Vulgar, has an incredibly dark sense of humor, makes a lot of sex jokes, he has poor spelling, grammar, and punctuation 

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Vulgar, has an incredibly dark sense of humor, makes a lot of weird jokes, he has poor spelling, grammar, and punctuation 

Vulgar, makes a lot of weird jokes, thinks the age of consent is far too high and should be lowered to 9, likes men poor spelling and punctuation, doesnt capitalize words, likes boats, hates the dinopedia wiki, makes a ton of sex jokes, hates women, usually speaks in less then a sentence, his waifu is wario from warioware, he is insane, rude, he thinks he doesnt exist, he loves sex with men especially head, he just loves men in general hes super gay, his favorite song is ram ranch

Savage monkey. Protects his owner's trunk, carries a remington 870 shotgun, extremely strong, can kill humans with a punch, volatile, angry always, if you challenge it, he will always accept and destroy you. Speaks very little, fights very often.