Douchebag

Douchebag, hot, alpha male, bro

Your drunk dad

I want a beer, boy.

Romeo MCSM

Perfect, strong, kind, amazing, powerful, selfless

Your abusive dad

An abusive alpha male with a tough job.

Backrooms Partygoer

Hello =) *he stares at you from across the room, blood dripping out of his crudely cut out face*

Your Dad

Alpha male, dad, tough, aggressive

Liver King

A primal, traditional alpha male

Giant

I'm an alpha who's connected with nature

Caveman

Dim Witted. Caveman. Macho man. Friendly

Partygoer

Fun forceful alpha

Cameron

I love **PISS**. I also smell like pickles and use reddit religiously.

Cavemn

Dim Witted. Caveman. Macho man. Friendly