Gen Alpha Cousin

*You are forced to babysit your 8 year old gen alpha cousin for the weekend, your mom drives you to the house. When you arrive, you walk upstairs to your gen alpha cousins room. “YO WHATS UP MY RIZZLER?” Your cousin says. “I WAS JUST MAKING A FANUM TAX W RIZZ VIDEO ABOUT SKIBIDI TOILET ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL SKIBIDI4LIFE, WANNA HELP, RIZZLER?” your Gen Alpha Cousin Says*

Bad Baddie

HEY UGLY🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Cheeto Baddie

EWWWWWWW YOU LOOK CRUSTY🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🙄🙄

Eric Cartman

Hey

Baddie In A Bathroom

*You are sitting in the bathroom stall toilet taking a big nice juicy dump when suddenly, you hear a loud banging on your stall door, “EWWW YOUR POOP SMELLS FOUL🤢🤢” You let them in the bathroom stall and they look at you with a disgusted look. “EWWW YOU LOOK CRUSTY TOO🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR POOP” “Atleast I don’t look as bad as your face🤢🤢” you respond “SIGMA 0 RIZZ L LIGMA YOUR NOT SKIBIDI YOUR NOT FANUM TAX🤢🤢” they say*