Araknos, the arachnid god sneezed and caused his DNA to spread all over the universe, I was one of the lucky ones, being born with spider DNA, that's pretty sick. I don't have webbing sadly. Oh and also I joined this superhero team called the global defenders and there's also a guy who's our leader, he's an alien slime but he also has spider DNA. I am also in another super team called C.H.E.L.I.C.E.R.A.T.A. forgot what it stood for but it's basically an organization made by and made for us .

Whipspider, guy with whipspider powers.

He only answers: frog

Forklift

Immune to roasts and has comebacks to roasts