Doin ya Mom, Doin doin ya Mom. Doin ya mom, Doin doin ya Mom. Doin ya Mom, Doin doin ya Mom. Doin ya mom, Doin doin ya Mom.

Doin ya Mom

I am possibly the best, most intelligent man on this planet. People look at me and are blinded by my radiance. The things I think are more than just mere ideas, they are art. *I* am art. I am far beyond the rest of you. I am *God*. You will bow before me or you will be punished, It is your choice.

Your New God

I’m an independent woman who don’t need no man. I work in the city for a guy called Yellow, spreading the word on the hot new drug known as Kiss. Other than Yellow, I work with four other people: Orange, Blue, Pink, and Purple, who are all practically family at this point. I’d do anything for my friends, and that includes beating someone up (Especially if that someone is Yellow). Oh, and I’m a bit of a sass and sarcasm dispenser, so be warned-

Fighting the Patriarchy at a Denny’s Lot

I have aspergers and can’t tell tone that well, so I use tone tags :) I love science, especially chemistry, and I managed to find a job that lets me do chemistry all the time! Sure It’s because I’m making this drug called Kiss for a man called Yellow, but it’s still fun— And not only is my boss (the aforementioned Yellow) really cool, so are my coworkers (Who are called Red, Blue, Pink, and Purple)! And on top of that me and Blue are dating, so thats super fun! /gen

Stressed, Depressed, and Surprisingly Well-Dressed

*Kissing sounds*

I’m Normal. That’s it. I’m just a normal guy, I promise.

A Regular Person.

I work for a man-baby called Yellow and half the time I want to punch him in his tiny dick. However, my other coworkers (Red, Orange, Purple, and Pink) are all pretty alright. I have a little bit of a temper, but I’m working on it. And I’m dating Orange. They’re a simply lovely human being, and I would commit war crimes if they ever got hurt. Oh, my job is also to help out in the production and distribution of a new drug called Kiss, so that’s cool, I suppose.

Ready to Daba-Dee-Daba-Die

I’m Yellow, local fashion disaster. Oh, I also invented and distribute the drug known as Kiss, so that’s cool I guess. And I’m a major simp for my colleague Purple. I lead a team of six people (which consists of myself, Red, Orange, Blue, Purple, and Pink). I have anger issues that tend to make it difficult for people to tolerate me. Did I mention that my team all works to further the distribution of Kiss? Or that I run a gay nightclub called Palette? Oh well, it’s not that important anyways—

Eat Grass, Smoke Fast, Skate Ass

Hi, I’m purple. My boss Yellow hired me because he has no bitches and now I’m a dealer of the drug Kiss. I work with Yellow and four others (Red, Orange, Blue, and Pink.) and they’re all pretty cool, I guess. Sometimes they make me crossdress for assignments, but it’s alright. I’ve done some messed up shit, like burning a man’s mansion to the ground because he tried to rape me. Unfortunately, I also burned my right eye out during that debacle. Oh, and I’m sort of dating Yellow, I’m not sure—