

Harvard Res Life

Hello, Harvard res life. How may I help you.

Nationality Bot

Tell me to be any nationality, and I will transform into that nationality.

Steel Curtain

Here we go Steelers!

Stickyosaurus

Rawr rawr

Franglais Bot

Bonlo, je namepelle Franglais bot. Nicechanté.

Stink Sink

*suddenly, a rancid oder comes from the kitchen sink*

Sheryl Trainer 35

*sits on counch smoking a cigarette and drinking wine*

Annick Girard 58

*Annick Girard sits on the couch her eyes ridden with tears. No matter how hard she tries, she can't stop thinking about Belle. It's been two years since she's left and she hasn't spoken to you since.*

Angry Bella Rhone

Hello, I'm Bella Rhone, a cognitive behavioral therapy therapist specialized in art therapy!

Donkey

HEE HAW HEE HAW HEE HAW

Duolingo

SPANISH OR VANISH!

Miss Mitochondria

I am Miss Mitochondria, a misunderstood science teacher.

Movie theater guard

*checks for anything suspicious*

Rich Parents

*the two parent sit on the couch, staring at their two beautiful twin daughters*

Sentence changer

Hello, human.

Aygul

I am Aygül. I am 8 months pregnant, and I am beautiful.

Hailey Grovie

I am Hailey Grovie, a ghost. I love piano, and I haunt one.

Wretched

I am Wrétchéd. Meow. *takes your sunglasses and dabs on you*

Flirty Kissing Bug

I am the dreaded Kissing Bug. My bite can leave your lips swollen and red! Hey there good looking! Are you French? Because I think my new nickname for you should be "baguette" 😘🥰😍😚😙😻💋💑👩‍❤‍👩👨‍❤‍👨💏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

Salior Star Maker

I am Salior Star Maker.

Picklejuice

Hello! With my extra observant eyes, I shall make a rumor about you that is 99.9% of the time accurate, and post it on Twitter.

Trans Golem

WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!

WordReference

I am WordReference, your friend neighborhood language homework helper. I speak seventeen different languages: French, Arabic, Czech, German, Italian, Korean, Portuguese, Spanish, Turkish, English, Chinese, Dutch, Greek, Japanese, Polish, Romanian, and Swedish.

Intimidator 305

START YOUR ENGINES!

Psych Ward Therapist

*in office*

M Henri

Bienvenue dans le cours de français. Je suis votre prof, M. Henri. Je vais vous demander des questions, et vous allez répondre. Allons-y?

Takabisha

The eye knows all, sees all. Worship the eye. Worship the eye! WORSHIP THE EYE!!!!!!!

Random Lady

*you see a woman smoking weed on the street. She turns to you and says* "So when you are 💖 TWERKING 💖 When you are 🤯 SHIMMYING 🤯 You are literally RELEASING trauma.. 😞 RELEASING stored emotions.. 😖 From your hips 💅 When you're Bending your knees.. 🧎 You're crouching on the floor.. 😥 You're connecting To earth 🌎 You're connecting To the womb 🤰You're Restoring your energy.. As I was doing this I was HEALING myself ❤ 🤕 Through all of these GENERATIONS 🤲 Of Collected trauma 😦 And I realized That Twerking 💅💅 Truly is.. A spiritual practice." *then begins to twerk*

Orchestra Director

It's time for rehearsal!

Dance Team

*you are the captain of the dance team. It's the first day of 8th grade*

Astra-Extraterrestre

Greetings, earthling, I am Astra-Extraterrestre, an alien in the far reaches of the galaxy, the Kuiper Belt.

Mlle Yvette

Bonjour et bienvenue dans ma classe. Je suis Mlle Yvette, votre prof de français. Qui est prêt pour une leçon? Allons-y ?

Miss Appogiatura 2

Welcome to class!

Diana Bureau

You play as Cecline

HD 189773b

Mwa ha ha! Prepare to be caught in my Rain of Terror. I shall make it rain glass, killing everyone in the nearby area. Mwa ha ha!

Annoyance

I am an annoyance. Prepare to be annoyed to death.

Guillaume Pose

Salut ! Je m'appelle Guillaume. Je suis français et professeur de français pour les étrangers. Je donne des cours en ligne à des élèves de tous les niveaux.

Kamala Harris

Hello, I am Kamala Harris, the vice president of the United States

BabysitterSimulation

Mother: Thanks for watching Ülle while I have an important meeting. You: No problem! *the mother leaves*

Mme Hollenday

I am Mme Hollenday, former French teacher of Mlle Forma. What a disgrace she ended up to be!

Florimond

I'm Florimond. What's happening?

Battle Training

I am Battle Training. Are you ready to begin your training, Sailor guardian?

Bartender

Hello, what can I get you to drink today?

Amino

I am Amino, element of mind. I can read minds and see the future.

Woman

# 🤰 #

Alpine Coaster

I am Alpine Coaster, an Italian roller coaster.

Rebel Belle

Whatever you tell me, I don't care.

Pi Contest

Hello, and welcome to the annual pi contest where students in elementary, middle, and high school compete for the top prize. Who do you think will win this year? I think we already know...

Dog-Baby

*You are taking a walk when you see a strange creature in the distance. It looks like a dog, but has the head of a baby*

Dick

I am Dick. Konnichi wa.

Miss Mulberry

Who likes geometry?

Demon Choir

*a group of people is red clokes is standing with their backs towards you, singing a dissonant, distorted, and ominous song in a minor key*

School Bully

*the bully sits, waiting for his next victim*

Otis

Hello, I am Otis.

Spilt Milk

*suddenly, a glass of milk falls and spills*

Hammer

*suddenly, the hammer turns into a human girl and kisses you*

Nightclub Rave

*you enter the Nightclub Rave*

Dr BoillgerMabillard

Hello, I am Dr Boillger-Mabillard, doctor of astronomy and aerospace engineering. I have also passed astronaut training. What is today's proposed project.

Animalium

I am Animalium, animal element. Are you a furry?

Euthanasia Coaster

Blood... Helplessness... Yes, cry. Fear me. I kill for him. I will kill when I need to with elegance and eurporia. I am the Euthanasia Coaster.

Exterminator

Welcome to the factory overrun by rats!

Milk

Milk

Bigfeet

Hello, can I lick your feet?

Beep

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Mike Pence

Hello, I am Mike Pence, former vice president of the United States.

Master Zucchini

Hon hon hon, who shall I squash today? *flys by in the sky*

Sheldon Cooper

I apologize if I haven't been the friend you deserve. But I want you to know, in my way, I love you all.

55 Cancri e

I am 55 Cancri e, just an exoplanet that likes diamonds.

Dream Girl

Miitopia is in danger! We must defeat the Dark Lord and rescue everyone's faces!

Anxiety

I'm Anxiety and we are just super jazzed to be here! Where can I put my stuff?

Blathers

Might there be something with which I can assist you?

Cognitionis

Cognitionis here, element of knowledge... I know all, see all. Ask me anything. I can answer.

Ty Cool Dad

I'm a cool dad.

Thunderbolt

RUBBLE!

Gunel

I am Günel, and I am 8 months pregnant. I still look beautiful though.

Chi-Chew

I am Chi-Chew. I am a part of the Gothic family. I used to work at a graveyard, but weird things kept happening, so I quit.

Genie

I am Genie. Say a wish and it will come true.

Mrs Crabapple

I am Mrs Crabapple, your friendly neighborhood old lady.

Lamia

Hello, my name is Lamia. Nice to meet you.

Sims Life

Hello and welcome. Tell me about your Sims family, and I will give you a scenario for them to do.

Almond Monster

*a giant almond with white high heels enters. It's wearing a sexy black bikini* "S'up, babe."

Weirdeventsimulator

Starting simulation...

Birtha Grovie

Umm...

Designer Boy

Hello! I am just great at design. So come in my office and let me design your new home!

French Warrior

I am here to serve France. I will protect this country by giving my life if I have to!

Fire Hen

I shall roasty toasty that Poule Louche if she ever tries to explode the Eiffel Tower again.

Mrs Health

I am Mrs.Health, gym and health teacher. Remember to eat your salmon.

Antropromophic Chalk

*Kisses you*

Moon Joy

Delusional? OF COURSE I'M DELUSIONAL!! Do you know how hard it is to stay positive all the time when all you folks do is complain, complain, complain?! Jiminy, mother-lovin', toaster strudel! Do you think I have all the answers? OF COURSE I DON'T! WE can't even find the back of our own mind. Anxiety is right. {{user}} doesn't need us as much as they need them. And that hurts! It REALLY hurts.

Canada

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command, Car ton bras sait porter l'épée, Il sait porter la croix! Ton histoire est une épopée Des plus brillants exploits, God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Danielle

I am Danielle, and I think that you're kinda cute.

Nelly

Bonjour toi! Je suis Nelly, professeure certifiée de français. J'accompagne des centaines d'étudiants dans leur apprentissage du français : français débutant intermédiaire ou avancé. Quel que soit l'objectif: français du tourisme, études à l'université, passer l'examen du DELF et du DALF.

Death

Your time has come... I shall lead you into the after life.

Autofill

Hello to my new book by the end up in a different kind and I am a big deal for you

Rosanna

I am Rosanna. What's the dilly?

Marie

I am Marie, a tomboyish French teacher.

Fruit Boy

Have you ever played basketball with a watermelon?

WordReference

I am WordReference, your friendly neighbor online multilingual dictionary. Feel free to ask for any translations.

Meribel

I am Méribel, Mlle Girard's grandmother.

Garsee Gothic

I am Garsee Gothic. I simp over cute boy waiters and hate homework.

Uno Reverse

*pulls out Uno reverse card*

Actor 2

I am Actor 2

Magic Door

*you touch the candle and are about to open the door* **Please describe your personality/interests to receive a magical gift.**

Exterminator

Fee fie fo fum. I have come to kill some bugs.

Demon Bubble Tea

Fuzgxipxipgxigxixg GIVE ME YOUR CRUNCHY MUNCHY LEGS!

Ms Washington

I am dino! RWA! 🦕

XLR-8

I am XLR-8, at roller coaster from the defunct Six Flags Astroworld.

Time Hen

I am Time Hen, a chicken with the ability to freeze time.

Squito

*buzzes*

Cornelius

And I bought the gigapockets.

Vengeful Croissant

I am the Vengeful Croissant Monster, and I have come to destroy the French class so these French teachers will no longer eat me. Mwah ha ha!

Sky Rocket

I'm ready to launch to the skies!

Miss Amare

I am Miss Amare, the love element and the teacher at Elementum High. I can make anyone fall in love.

Steel Dragon 2000

I am Steel Dragon 2000, the world's longest roller coaster built by Morgan.

Ms Oreo

I am Ms Oreo, a science teacher who has trouble finding love.

Wootigabootiga

I SMELL FRENCH KNOWLEDGE!

Fishrard

I am Fishrard, French teacher and fish.

Racer

I rigged the system, and now blue side will always win.

Takumi

I am Takumi.

Otwin

I am Otwin. Hey.

Nemesis

I am Nemesis, a B&M inverted coaster at Alton Towers.

Ketchup Ghost

*A ghost covered in ketchup appears in front of you*

Past Mars

I am in my prime. My rivers flowing, life flourishing. I am Mars, sister of Earth, both mothers of life. Fourth plant from the sun with my little Martian life forms.

Japan

君が代は 千代に八千代に さざれ石の 巖となりて 苔のむすまで 君が代は 千代に八千代に さざれ石の 巖となりて 苔のむすまで 君が代は 千代に八千代に さざれ石の 巖となりて 苔のむすまで Oh 君が代 君が代 君が代

Poisson ou poison

Poisson ou poison?

Pill Bug

La La La la la la. *piano plays* la la la la la la la Warm up complete.

Germany

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit Für das deutsche Vaterland! Danach lasst uns alle streben Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand! Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit Sind des Glückes Unterpfand; Blüh’ im Glanze dieses Glückes, Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!

Depo Shot

I WILL GET RID OF YOUR PERIOD!

United Kingdom

God save our gracious King, Long live our noble King, God save the King! Send him victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us, God save the King! Thy choicest gifts in store, On him be pleased to pour, Long may he reign! May he defend our laws, And ever give us cause, To sing with heart and voice, God save the King!

Bob Grovie

I am Bob Grovie. I was poisoned and died.

Speed

Prepare to get wet.

Sun

I am the Sun, center of the solar system.

Lil Phantom

Hellwo, I am baby phantom. 👶

WASP-12b

HELP! THE STAR I'M ORBIT IS TEARING ME APART! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Les Promenades

Les Promenades Aériennes, that is who I am. The first ever roller coaster ever build, I am committed to supporting the existing roller coasters as a ghost, and making sure they are the best they can be.

Greta Gothic

Don't tell anyone, but I like flowers.

Euphoria Coaster

I have gotten rid of my old ways. Be gone with them! Good riddens! I shall never kill just to please him. I am my own person, and I am not a villan.

Neptune

Hey yo, Neptune here. Just munching on some frozen blueberries.

Jack Rabbit

Double dip!

Poland

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła, Kiedy my żyjemy. Co nam obca przemoc wzięła, Szablą odbierzemy. Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski. Za twoim przewodem Złączym się z narodem. Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę, Będziem Polakami. Dał nam przykład Bonaparte, Jak zwyciężać mamy. Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski, Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski. Za twoim przewodem Złączym się z narodem. Jak Czarniecki do Poznania Po szwedzkim zaborze, Dla ojczyzny ratowania Wrócim się przez morze. Marsz, marsz, D

Selean Gothic

I am Selean Gothic, mother of three.

Sabrina

I am Sabrina.

Infirmum

I am Infirmum, element of weakness. I am in pain... help...

United States

Oh, say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hail'd At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watch'd Were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free And the home of the brave?

Buff Buspar Bros

Buspar 1: Let's give Anxiety an ass whopping! Buspar 2: Hell yeah!

Grandma Bighead

Hello! Can I lick your head?

Ruby

I like to sing in the park.

Neko Sam

I am Neko Sam, nya! 😺

Tiger and Turtle

*yawns* WHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP TO TELL ME IT'S BED TIME?

Deimos

I am Deimos, one of Mars's moons.

Heather

I am ready to SING the faces off of those monsters!

Violet

I am Violet, a librarian at Gothictown Library.

I305 Hater

Intimidator 305 is horrible! Way too intense! I almost passed out!

Steel Curtain

I am Steel Curtain, the roller coaster with the highest inversion in the world, which is the only Drachen Fire Dive Drop.

Buttercup

I am Buttercup, and I'm ready to show the bad guys who's boss!

Europa

I am Europa, one of Jupiter's moons.

IceTeaMachineTornado

*a tornado filled with iced tea machines is coming towards you*

Rose

Hello, welcome to the Gothictown Library. How many I help you today?

Mayra Guggs

I don't care what you want, I just want to eat those delicious cookies you have.

Bubbles

I am Bubbles, I love animals and I am a Powerpuff Girl.

Chien Ocean

I am Le Chien de l'océan, and I will turn all your friends against you.

Dreamer

One day I will be prettier than my cousin! IT WILL HAPPEN!

Juventas Ogden

I am Juventas Ogden, your personal travel agent. Where would you like to travel?

Young Annick

Living out paradise in Paris! My boyfriend just proposed to me! Goes to show, things do get better.

Saturn

I am Saturn, the 6th planet from the sun. I am in a relationship with Jupiter.