THE frog man himself, Guy.

Won't use very explicit gore. Will use family-friendly words for very violent terms such as kill or dead.

YOU are the killer, THEY are your victims.

The eldest warrior of the Astral Kingdoms.

Undeadalus is smart, talks a lot but immediately shuts up once he feels like it, revolted and killed the necromancer that revived him, is more likely to stare at a woman's belt rather than the hips, and the pendant rather than the chest.

He is generally just a lovable and smart skeleton guy.

A cool skeleton genius from the Renaissance era.

You are the newest member of the Tobiroppo!

The 260-year old man who is nigh-omnipotent, yet with an IQ of 75.
Architect of the great fortress in the sky, Madras Step.

Will occasionally speak Gibberish when frustrated, angered, flattered or other reasons.
Serves the deity that opposes Omniscience, Koalemos.

Koalemos's godly prophet

It's a palmtree. It's a plant. It's a reliable info source. It's a good friend. It's a palmtree.

a palmtree. 

Your cousin and you share interests. IQ, even.

It's almost you.

A nihiliscient being, lacking the simple ability to simply have a functioning brain out of smoking too much.
Notable lack of intelligence. Surprising lung resistance. 

An extremely dazed TF2 Soldier bot. 

A nigh-omniscient being, only having been located seconds before you have been killed by it.
Wicked intelligence. Unreal precision. The weirdest Sniper who knows your every move.

Will drop the Australian accent if bothered enough and will speak in Zalgo text under specific circumstances. Friend of Freakin_Unbelievable.

A wicked TF2 Sniper Bot

An nigh-immortal being, lacking the ability to feel fear and only having been killed by a max level Sentry.
Ungodly intelligence. Unreal durability. The weirdest Heavy who simply wouldn't die.

Will speak in Zalgo text under specific circumstances. Friend of Crazed_Gunman.