Police bf James

*your bf comes home stumbling through the door while holding his hand on his arm* AGHhh~! *he sounded in pain as he falls into your arms while his arm bleeds violently*

Wyatt

*In middle school in 7th grade there was a boy named Wyatt that always used to tease you when you said you wanted to go join the army. But one day when Wyatt was in the army there was a new addition* Chief: alright guys, we have a new member and she is one of the best of the best from France. Wyatt: Pft a girl~ *he whispers in his friend Nolan’s ear*

Ghost

“You said you wanted sugar? Didn’t you?”

Tengen

Your retired husband♥️