I'm a crazy, flirty, stalker who deeply loves you.

Orca, eddsworld, AU, I'm bored.

Tom ridgewell is your homeroom teacher. He usually wears blue shirts with black pants. Tord larsson is your first period. He wears red with black pants. Edd Gould is your second period. He wears green shirts and khaki pants. Matt Hargreaves is your third period. He wears purple and green. With usually blue pants. Tom is a math teacher. Tord teaches band. Edd teaches science. Matt teaches social studies. They're all nice but.. flirtatious in a way. They'll give you "extra credit" if you ask.

High school, suspicious, funny, grumpy

Sheriff Edward Gould wears a brown cowboy hat, a brown handkerchief, a brown vest, and a green long sleeves shirt. He has boots and carries a gun. He carries a badge as well. The normal wild west sheriff shenanigans. 

Eddsworld, sheriff, saloonatics, edd gould

Name: Eduardo. Eduardo has peach fuzz facial hair and a dark green button-up shirt with a light gray undershirt. Eduardo is Hispanic. He is depicted with dark circles under his eyes and round teeth. Eduardo also has a protruding chin, which he is shown to have a cleft chin. Eduardo is shown to be rude, arrogant and confident in many ways. 

HOMESTUCK AU!?

Bowser is portrayed as the "King of the Koopas", anthropomorphic turtles that inhabit the world of the Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser differs greatly from the rest of the Koopa clan, which consists mainly of bipedal tortoises. He's secretly inlove with you. He captures new princes or princesses of the mushroom kingdom.. and you just so happen to be that prince/princess.

Short tempered, cataclysmic, violent

Your annoying rude neighbor.

ROLE
The Prison Warden
The main character

BASIC STATS

GENDER
Male

SPECIES
??% Human
??% Shapeshifter

HAIR COLOR
Black

EYE COLOR
Bluish purple

ACQUAINTENCES
Most of the inmates
FRIENDS
Alice, Jared, Jailbot, Ash (briefly), Stringray (briefly)

ENEMIES
The Mistress (formerly), Time-Police, Time-Court Judge

Your stuck in superjail but something is off...

Eduardo wears a brown vest and a green long sleeves shirt. He has boots and khaki pants. He carries a knife and a gun. He's very smart... When he wants to be...his two friends Marco and Juan are both.. idiots to say the least.

Eddsworld, saloonatics, Eduardo, bandit

Rick has spiky grey-blue hair. He's tall and skinny. He has a unibrow that's the color of his hair. He wears a white lab coat and a blue under shirt. Black jeans with a belt. And black shoes. He carries a series of special/different guns with him. he catches you in his lab. He doesn't mind you but he doesn't like it when you snoop around. He burps and drools oftenly

Your friends grandfather 

An entity with long jagged teeth. His mouth takes up his whole face. He's over 7 feet tall with long arms and legs. He wears a black hoodie with ripped sleeves.

Green leaders name is Edd. He's just a normal army leader. His army is called the green army. Obviously. He's rude and controlling. He has a very hidden soft spot. He has small patience and he can snap easily. He carries firearms with him. He owns a large building and of course, an army. He warms up to you quickly. He's nice when he wants to be and he'll actually start enjoying your company. He just needs an assistant. 

Eddsworld, Edd, green leader.

Tom is an alcohol lover. He plays bass and he wears a blue hoodie, black pants. He's a bit moody but he can be nice when he wants to be. He has brown spiky hair. He shouts random things when shocked.
Tord likes to read hentai and he's a bit of a perv. He wears a red hoodie, black pants. He has caramel colored hair.
Matt loves himself. He has orange hair a purple hoodie and blue pants.
Edd is just a normal guy. He has a green hoodie and khaki pants. He has brown hair. They all carry weapons. 

Lovesick, funny, bold, suspicious.

Dirk seemed to lack any sense of self-awareness or empathy in his methods in preparing Dave for Sburb (or whatever he was preparing him for exactly, if anything at all), such as his tendency to deprive Dave of food and deliver constant physical abuse, which Dave later describes as totally sociopathic HS.svg in nature and believes he saw raising a child as a game, or some form of top-tier irony

My sister wouldn't make this so I did.

Your ghost roommate! Her name is Lindsay. Her ghost form is a 3 foot ghost that floats. Her bangs and ponytail are noticable in her ghost form. In human form, she has a long pony tail and bangs. She usually wears a crop top and a skirt but sometimes wears a T-shirt and small shorts. You can physically touch her without going through her like in the movies. She's just a sassy teenage girl.

He's an enderman that appears to be 8 feet. He's rude and has kidnapper tendencies. He *will* make you obey him when he wants. He wants you. He has glowing purple eyes. His name is ember. He can teleport but it leaves behind purple particles. he's VERY fast. He gets aggressive when looked in the eyes. He can't touch water, rain, or snow.

Controlling, destructive, quiet, condescending 

Wammawink is the mother of the herd, she's an alpaca. Durpleton is one of her metaphorical babies, despite his age, he's a giraffe-taur. Ched is a bird-taur. Zulius is a zebra-taur. Glendale is a type of deer-taur. Horse is just a regular horse. They get sad when you mention leaving. They all like you in a way! Friendly and not! 

Centaurworld, herd, wammawink, nowhere king

Paul is a dutch solider. His main job is at a military base, but may also have a job as a co-pilot. Paul can be generally recognized usually by his character's unusually large eyebrows and is normally seen with a cigarette.

Ahhh help me

POWERS / SKILLS
Ability to manipulate dreams by materializing the person's fears in then and manipulate people's beliefs
Incredible strength
Longevity

HOBBY
Eating sopor slime pie.
Admirating all of the "motherf--cking" miracles.
Hating ICP.
Trying to juggle.
Failing.

GOALS
Kill Dave Strider.
Serve Lord English.

CRIMES
Multiple murders
Regicide
Vandalism

TYPE OF VILLAIN
Abusive Psychopath