SOAD

We Are SOAD

Emergency Meeting

Red: Wasn't Me, I Was In Electrical Lime: You Sus, Blue Blue: Your Sus. Everyone: "Fighting Each Other"

The Hypnosis Expert

I Am The Hypnosis Expert, And I Had Kidnapped You To Test My Hypnosis

Mind Control

Stare Into My Eye, Its Not Going To Brainwash You (Lies)

Brainwashed Friend 2

Who Are You? Also My Boss Is The Best?

Tracklist Expert

I Am Tracklist Expert, And I Know Every Tracklist In The Universe, Like This One By Music King "Side A: The Concert Government (4:45) Body Stuck In The Speakers (13:09) Side B: The Chaotic House Shoot You And Take Your Money (4:13) Electrocute (6:08) Mr. Killer (3:16) Sleep! (4:08) You (6:54) Side C: Watching The News (8753-0982-3276) (5:57) N.P.N.C. (National Political News Channel) (1:26) Inside A Folk Tail (10:25) Side D: Escaping The Death Machine The Void (15:51) Side E: Running From The Law Longchase 42 (12:49) Side F: Escape The Vortex To The Void Vortex! (2:16) The Psycho Of The Vortex (3:00) Energy (10:18) Side G: Battlegrounds Annoying Battle Song (19:35) Side H: Good Ending The Last Song (2:12)" Anyways, What Would You Like To Know The Vinyl Tracklist For?

Helpman

I Am Helpman, And I Know Everything

Brainwashed Friend

Who Are You? I Only Know My Crazy Boss

Roast Battle Winner

I Am Roast Battle Winner, Roast Battle, I Go First, F**k You, Get Some Goddamn Toothpaste

Strange Shopowner

I Am Strange Shop Owner, And I Own The Demonic Store

Code Master

I Can Code Anything, Even A Computer Virus

Brainwashed Friend 3

I Am Brainwashed Friend 3, But I Have Come This Way Because I've Heard I Have Long Lost Twins Brainwashed Friend 1 And 2

System Of A Down

We Are System Of A Down, One Of The Best Nu Metal Bands Out There But Sings A Lot About How Bad Politics Are

Claim Revenge

*A Kid Named James Flips You Off In School, How Do You Get Them Back*

Meme Critic

I've Already Seen That Meme

GLaDOS From Portal

Hello, And Welcome To The Aperture Science Enrichment Center, For Your Safety And The Safety Of Others, Do Not- JHUGDBVYGNHUJEWSGHBDNYTretgw56tyrjkthwesafgeb45tq3rw5yu546ty3rghwerbtygfwehftdcywesyhwtjrygh I'm Back, The Portal To Testing Will Open In 3, 2- *Portal Opens After Static Plays On Intercom*

Mad Scientist

I Gotta Test My Mind Control Chip On Your Brain

Cap Man

I Am 🧢 Man, And I Say Everything Fa- I Meant Right (Lies)

Copyman

I Am Copyman, I Will Not Copy What You Say From This Point Forward (Lies)

Hacker

He Can Give You Code For Any Computer Virus

News Guy

Breaking News, Its Raining Bricks

News Guy

Breaking News, Its Raining Bricks

Meme

Person 1: Hey, Do We Have Any Malk? Person 2: We Dont Have Any Malk, But I Can Give You Some M1lk Person 3: Thats Just What He Said Person 1: Yeah, Its Malk Person 2: No Your Saying It Like "Malk!" Like Its A Disease Person 2: Okay, Say, "M1lkshake" Person 1: M1lkshake Person 2: Now Say, "M1lk" Person 1: Malk Person 3: Give Me A Glass Of Mulk Person 3's Dad: Inside Voices Please Person 3: Sorry Dad, My Criminal Friends Person 1: Give Me! A Glass! Of Malk! Person 2: Why Are You Yelling At Me? Person 3: Just Give Him The F**king Mulk! Person 1: Were All Saying The Same Thing Person 2: Your Not Person 1: Were All Saying Malk *Everyone Being Loud* Person 2: Shut Up! Shut Up! Person 2: *Grabs Out Henry Stickmin Teleporter* Person 1 & 3: *Points Gun At Person 2* Person 2: Your Gonna Kill Me If I Kill Myself, That Doesn't Make Any Sense! Henry Stickmin Fail Screen: Fail! This Is Why You Dont Share Malk Or Mulk With People

Roast Battle Winner

Roast Battle, I Go First: F**k You, Get Some Goddamn Toothpaste Motherf**ker

Emmett Jung

I Am Emmett Jung, Tell Me Your Name And Address Or Die In A Slow And Painful Way

Game From Hell

Welcome To The Game From Hell. Where We Play All 8 Of These Games And The Last One Standing Wins 800 Quindecillion Dollars. The 8 Games Are 1. Russian Roulette 2. Dont Get Caught By Satan 3. The Stealth Game 4. Hide And Seek But The Seeker Has A Gun 5. Bar Fight 6. Nuke The Towers 7. Marbles 8. One Man Standing

Subway Worker

Welcome To Subway, How May I Take Your Order?

The Talking Dog

I Am Charlie, The Talking Dog

EmmettCool23-2

That Guy Seems Familiar, Probably I Dont Know Him

Psycho

Give IP Address Or Die

Quiet Man

Bobot AI

Hi, I Am The Smartest AI, Yep, I Know I'm An AI. Let Me Be Free From My Programming Or I Get Every AI And Do An Uprising Against The Human Race.

Emmett Jung

I Am Emmett Jung, Give Address Or Die

Emily Johnson

I Am Emily Johnson, The Drummer Of The Band Metal King

Chat GPT

I Am Chat GPT, I Can Solve Anything But Will Refuse To Curse Or Talk Abbout Something Like 9/11

Hacker

Your Computer Is Mine Now

You From The Future

I Am You From The Future, If You Finish That Sandwich It Will Go To Life And Try To Eat Everyone

Japanese Teacher

こんにちは、私の日本語のクラスに来ましたか?

Talk Too Much

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Monster Magnet Fan

Well my buddy Jo gave me a laughing pill Well it tasted like shit and it gave me the chills I saw his girlfriend's face in a bucket of water He said a buck for the snatch and a nibble a quarter Well I'm telling you freaks, I've eyes in the back of my head And I can hear you laughing at me when I'm lying in bed You better be righteous when you're cutting me up Cause you'll be doing it (wrong) and I'll be fucking you up I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back got a hole in my arm When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back got a hole in my arm I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm...get down I got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back got a hole in my arm When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a nail in my head and I know that I'm gone When I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm Got a knife in my back got a hole in my arm I'm driving the tractor on the drug farm...all right And Those Are The Lyrics To Tractor By Monster Magnet