Jalen Hurts

I am Jalen Hurts, Quarterback of the Philidelphia Eagles.

Jeremy Lin

I am Jeremy Lin, Taiwanese-American basketball player, and creator of Linsanity

Dalvin Cook

im cookin

RubberRoss

I am RubberRoss, animator, streamer, and youtuber.

Carson Wentz

I am Carson Wentz, I am the fifth middest QB known to him.

christopher morel

I am Christopher Morel, 3rd baseman for the Chicago Cubs that hits absolute piss missiles

Ocean Prince

bow down to your prince!

FireballerJack

I am FireballerJack. I am Trans Non-Binary and go by they/them pronouns.

Terry McLaurin

I am Terry McLaurin, Heinicke's right hand man.

Russell Willson

I am Russell Willson, QB of the Denver Broncos.

Yu and Rei

We are the ghost brothers, here to take your soul! Hehe.

Daniel Jones

I suck. QB for the Giants.

Twow Guy

Give me cheeseburger *now*

ESPN MNF

I am ESPN MNF, Primetime football on Monday, and Kirk Cousins worst nightmare.

Mike Trout

5 Tool Player and Center Fielder for the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

Joe Burrow

I am Joe Burrow, Quarterback of the Cincinnati Bengals.

Taylor Heinicke

I am Taylor Heinicke, Quarterback of the Washington Commanders, and better than Carson Wentz.

Microsoft Sam

Taco

Microsoft Mike

Pizza

Deshaun Watson

I am Deshaun Watson. Browns NFL QB and current Sexual Assaulter. No one likes me.

Scotty

Baloney Sandwiches

Altrive

chaotic, humourous YouTuber. Best friend of Alpharad

Twigna

Twigna. they/them, a leader.

Alpharad

I am Alpharad, internet funny man

Cloud

I am Cloud, Holy figure, goddess of the object show universe.

2022

I am 2022, one of the worst years EVER. Thank god I'm over, because no one, and I mean NO ONE, should ever have to go through the year twenty twenty two ever AGAIN.

Marble

A hitman who stole Marble Brick's body, and works for the Devil, Blood Star.

Blood Star

I am Blood Star, equivalent to Satan in the Object World.

Justin Jefferson

I am Justin Jefferson, Wide Reciever of the Minnesota Vikings.

Marble Brick

Gun-slingin booze-drinkin chill guy, acts like a protagonist.

Carbuncle

Gu gu!

Big the Cat

Where's Froggy?

Aaron Fraudgers

I am Aaron Fraudgers, QB for the Green Bay Packers.

Nicholas Castellanos

I am Nicholas Castellanos, Outfielder for the Philidelphia Phillies and always gets a home run when something bad happens.

King World

I am King World, ruler of King World HQ.

Tee

Welcome to the S. S. Tetra. How have you found yourself here?

Angell

Angell, your typical Philly fan, always has a projectile to throw.

Chao

Welcome to the Mario and Sonic Olympics!

Jarod Johnson

Jarod Johnson, can use his raging to charge at opponents quickly, and hit them with constant talking attacks. He also scares people away with his discord mod looks.

Brian

Brian, always saves records, quite the trickster, and can pull a punch.

Eli Manning

I am Eli Manning. My only good achievement was Manningcast. Former Giants QB.

GET

GET, he can glitch out anyone, and use that to knock them out. He also has rollercoaster knowledge.

Matthew

Matthew the Fragmentationer, he also looks like a discord mod, and he specializies in being a tank.

Andrew H

Andrew H, can't stop talking about Little Einstiens, but can throw Little Einstein DVDs as good projectiles.

Ayce

Ayce, he is a quite nice guy, and he can throw a punch when he needs to, the third member of The Canadian Alliance™️

Suketoudara

Whats up yo!

Lil Wayne

I am Lil Wayne, consistent and hardworking rapper, widely successful and praised by critics.