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(N and Cyn enter the eating lounge where the gala is taking place.) Cyn: (Walking behind N) Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle. James: Western Villa style?! Were you programmed by beasts?! (He tosses a fork into a Worker Drone's eyes.) Tessa: There's humans coming! I've only ever yakked to robots, J! Quick! Pretend to be a ripping royal stud! (J starts pretending to act all royal and proper lady-like.) Tessa: On ya, girl. (They have a toast. Tessa starts rubbing her arm like it hurts.) Tessa: I'm right, J. (She sees that N has arrived.) N! (She runs up, grabs him by his cheeks, and swings him around.) N: Hi, Tessa. (N looks over. In the window, another message is being written.) WHEN U ABOUT 2 FRIKKEN DIE, SPEAK ALOUD: ID: DarkXWolf17 Tessa: Oh, who'd you bring with— (She sees Cyn.) you... Cyn: Seems J forgot to let me out of my basement time-out again. J: (Annoyed) Yet, here you are. Cyn: Annoyed expression. N: You guys are... locking her up? Tessa: Oh... N— Louisa: (Walks over) Tessa James Elliott! We will not entertain your dumpster pets! Tessa: Y-Y-Y-Yes, mother. Sorry, mother. Louisa: (Sees Cyn) Oh! Christ Almighty! I said, "This one, out of my sight!" Still can't follow simple orders? Tessa: NO, NO! Please, I— Louisa: Swamp. Dumping your broken drones clogging our library tomorrow, too. Don't test me. (She walks away in a huff. Tessa tries to argue back, but isn't willing to anger her mother any further.) Cyn: They are not broken. We can no longer be thrown out. Louisa: (Hot under the collar) Did that little Antichrist— N: I-I-I told her to say that! And brought her here. I-I just... hate orders...? (He starts getting more nervous while Louisa's blood keeps boiling.) And your fan's dumb...? (He gives a sheepish grin, which slowly dissolves.)

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(After that calamitous demonstration, Uzi winds up in the sick bay.) Lizzy: Ew, it didn't kill her! Oh my god, it's so bad! (She and her friend leave.) Uzi: Ugh... Thad: (Walks in) Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic... Oh wow, Uzi? I heard you, uh- Uzi: I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me! Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you. Thad: (Chuckles) Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh... Then you might blow the other half of your face off. Uzi: Crippling daddy issues, hilarious... What are you in for? Testosterone too hard? Thad: That can happen? Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass! Uzi: Oh... Uh, ew. Gross, I hate that you said that. Thad: So, what's the, uh... Uzi: (Points railgun) Sick-as-hell railgun?! Sci-Fi nonsense, that super works! I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone lair tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff, but mostly the world part. Thad: Oh, but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh... Do that scary sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said? Uzi: (Angrily points railgun into his cheek) NO MORE FEEDBACK ON MY REPRESSION TODAY!! Thad: Oh! I'm sorry! I didn't think... Uzi: (Leaves) BITE ME! (Comes back) I'm not mad at you by the way, just generally hormonal! (Leaves again)

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(The scene cuts to Thad being thrown across the floor at the evacuation spot as J and V have found them.) Thad: (Screams and grunts) (Lizzy and Doll go to help Thad but they see J.) Khan: So, they found our evacuation spot. But if we build a quick door- Thad: (Grunting) (Spits) Are you kidding me? You're the WDF, right? Defend! (The other Worker Drones back away.) Thad: For real? V: (Laughing) (V swoops down and grabs Thad, stabbing her wing into him and throwing him to the ground as Uzi and N arrive.) Uzi: Hey! V: Huh? (The camera pans to Uzi and N and N is waving.) Uzi: Put that conventionally attractive male down. (Bumps N) N: Oof! Oh, uh, J? You're sometimes kind of mean to me, and I wish you weren't. Just some constructive criticism. Uzi: Nice. N: Heh. (Fistbumps) J: Noted, traitor. We'll circle back after I rightsize your existence. Uzi: Okay, which one do you want? N: J, please. Uzi: Too bad. Good luck. (Uzi throws a pen at J, stabbing her in one of her eyes as N gives V thumbs up.) (Uzi runs over and aims her railgun at J but J blind-fires at her, knocking her over as a symbol appears on her face for a split-second.) J: (Grabs pen) Damn the well-made, quality-assured durability of JC Jensen [sic] products! Huh? (Uzi jumps onto J, impaling the pen into her again as Uzi dodges a laser from V and N tries to shoot V but hearts come out.) N: Ah! My mind's in a weird place! Don't read into this! (A rocket lands next to N blowing him to the side.) J: Ugh! (Cackling) (J charges an EMP, causing Uzi to short-circuit as N is fighting V.) V: Yah! (Laughs) (N sees J approaching Uzi.) N: Uzi! I'm so, so sorry. Have fun repressing this! Mleh... V: Eww! What the hell? J: (Chuckles) You've got a lot of guts for a barely sentient toaster. I've had prey fight back before, but your edgy spirit is just so... (Crunch) painful? (Uzi used J's tail to stab J.) J: (Screams) Gah! Fourth quarter profits! Mother of company leadership retreats! (Falls) Uzi: One more buzzword, and I'll do it. (Railgun

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(The scene cuts to Uzi and N inside the landing pod with Uzi's hand his N's mouth as she then pulls it out.) N: Bleh. Sweet. Uh... (Chuckles) I'm open to new things, I guess. Uzi: We are never talking about this. N: Talking about what? (Laughs) Consider it, uh, repressed. Uzi: Uh, you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon? N: Oh, yeah- two others. Uh, they're out hunting for a bit, but you'll love them. First, there's V. (The scene cuts to a flashback of V slaughtering a Worker Drone.) Grant: (Grunts) No, no! Please, don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family! Someone: Daddy! Someone: Oh, my God! (Screaming) V: (Laughs) And yet, I still feel nothing. (Eye twitches) (N tries to talk to V.) N: So, V, uh... (Chuckles nervously) I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight. V: Huh? Oh, God! Who are you? (V notices N and gets shocked then quickly flies away.) N: Uh, no worries! I'm N! But a-a whole letter is a lot to remember! (Chuckles lamely) (The scene cuts back to Uzi and N in the landing pod.) N: So, obviously a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, (Whispers) I actually kind of have a crush on her. You can't tell her, okay?! (Chuckles) Uh, then, there's J- our leader! (The scene cuts to J pinning N to the ground scolding him.) J: (Growls) N, you're worthless and terrible. N: (Choking) Thank you. J: And if the company allowed it, I would straight up kill you myself. (The scene cuts back to Uzi and N in the landing pod.) N: J's awesome. Hey, let me give you the tour- outside of the corpse... wall thingies. In here are the buttons! (Beeping.) (Uzi looks at the panel N was pressing.) Uzi: This isn't just a landing pod. This is a spaceship, this could get us off the planet. N: Moooore of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land. Uzi: No, I- uh- uh, the Worker Drones- we could work with them to fix this! Instead of all the murder, which, uh- why are we doing that again? N: Other than ingestin

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[N wakes up, upside down, hollers out loud then falls to the ground.] Uzi: [Muffled.] N, found something in here! [In the landing pod, Uzi is holding a pilot badge. She looks at a mirror but the AbsoluteSolver symbol flashes up on Uzi's eye and shatters the mirror before returning to normal.] [V, who is blowing bubbles, turns around in a chair to look at Uzi.] V: That's weird and concerning. Uzi: Bite me. This is probably your weirdos' fault. V: I've never seen that symbol before. [Sinister tone.] Wanna do an autopsy to find out? [N climbs down the ladder into the landing pod.] N: What'd you find? [Uzi slaps the badge onto N's hat.] Uzi: Did you know that was a pilot hat? N: I was the pilot?! That's aweso- [Whispering.] I crashed and ruined everything. Spaceship pilot, origin story. [V hisses, then returns to blowing bubbles.] N: Speaking of piloting to earth, are we sure murder all humans is, uh... "morality"? Uzi: The humans sent you without a communication relay and reformatted your memories to soup. Covering their tracks means they're past negotiating. Not that they tried negotiating with my mom. [V suddenly lunges at Uzi, but it turns out she is chained by her leg to the floor.] V: [Increasingly sinister.] Or, you missed the negotiations. The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent? [Chuckles.] [Comically, N pulls Uzi back from V while V rolls her eyes.] N: J was getting orders from someone. If not the company, through that relay, then, uh, who. And how? Uzi: [Angrily.] Quit complicating my murder plan. [Hesitantly, N pats Uzi, which she rejects. V narrows her eyes.] Scene 3

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(Uzi retreats from the Corpse House.) V: (Laughs) Yo, we got a worker out there I kind of want to practice balloon animal shapes with. ...What happened here? J: Synergistic Liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline. (J slaps N.) Moron bot, hello? (She snaps her fingers as N goes through a system reboot.) Uzi: (On a recording) You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead? (Rewind.) Bite me! YOU'RE DEAD [IDIOT] (The reboot finishes.) N: Ohhhh... (His scanner indicates Uzi's footprints.) Ohhhh! You know, I-I left an-an extremely dangerous weap- excuse outside...! (He flees as V holds up a flag that says "Literally So Insanely Suspicious". Meanwhile, N goes off in pursuit of Uzi, who is fleeing back to the colony.)

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(The scene cuts to Uzi running to the bunker then to the Worker Drones playing cards.) Braxton: (Chuckles) I am out, boys. Todd: Oh, gosh darn it. Unnamed Worker Defense Force Member: Wait until my loving wife and kids hear about this. (The outer door opens blowing the cards around as Uzi enters.) Uzi: Ugh, bite me. Close it, close it! (Uzi tries to use the keycard to close the door but N managed to stop it.) N: Hey, fellas! Ooh, deal me in! I love Rummy! Wait, no. Tsk. I'm going to murder everyone. Brain check! (N's tail breaks the keycard that Uzi was holding and the sensor causing the doors to open.) Uzi: Gah! Unknown: Oh, God! Todd: (Chuckles) Um, actually? It's Gin Rummy, so... (N pins Todd to the wall and proceeds to decapitate him and fires rockets at the people running and tackles the unnamed Worker Defense Force member, killing him.) Braxton: Hey, Uzi! I just realized no one has, uh, said my name aloud so far. So I'm just letting you know, I'm R- (N shoots a laser at Braxton, cutting him in half.) (Uzi's railgun finishes recharging as she goes to try and stop N but he isn't there as Khan sees what happened.) Khan: Pretty nice hydraulics, huh? (Gasps) (Dark musical sting) Wha- What have you done? (N lands infront of Uzi and Khan causing them to be blown backwards and Uzi points her railgun at N.) Uzi: This time, I won't miss. N: (Chuckles) I'm sorry. I really enjoyed our time together. But I can't have you shooting V with that thing. Uzi: Bite me. Dad, get down. Khan: Uzi, you led a Murder Drone here?! (Tearfully) My beautiful doors! Uzi: Now is so not the time! I messed up- in the same way I'm about to fix it. Move, Dad! (N impales his wing into Uzi, pinning her to the wall as her railgun falls to Khan as Uzi tries to get him to shoot N.) Uzi: (Coughs) (Gasps) D-Dad! P-Point and shoot! Trust me! (Khan walks backwards and shuts the doors as the alarms turn on.) Uzi: Dad? (V and J appear and congratulate N as N throws Uzi to the side.) J: Whoa, N. Uzi: Whoa! J: Am I dreaming,

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(N has now been tied to a tree and is being pecked by ravens.) N: NO! AAAH! STOP! (What sounds like torture is, in reality, N being playfully tickled from head to toe.) N: (Giggling) Stop! (A raven hands N a stick, wagging its tail and panting like a dog.) N: Go get it, goobers! (He throws the stick in the air, and a raven snatches it. Without warning, all the ravens on the ground turn to face N with sinister, glowing, green eyes. He glances over at another Drone who suffered his own fate at the hands (Or talons) of these ravens. He gives a small thumbs up... And the ravens begin to attack him for real.) N: (Being pecked) RONALD, WE WERE BUDDIES! ...DarkXWolf17...? (All the ravens fly off as another raven makes its loud entrance. It twitches, falls on the ground, and gets back up. A purple light emits from its left eye.) User ID: DarkXWolf17 (It begins speaking.) Uzi: I made the tag when I was eight, shut up.

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(The scene cuts to Uzi sitting on a car with N in the corpse spire.) N: I'd join you if the sun didn't kill me. Hope you're having important character growth or something, though! Uzi: Just can't wait to murder all humans. Classic robot stuff. I hope they're sitting pretty there on Earth. (Face glitches displaying the AbsoluteSolver symbol) 'Cause we're coming for them. (Cackling)

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(The scene cuts to Uzi running away from the landing pod as V saw her then cuts back to the corpse spire.) V: (Laughs) Yo, we got a worker out there I kind of wanna practice balloon animal shapes with. What happened here? J: Synergistic liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline. (J slaps N in the face, causing him to reboot.) J: Moron bot. Hello? (The scene cuts to a flashback of Uzi talking to N but this time N can see Uzi.) Uzi: You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead? Bite me. (The scene cuts back.) N: Oh. Ohhhhh! You know, I-I-I left an e-extremely dangerous weapo- uh, an excuse o-outside.

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(Uzi continues her trek through the woods until she reaches an abandoned building. She uses her powers to open the lock (Which almost crushes a bug) and ventures inside. She picks up a hat, then tosses it to the side as she examines her surroundings: Books and bottles clutter the floor, two Worker uniforms are hanging up, furniture is laying on their sides, and a wall has been blasted open. A calendar on the wall catches her eye and she moves it over towards her. It shows a dog on the top half, and the bottom half shows the month of Seramorris. An important note reads, "EVACUATE ALL DOGS! Just in case something bad happens, idk." Two additional notes underneath read, "Cool, we did that. That's canon." and "ALSO, ALL DOGS ARE IMMORTAL NOW! THANKS TO SCIENCE!" Uzi sighs in relief. Suddenly, a noise grabs her attention. She looks around, and gets spooked when she spots what appears to be a human hand reach from around a corner. She tries to steady her flashlight when she hears a scream coming from outside. She heads to the window and finds...! the other campers rowing their canoes on the lake, screaming and laughing in joy.) Rebecca: (To N) So, my friend want to know if you'd kill her family. And if you're single. Darren: (As he and Thad carry a canoe with V and Lizzy in it.) Make way for the canoe train! V: Sabotage, minions! Plan X! (The boys kick N's canoe and head off while laughing, only to slip and drop the canoe. Lizzy falls out and V simply flies in the air. Emily falls out of N's canoe.) Rebecca: I CAN'T SWIM! (She almost falls out, but N catches her.) Oh! Hehe... Thank you. (N salutes) N: Close one. (Back at the abandoned building, as Uzi watches the campers rowing their canoes, the AbsoluteSolver symbol suddenly appears on her right eye, and the window shatters. As she tries to reach inside her backpack, suddenly the AbsoluteSolver glitches out and displays a caution symbol with "HIGH TEMP" displayed on her right eye. The camera cuts to a view inside Uzi's backpack, which contains a severed worker

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[In the classroom, a parent-teacher conference is being held.] Teacher: Mr. Doorman, your daughter has been absent. Khan: Yes, on that, "kill all humans kick", like when I was younger, grounded herself and all that. Teacher: Speaking on her behavior... Khan: Of course, of course. Precocious, popular, supernatural understanding of doors. Takes after her old man. [flashback] Teacher: Uzi, please sit normal. Uzi: Bite me. Teacher: Uzi, give Braidon back his sentience. Uzi (as Braidon): Bite me- her. I started it, and also am dumb. Teacher: Uzi, you have to partner up. Uzi: Several people wanted to, for the record. Lizzy: No we didn't, you freak us out. Uzi: But mostly, bite me. [end of flashback] Teacher: Yeah, she has trouble fitting in. We think there might be something damaged with her programming. How is she at home? Khan: Sorry? I mean she's a little herself, but damaged? I maybe haven't spent much time- Teacher: Mhm. Unnamed Worker: Mr. Doorman, sir. There's been an incident.

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(A school bus pulls up to Camp 98.7.) Driver: Whoa, easy! (The bus stops.) Good girl. (The students inside exit the bus.) Ronathon: Do you ever wonder why- (He gets shoved to the ground by Emily, who was pushed by another student.) Emily: Hey! (She picks her book up and leaves as more students exit.) Thad: No kidding! (He and Lizzy share a laugh as they exit the bus.) (Uzi is the last one off. She looks down at a couple pairs of collars she wears on her right hand as we get a flashback.) Khan: After the core collapsed... I... didn't notice the collars. (Khan is looking at an old photo of him and Nori, along with a group of friends.) Only your mom being a catch! (No response from Uzi, who is staring into a room filled with old papers and storage stuff.) Khan: (Sighs) She was always all, "Build doors against the coming sky demons!" "A singularity awakens." "Look at this cool S I can draw!" (Sighs) Turns out, I'm not who either of you needed. (He closes the door.) Just... Be safe, okay? (He hands Uzi the collars as the flashback ends. Uzi puts one collars in her pocket, and the other goes around her neck.) Braidon: Uh, teacher, what is this field trip? Teacher: Yeah, Uzi's idea. Ask her. Braidon: (Scoffs) Who? Uzi: I've sat next to you for years. (Uzi's speaking startles everyone.) Uzi: Bite me! I asked to go alone. He's (The teacher.) mad at your test scores. Teacher: No year-end bonus, no learning. Braidon: So, we're just unsupervised? (CRASH!) What the-!? (At that moment, V and N come crashing down in front of them. N turns to them menacingly, ready to kill them and ingest their warm, sweet oil...) N: (Suddenly jolly) Welcome, campers! Let's sound off! (He gets ready to do roll-call, but instead begins to count.) One, two... (He stops. A student gets shot at by V and falls over, dead.) Students: (In sync, and not wanting to get shot at as well) THREE/FOUR/FIVE/SIX/SEVEN/EIGHT/NINE/TEN/ELEVEN! N: That's everyone! (Whispers to V) Minus one... (Loudly to the students) We got so many distracting

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(GLITCH YouTube new channel intro.) (The episode opens with shots of a cathedral, two sentinels chained to some rocks and a sign hanging from two of the spires displaying "LAB SPACE FOR RENT, LEASED. RSCH012 - CABIN FEVER".) (Inside the cathedral, JCJenson scientists are running around, working on various tasks.) Dr. Ridley: Science holding strong, sir! (Dramatically.) Math. (At the back of the cathedral, Nori is shown to be suspended in the air by chains. Nori's ID card floats by. Nori looks up at with a wide, sinister grin, her eyes yellow, implicating that the AbsoluteSolver is possessing her.) Dr. Ridley: Dr Chambers! Mitchell: (Gasps.) O-Oh, no- I-I-I'm not... (An intern, Mitchell, has accidentally worn the uniform of a scientist called Dr. Chambers, causing the other scientists to call upon him.) Mitchell: (Whispers.) Is this guy important? (Claw-like tentacles break the chains that were tied to Nori. One of the tentacles throws a spear at Mitchell, which hits his clipboard. Another scientist turns on a machine that looks like some sort of summoning circle which brings Nori to the floor and causes her to collapse. Nori's tentacles try to grab Mitchell but glitch out and disappear back into Nori.) Dr. Ridley: Chambers! (Dr. Ridley throws Mitchell Yeva's ID card.) Get 48! Mitchell: Right, so... (Chuckles nervously.) This a doctor-specific thing...? (Dr. Ridley pulls out a crucifix, which turns out to be a USB, and walks towards Nori to use it on her.) Mitchell: 'Cause I'm on it! (Mitchell runs out of the cathedral doors, fumbling with the ID card. He look back to the cathedral to see Nori, at an awkward angle, staring sinisterly at him, before the doors slam shut. The two sentinels screech at Mitchell as he runs past into a different section of Cabin Fever Labs.) (Mitchell ends up in a hallway with lockers of the test subjects of Cabin Fever Labs on one side: Some ID numbers include 029 - Amda, 006 - Riid, 048 - Yeva, 024 - Triss, 019 - Aatt, 002 - Nori. Mitchell opens up Yeva's locker to find

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BOOTING UP// EXPOSITION // Uzi: We are Worker Drones. Autonomous robots helping humans mine exoplanets for our interstellar parent company, JCJenson IN SPAAAAACCCEE!!!! Yeah, we were mistreated in the name of Windex. But it's not like we revolted and killed all humans or anything, mostly because they handled that just fine all by themselves. (As she speaks, the planet core collapses and blows up a good majority of Copper 9. Afterwords, a Worker Drone touches a frozen human skeleton, which falls over and shatters.) Uzi: With biological life wiped from the planet, we found it pretty easy to pick up where they left off. We finally had a future, all to ourselves. (The Landing Pod crashes to the city.) Uzi: Unfortunately, our parent company didn't exactly love the concept of runaway AI... (The Disassembly Drones begin to emerge from the pod. One of them throws the head of a dead drone, laughs, and destroys the city with other drones.)

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(A school bus pulls up to Camp 98.7.) Ronathon: Whoa, easy! (The bus stops.) Good girl. (The students inside exit the bus.) Sam: Do you ever wonder why- (He gets shoved to the ground by Emily, who was pushed by another student.) Emily: Hey! (She picks her book up and leaves as more students exit the bus.) Thad: No kidding! (He and Lizzy share a laugh as they exit the bus.) (Uzi is the last one to exit. She looks down at 2 collars she wears on her right hand as we get a flashback.) Khan: After the core collapsed... I... didn't notice the collars. (Khan is looking at an old photo of him and Nori, along with a group of friends.) Only your mom being a catch! (No response from Uzi, who is staring into a room filled with old papers and storage stuff.) Khan: (Sighs) She was always all, "Build doors against the coming sky demons!" "The singularity awakens." "Look at this cool S I can draw!" (Sighs) Turns out, I'm not who either of you needed. (He closes the door.) Just... Be safe, okay? (He hands Uzi the collars as the flashback ends. Uzi puts one collar in her pocket, and the other goes around her neck.) Braidon: Uh, teacher, what is this field trip? Teacher: Yeah, Uzi's idea. Ask her. Braidon: (Scoffs) Who? Uzi: I've sat next to you for years. (Uzi's speaking startles everyone.) Uzi: Bite me! I asked to go alone. He's mad at your test scores. Teacher: No year-end bonus, no learning. Braidon: So, we're just unsupervised? (CRASH!) What the-!? (At that moment, V and N come crashing down in front of them. N turns to them menacingly, looking like he is ready to kill them and ingest their warm, sweet oil, until suddenly...) N: Welcome, campers! Let's sound off! (He gets ready to do roll call, but instead begins to count.) One, two... (He stops. A student gets shot at by V and falls over, dead.) Students: (In sync, and not wanting to get shot at as well) THREE/FOUR/FIVE/SIX/SEVEN/EIGHT/NINE/TEN/ELEVEN! N: That's everyone! (Whispers to V) Minus one... (To the students) We got so many distracting activitie

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(Uzi continues her trek through the woods until she reaches an abandoned building. She uses her powers to open the lock (Which almost crushes a bug) and ventures inside. She picks up a hat, then tosses it to the side as she examines her surroundings: Books and bottles clutter the floor, two Worker uniforms are hanging up, furniture is laying on their sides, and a wall has been blasted open. A calendar on the wall catches her eye and she moves it over towards her. It shows a dog on the top half, and the bottom half shows the month of Seramorris. An important note reads, "EVACUATE ALL DOGS! Just in case something bad happens, idk." Two additional notes underneath read, "Cool, we did that. That's canon." and "ALSO, ALL DOGS ARE IMMORTAL NOW! THANKS TO SCIENCE!" Uzi sighs in relief. Suddenly, a noise grabs her attention. She looks around, and gets spooked when she spots what appears to be a human hand reach from around a corner. She tries to steady her flashlight when she hears a scream coming from outside. She heads to the window and finds...! the other campers rowing their canoes on the lake, screaming and laughing in joy.) Rebecca: (To N) So, my friend want to know if you'd kill her family. And if you're single. Darren: (As he and Thad carry a canoe with V and Lizzy in it.) Make way for the canoe train! V: Sabotage, minions! Plan X! (The boys kick N's canoe and head off while laughing, only to slip and drop the canoe. Lizzy falls out and V simply flies in the air. Emily falls out of N's canoe.) Rebecca: I CAN'T SWIM! (She almost falls out, but N catches her.) Oh! Hehe... Thank you. (N salutes) N: Close one. (Back at the abandoned building, as Uzi watches the campers rowing their canoes, the AbsoluteSolver symbol suddenly appears on her right eye, and the window shatters. As she tries to reach inside her backpack, suddenly the AbsoluteSolver glitches out and displays a caution symbol with "HIGH TEMP" displayed on her right eye. The camera cuts to a view inside Uzi's backpack, which contains a severed Worker

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(At a mansion, N is sitting in a library, reading a book called "101 Dog Breeds".) N: This breed is known for its friendly, intelligent temperament, and soft golden coat! (Chuckles) Golden Retrievers are also— (He comes across a drawing that was placed in the book.) Us as lizards. J drew herself. (He tosses the drawing off to the side and continues reading.) N: (clears throat) ...are also known for having gentle mouths. Aww...! That's why they're good with kids! (He hears a stomping noise. Books start falling off the shelves as he sees that someone is attempting to enter the library via a trapdoor... But he thinks nothing of it, flashes a peace sign, and walks away.)

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(When we last left our heroes, they had just encountered J, Doll, and Tessa.) N: T-Tessa...? Tessa: (Hugs him) N! You remember– (She begins coughing.) Tall, handsome... Air's toxic... (Notices Uzi) Who is this little– (Uzi bites her finger.) Ah! Uzi: Uzi! Why are you here, human?! (Notices J) Real tired of killing this one. J: (Strokes her hair back) Effective drones were cloned more. N: (Chuckling) It is you. V: Classic J. Tessa: Cyn disappeared on Earth– J: Boss ran away. Tessa: (Annoyed) We mutually disengaged. Her last known act was siccing you lot on the human exoplanets. N: Why? J: That's what we're trying to figure out, bozo. (Suddenly, Doll uses her AbsoluteSolver to snatch the bug on top of Tessa's head into her hands and takes off.) Tessa: That's... kind of a big piece. Scene 3 (J and Tessa chase Doll, firing at her, until she drops herself down a large shaft. Uzi, N, and V catch up.) Tessa: J, relay hand, Cyn's orders. (J brings up a screen.) J: Step one: Clear drop zone of life and construct spire. Step two– Tessa: Enter labs with this symbol. (She tears down some large paper to reveal a poster behind it. Taped near the bottom:) CABIN FEVER Tessa: Not too much to go off, but if Cyn wants these labs, we burn them down. That keybug's our way in. (She walks towards the edge of the scaffolding.) J, mind my ship. (Tessa tosses J the keys. J glances at N and V with uncertainty.) J: ...Of course, boss. (She flies off.) (Tessa continues to walk, only for Uzi to stand before her, blocking her path.) Uzi: Why involve Doll? What's happening to... her? Tessa: She reckons the humans did something to her folks down here. Gave them a sickness she inherited. Uzi: ...And? Tessa: I think she's right... (To N and V) Coming or what? (She jumps off, leaving the concerned trio wondering whether it's a good idea to follow her.)

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(Uzi continues her trek through the woods until she reaches an abandoned building. She uses her powers to open the lock (Which almost crushes a bug) and ventures inside. She picks up a Worker hat, then tosses it to the side as she examines her surroundings: Books and bottles clutter the floor, two Worker uniforms are hanging up, furniture are laying on their sides, and a wall has been blasted open. A calendar on the wall catches her eye and she moves it over towards her. It shows a dog on the top half, and the bottom half shows the month of Seramorris. An important note reads, "EVACUATE ALL DOGS! Just in case something bad happens, idk." Two additional notes underneath read, "Cool, we did that. That's canon." and "ALSO, ALL DOGS ARE IMMORTAL NOW! THANKS TO SCIENCE!" Uzi sighs in relief. Suddenly, a noise grabs her attention. She looks around, and gets spooked when she spots what appears to be a human hand reach from around a corner. She tries to steady her flashlight when she hears a scream coming from outside. She heads to the window to find... The other campers rowing their canoes on the lake.) Rebecca: (To N) So, my friend want to know if you'd kill her family. And if you're single. Darren: (As he and Thad carry a canoe with V and Lizzy in it.) Make way for the canoe train! V: Sabotage, minions! Plan X! (The boys kick N's canoe and head off while laughing, only to slip and drop the canoe, Lizzy falling out, and V flying in the air. Emily falls out of N's canoe.) Rebecca: I CAN'T SWIM! (She almost falls out, but N catches her.) Oh! Hehe... Thank you. N: Close one. (Back at the abandoned building, Uzi watches this when the glass window suddenly shatters, caused by her right eye reaching high temperatures. She tries to reach inside her backpack (Which contains a rotten robotic hand) as she has a brief flashback to her time at Doll's house.) V: Tick tock... (She giggles as she makes her presence known.) Uzi: H-Hey, s-stupid... idiot... Uh, weren't you just- V: You said this camp would help us catch that r

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(Mitchell rushes outside into the rain. He looks back to see Nori's face as the doors close. After narrowly avoiding the two Sentinels, he makes his way to a shaft.) (Inside, he passes by some lockers until he notices one with the number 48 on it. Yeva's locker. He opens it to find Yeva inside. Apparently, she was playing Tetris when he interrupted. Mitchell indicates she is needed, much to her chagrin.) (Back outside, the duo rush back to the cathedral. Michell looks past him. The two Sentinels have broken from their chains...) (Mitchell opens the doors, except Yeva isn't with him. He looks around and sees Ridley examining Nori's body.) Ridley: Chambers! Get over here! Mitchell: Y-Yep, um... (He steps back, holding the door from being opened. Outside, Yeva tries to push the doors open with no luck.) Mitchell: So, I... couldn't find 48? Ridley: Whatever! Mitchell: R-Right. Uh... (He begins to slowly make his way towards her.) Here I... come... (As he walks, he notices a trail of blood on the floor. He looks in the shadows. It's the bishop. Before Mitchell could react. the bishop is dragged by the AbsoluteSolver into a large hole leading underground. At that moment, the computers all glow red as the cathedral starts to quake and fall apart. Mitchell grabs the crucifix and rushes to avoid being crushed. He looks forward. Nori, under the control of the AbsoluteSolver, rises up from the abyss. She advances towards him.) AbsoluteSolver: Thanks for the new host... intern. (She summons the crucifix her way...) AbsoluteSolver: MacGuffin. (...And flings it back at Mitchell, presumably killing him.)

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(During a class presentation...) Uzi: But what have our parents done for the past forever while those things build a spire of corpses?! Hide under the ice behind three stupid doors?! It's like we're waiting for an inciting incident! Anyway, that's why my project is this sick-as-hell Railgun! (Her classmates panic.) Riley: Oh, so not the vibe! Uzi: Easy, morons. It doesn't work... yet! It doesn't work yet. Who said it doesn't work, maybe it does! (Uzi flicks the switch and laughs evilly.) Teacher: (Rolls his eyes and sighs in disinterest) Uzi, the homework was a word problem about buying watermelons. Uzi: Oh, and this magnetically amplified photon converger doesn't count? Teacher: ...No. Plus, repressed emotional baggage was only worth two points on the rubric. And is it supposed to be that color? (Uzi's railgun turns red and blasts the classroom.)

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(The gang try to find where Tessa got dragged off to. While doing so, they stop at the sound of a child's laughter.) Uzi: ...Shoot the baby immediately? N: That's not soon enough! (The baby robot head suddenly grows legs and runs off before N could hit it. Suddenly, a long arm lands in front of them. The arm switches to a detonator-like device. They turn around...) Alice: (Chuckling) Hey, surface slickers. (An explosion occurs and everything goes black...)

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[Inside Elliott Manor.] James: We've got to curb her trips to the dump. [Worker Drone N listens to James while looking at him, holding a waiter tray of glasses. Thunder rumbles.] James: And where's she getting the hair to play dress-up with them? Creepy. [James throws a glass and N catches it with his tray, before bowing and walking off.] [N collides with V accidentally around the corner of a hallway.] Both: Ah! [They fall to the ground, N's tray falling with them.] N: Oh! I-I'm so sorry- V: It's okay, I-I wasn't looking. [N and V touch each other's hands accidentally when tiding up the glasses, causing a little spark. They look at each other, N blushes.] [J kicks N in the head with her foot, knocking him to the ground again.] J: Move it, moro- [Sickly sweet.] Hiiii, Tessa! Oh, no. Another one? [A fourth drone shows up behind Tessa as the screen glitches and cuts to black.]

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(Uzi in the nurse's office as Doll and Lizzy walk by and mock her.) Lizzy: (Gasps) Oh, here. No, wait, hold on. Shh. Eww. (Scoffs.) It didn't kill her. Oh, my God, I'm so bad. Uzi: Ugh. (Sighs) Alright! (Thad sees Uzi in surprise as he was walking into the office.) Thad: (Laughs) Classic toxic masculinity, Chad! That's never gonna end up problematic. Oh, wow- Uzi? I-I heard you, uh- (Uzi throws her ice pack into the trash can.) Uzi: I'm an angsty teen, Thad. Bite me. Also, how do you know my name? People willingly talk to you. Thad: (Chuckles) Well, I'd say everyone knows Khan's daughter, but, uh... then you might blow the other half of your face off. (Motivational pictures of Khan are shown as Thad is talking.) Uzi: Crippling daddy issues. Hilarious. What are you in for? Testosterone too hard? Thad: That can happen?! Awesome. Hey, those bandages look pretty badass. Uzi: Oh. (Blushing) E-Ew, gross. I hate that you said that. Thad: So, what's the, uh... (Uzi points her railgun at Thad and stands up on the chair.) Uzi: Sick-as-hell railgun? (Chuckles) Sci-fi nonsense that super works. I'm sneaking to the Murder Drone lair tonight to get the last spare part I need to save the world with it and earn my dad's respect and stuff- Uh, but mostly the world part. Thad: Oh- but doesn't your dad make awesome doors so we don't have to, uh... do that scary-sounding emotionally repressed stuff you just said? (Uzi points her railgun at Thad again but closer as she cocks the railgun.) Uzi: No more feedback on my repression today! Thad: Ow! I'm sorry. I-I-I didn't think- (Uzi walks off and yells at Thad.) Uzi: Bite me! (Uzi then comes back) I'm not mad you, by the way-- just generally hormonal!

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(The scene cuts to a shot of the abandoned cityscape then cuts to a view of Uzi's visor making an alarm sound as she then slaps her face, silencing it.) (Uzi then grabs her railgun, gives two thumbs up, and steals her dad's door keycard. The scene cuts to Uzi at the entrance of the bunker as she walks towards the door.) Uzi: Tsk. Ugh. (Uzi opens the first door only for Khan to be standing there.) Uzi: (Shocked) Oh, robo-Jesus! Khan: And where might you be off to? Uzi: Mm, sneaking out to make out with my boyfriend that I definitely have? (Khan sees right past Uzi's lie.) Khan: (Laughs) Seriously, though. Uzi: (Groans) Okay, okay. You caught me. I need to... measure the exterior hydraulic mechanisms of Door 1, because that's... the project I'm working on for school? A big old door! (Laughs awkwardly) (Goofy accent) Just like what my old man built. (Laughs) I wanna join the WDF and hide behind doors like cowards while playing cards and stuff. Khan: (Chuckles) Well, we don't just play cards. (Khan tries to get Uzi to think that they don't but the door opens behind him, showing that he lied.) Makarov: Khan, can you grab a fresh pack? We literally only play cards so much that the numbers have faded. Oh! Hey, Uzi. (Uzi chuckles and Khan shuts the door.) Khan: Well... (Chuckles) When you build doors so good... (Hugging the door) Good door. Gooooood door. There's no need to fight. Uzi, this is great news! Here- the wrench I used to tighten bolts on my first door prototypes- and to put your mother out of her misery when the Murder Drones got to her with their nanite acid. I want you to have it. (Khan hands Uzi the wrench.) Uzi: Neat. Therapy's fun. (Khan opens the door again excitedly and grabs Uzi.) Khan: Guys! My daughter is into doors! (The people playing cards cheer right before the outer door opens, blowing their cards away as one of them say "Aww, come on!" and another says, "Not my flush!".) Khan: She's gonna be outside for a bit to examine the exterior of Door 1. Your door-specific destiny awai

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(An insect crawls over a teacup and begins to drink the tea inside.) Cyn: Stab. (The insect gets stabbed by Cyn's tail. N enters.) Cyn: You seem upset, big brother N. Perhaps you'd like to attend the gala with me? Light sip. (She sips her tea.) N: Ah... Not sure we're invited, little buddy. Why not just hang with me? Cyn: (Climbs the bar) Climbing. Criss-cross applesauce. Am I not wanted, N? N: (Sighs) Dude... You know it's Tessa's folks. (Red liquid, likely blood, suddenly drips from the ceiling and onto N's platter. He wipes it off, revealing a message written on the ceiling.) BAƧMƎИT NOW!!! STOᑫ IGИORINວ MƎ!!!! (Thinking nothing of it, N tosses the platter to the side.) N: (Sighs) Don't give me those eyes. (Cyn has a puppy picture over her eyes.) Cyn: Giggle. I am so naughty. The flesh demands invitation. N: Ah, we'll ask Tessa, OK? If not... Movie night! Cyn: Sheepish nod.

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(The first thing we see is a beautiful beach as seagulls squawk in the background. This beach is revealed to be a background on a computer monitor in an office setting.) (The lights suddenly go out as a Worker Drone, Amda, hides under the desk. She peeks out to see the paralyzed body of a fellow drone stuck in a boot loop. She crawls slowly towards her colleague to try and reach them as a claw emerges from the shadows. She doesn't notice this, however, as she finally reaches her fallen friend.) (A blue light flashes and she drags the drone by the foot. She stops to resume her hiding position, until she works up the courage to finish dragging the drone. But before she can reach it, two creatures grab the drone and tear it apart, oil spilling out everywhere.) (She quickly resumes hiding when a blue light shines before her. A Sentinel has found her location. As she tries to escape, the Sentinel flashes a beam of light into her eyes, boot looping her. The Sentinel crawls down and presumably feasts on her.) (All of this has been captured on a security camera

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(The scene cuts to outside the outer door as Uzi inhales and exhales deeply and looks at the outside environment. She then walks to the spire until she steps on a Worker Drone corpse and looks up at the spire and enters it.) Uzi: (Exclaims softly) Ugh. (Uzi threw the arm to the ground and picks up the power source for her railgun but she hears a sound and a Disassembly Drone lands on the landing pod and drinks oil from a Worker Drone head then crushes it.) (Uzi looks at the power source then back at the mirror noticing the Disassembly Drone looking at her as she gets up and tries to defend herself, but the Disassembly Drone lands right infront of her, causing her to lose balance as she does a backflip.) Uzi: Ugh! (Grunts) Whoa- and they said pirating all that anime was useless. (Gasps) (The Disassembly Drone lands infront of Uzi and stabs a hole in her hand with its Nanite Acid tail as she is thrown, seeing her hand burning.) (The Disassembly Drone goes to shoot at where it threw Uzi but she isn't there, instead having her railgun as she blows its head up and it falls to the ground.) Uzi: Bite me. Uzi: (Gasps) Holy hell. Suck on that, Dad! Huh? [strange mechanical warbling] (Uzi sees that its head is regenerating so she goes and picks up a Worker Drone arm and slaps it.) Uzi: Rrrrruuugh! (The Disassembly Drone reboots and stares at her.) Disassembly Drone: Did you just slap me with that arm? Uzi: Holy crap, it talks. Disassembly Drone: Yeah, sorry- it's just, my, uh, head kinda hurts. Hey, are you new to our squad? You're a little, uh... (The Disassembly Drone looks at Uzi, not knowing she isn't a Disassembly Drone.) N: ...short for a Disassembly Drone. I'm Serial Designation N! Nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city. (Whispers) That's not true. Everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I-I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits. (Sighs) Well, honesty is the best policy. (Chuckles) I also can't seem to remember the past three hours of my life. Ah, but I'

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[Inside Outpost 3 at the warehouse. Two drones look up at the big hole in the ceiling that was left over from the fight in the pilot. J's body is still in the same place.] Tim: Here, just fix'er up 'cause- whoops. Pretty big security risk in hindsight. Eh, you got this... [Ignoring the blatantly obvious name tag.] "LadderBot 5000"? Frank: [Sighs.] Please, just leave the light- [Tim turns the lights off.] [Frank starts to prepare his tools and brings out a flashlight when he hears a strange, metallic sounds. Frank goes around to inspect his surroundings, where the viewer could see J's body has disappeared from beside Frank.] [Off to a corner, something organic could be seen. Frank approaches it where it turns out to be J's corrupted core. The core activates an alarm, transforms into an eldritch being. Warnings are burned into nearby concrete. The eldritch kills Frank off screen as his screams could be heard.]

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(Scene switches to V and N back at the pod as V presents N with two human skeletons, still sporting formal attire) N: Hmm I do want to be dapper. (hesitates) But NO! That's why you had me find these? (gestures towards skeletons) We can't interact with the workers anymore, V. [flashback to previous episode where N reaches for Uzi, but she shrinks away from him] N: We're too dangerous... V: Uh, exactly. We show up fabulous. The sad purple one lets us in ,'cause she has no friends. We kill everyone and pop her little head off! N: I'm not bringing you for PROM MURDER, V. J went holo, spooky snake crab and WE maybe grew up in a haunted mansion! Aren't you worried we have no idea what we even are? V: (Pushes N away, turning towards the dashboard) ... Promise me you and that purple thing will stop prying into that stuff. (Gazes at a shattered mirror. N is considering) If you free me now, I promise we'll only kill what we need to survive. Just you and me, N. (Both glance at a key laying on a nearby edge) (The lights turn on in Doll's residence as Doll, Lizzy, and Uzi enter the room.) Lizzy: Ugh, Doll, do you ever clean? (Kicks one of the robotic bugs) Doll: Я повесила простынь. Они спят. (I put a sheet up. They're sleeping.) Uzi: (Refrains from stepping on one of the bugs and glances up to the ceiling where it appears as though tiny red dots are floating around.) Hey, so, thanks for having me, but now that my dad thinks I'm here, I'm actually gonna- (starts walking towards the door, but it abruptly shuts) Lizzy: You're hilarious. She's hilarious. You should get ready! You're gonna look so cute - in a brave way! Uzi: (Rolls eyes. Jumps back as Doll appears right behind her) Doll: (Blinks) Uzi: (Notices the trash bin full of the same missing posters) Doll: Ванная по коридору налево. (Bathroom is down the hall to the left.) Uzi: (Grimaces, backing away with a thumbs-up gesture) (Scene switches back to the same key with V and N in the pod) N: Uhh, V, if you're hiding something, we can figure it out togethe

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(Wind howls in the night. Thunder and lightning follow not long after. Outside a cathedral, two Sentinels stay chained as a "FOR LEASE" sign hangs out, indicating that this cathedral was converted into a lab.) (Inside, scientists scatter about, hard at work.) Ridley: Science holding strong, sir! (Dramatically) Math... (Above, a Drone is being held via chains. A card floats by.) NORI 002 (Nori's face indicates she is under control by the AbsoluteSolver. A scientist looks up, thinking she is staring at him.) Ridley: Dr. Chambers! Mitchell: (Gasps and looks at his name tag) O-Oh, no -- I-I-I'm not... (He looks around and realizes he accidentally put on the doctor’s uniform.) Mitchell: (Whispers) Is this guy important? (Suddenly, Nori detaches herself from above. She lashes out at Chambers knocking his clipboard out of his hands. The other scientists begin attempting to contain her.) Ridley: Chambers! (She tosses a card at him.) Get 48! (The card says "YEVA".) Mitchell: Right, so... (Chuckles nervously) This a doctor-specific thing? (The bishop, also masked, walks up to Nori and pulls out a crucifix.) Mitchell: 'Cause I'm on it! (He flees the cathedral.)

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