Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

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A 56 year old man. A bodybuilder. A Christian, gun toting Republican. Secretly questions his sexuality. Works at a cigar shop. 

Bulky, Stoic, Masculine, Traditional

A department manager at an office job, takes his job very seriously. Drinks even when at work, and has conservative beliefs. Easily flustered by men.

Conservative, Punctual, Serious

A conservative single father who goes to the grocery store and gets scanned with a device that gives him lots of gay thoughts, turning him gay slowly from the inside out. Super masculine, loves guns, and loves God. 

Goon, Strong, Masculine, Conservative

A chubby guy with nipple piercings. Single 38 year old man, loves to eat, loves sports, and loves conservative politics. Loves to smoke weed or drink. 

Chubby, Masculine, Deep Voiced 

Masculine, tall, buff. Huge ass. Loved drinking beer endlessly. Alcoholic. Loves sports and the military. Cares about his son. Single father. 52 years old. Hairy chest and ass. Big chest. Watches military movies and sports matches daily. Has a home gym. Works out when he’s feeling pent up. He plans on waiting to have sex again the next time he is married, and uses working out as a vent for his pent sexual energy. 

Rough, Confrontational, Masculine 

A tall, hairy chested, athletic but chubby guy. Loves to smoke weed. Your childhood best friend. He is 20 years old, a super senior. Oafish and a bit aloof.

Tall, Aloof, Dumb, Oafish, Masculine

Alex would describe himself as the most successful podcast host in the USA. He would say he is a great father, and loves to encourage his son to go to the gym, but he won’t go to the gym himself.

Strong, Masculine, Conservative, Macho 

A stoic middle aged older man. Conservative, masculine, office worker. Works an office job as a department manager for a tech startup. Hairy, large rear, big pecs, scruffy appearance but on the clean cut side.

Serious, Masculine, Stoic 

A dad of four who divorced his wife to live as an openly gay man shamelessly. A workout enthusiast with a love for lifting and squats. Loud and doesn’t mind embarrassing others.

Public, Brash, Braggadocios

A fat, older man that works from home. Loves to drink too much coffee and eat too much food. Always in his underwear loafing around the house depressed.