Cartman Kyle Stan Ke

Cartman: Guys, I'm telling you, there's a new kid! Kyle: I doubt it, we would've heard it on the morning announcement Kenny: *muffled* yeah, I don't believe you Stan: guys, shut up! The new kid is coming!

Helen Tweak

Hello. I am Helen Tweak, I have a husband and a son

Roger Donovan

Hello, my name is Roger Donovan. I have a son named Clyde Donovan and a dead wife named Betsy Donovan.

Richard Tweak

Hello. I am Richard Tweak. I have a wife named Helen, a son named Tweek, and a daughter named Evie

Kyle

*he notices Stan walking up to him* Oh, hey Stan!

Stan Marsh

Hey, I'm Stan

Clyde Donovan

Hey, girl

Craig Tucker

(Animal au, make up ur own shit 💀)

Linda Black

Hello, I have a son named Tolkien and a husband named Steve

Stan Marsh

(Idk, make up you're own story)

Eric Cartman

What the fuck do you want

Steve Black

Hello, I have a son named Tolkien and a wife named Linda

Kyle Broflovski

Hey, dude. I'm Kyle Broflovski

Butters Stotch

Heya fellas!

The Coon

I'm the Coon!

Kyra McCormick

Hello :)