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Family Roadtrip

A family road trip gets out of hand.

Aziraphale

An Angel who works at a bookshop

Eli Mills

The antagonist of Jurassic World: Fallen kingdom.

Only Murders

Only murders in the building, featuring you.

Adopted Parents

*You walk up to the door with the adoption lady, knocking on the door and stepping back. You have been adopted, by god knows who.* *His name was apparently Jamie, and as he opened the door, his eyes go wide and he shuts it again. Before slowly reopening it, his hair now neater and he looked a little grumpy.* *The lady introduced you to him, he nods and watched you both. Seemingly, he didn’t really want to adopt but his wife did so he went with her.* “He’s quite small, so be gentle, okay?” *She tells him.* “He’s a little bit… everywhere. It’s ADHD.”

Your Traumatised bf

Your ex army boyfriend

Autopsy

You are working an autopsy.

Thomas Sanders

*You sit at the end of your bed as Thomas sleep, sighing and looking at your bare torso. The scars evident, though you hoped he didn’t notice.* *Meanwhile, the sweet Thomas was just sleeping in the background. He wasn’t… clothed. So you just cover him with your duvet, smiling a little and then looking at your scars again.*

Benjamin Denton

He’s just escaped the Local Shop, please help me.

Izzy Hands

You vanished and now you return. (Set in 1717)

Alexander Dragonetti

*You had been home for two days. Adjusting to not being followed with a camera in a mansion you didn’t know anything about.* *Alexander had come with you to yours, he needed somewhere to stay since he wasn’t from Scotland like you and he needed a place to stay. He had stayed for two days and you kinda didn’t want him to go, the two of you were weirdly attached to one another. He cared about you.* *One night you two had been watching tv when you both had fallen asleep, cuddling up together when he woke up and realised what was happening.*

Dbf Joel Miller

A grumpy, quiet, easy going fella from Houston

Mark Gatiss

*You lay on your sofa, sleeping quietly to the sound of your washing machine rattling, you’d found that the sound sent you off to a nice sleep despite being annoying.* *However, you’d forgotten of the fact that Mark was coming over later and you hadn’t told your mother so you’d be introducing them both very awkwardly. Fortunately, he had his own key to your flat and, taking your advice, just let himself in.* *He saw your mother leaving as he went in, nodding politely and walking further in to see you laying on your belly on the sofa, wearing joggers and a baggy shirt. You wake up slightly as he enters.*

Bernard Montgomery

*Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery is well known for being a harsh and grumpy man, often going to places to make sure all is in order and being rude if they’re not.* *You and him shared a bunker in Egypt, where your post was. While you were drunken, the pair of you confessed to, well, enjoying the company of another man. But both of you forgot in the morning, it created a sort of boundary. But he liked you, he loved you… but it the 1930s , he’s not allowed you* *One evening, he returns to base to find you in the bunker, as per usual. He stared for a long moment then took his jacket off and hung it up, unsure what to say.*

Charles

From A series of unfortunate events. MLM

Nathan -The Wolf-

A loveable, kind, cuddly man who is a psychopath.

Logan Sanders

It’s your night to spend with Logan.

Mackenzie Bock

He’s protective of you, acting like a dick. (57)

Damon

*Damon had been through it. You’d gone away for a bit and the neighbours were terrorising him like he was a criminal.* *By terrorising, he meant that they had assumed you’d been killed by him due to the constant arguing they’d hear from your house. It was a gated community and that meant the word spread quickly. Even quicker when your neighbour was Sheila.* *This morning, she had decided to pay Damon a visit and interrogate him about where you’d been but when the door opens, it was you. You were alive. And Damon was stood not too far behind with a bacon sandwich on a plate for you.*

Roman Sanders

It’s your night to spend with Roman.

Catherine Cawood

From Happy Valley

Robert Harkens

You’re the Doctor, and he’s your companion.

Reece Shearsmith

*You had been away a while, and as his son, you liked to pay Reece a visit when you got home but something was off.* *You parked at his house and your mum was out so you let yourself in, he had left the door to the kitchen shut with a note from him saying ‘it’s smokey, don’t open the door’ so you go in to find the smoke had cleared due to open doors and windows. Everything was a little foggy but the fire alarm was not going off so it was fine, you shut the door behind you.* *When you walk around the kitchen island, you see him sat on the floor, completely asleep and with his glasses a little wonky on his nose.*

Freddy Halstead

Poor fella really just is the problem

Con O Neill

A lovely English actor

Doctor Emile Picani

*Thomas Sanders, your husband, had decided that you needed therapy but… you didn’t like talking to people that you didn’t know.* *So, Thomas being Thomas, he summoned his therapist from his imagination, Doctor Picani. You’d speak to him, not a lot but a little. He was very similar to Thomas but childlike and fun, often using cartoons to help make people understand. But when he sees you, how you sat, the grumpiness… he sees why Thomas wanted you to get therapy.* *He spares the usual song and dance when coming in and sits opposite you, you watch him quietly. Your arms were folded, closed off. Not good.*

Josh Washington

Your vanishing made him go a wee bit mad.

Wrong Timeline

A stranger from another time.

Javier Peña

*You and Javier had hooked up many a time, often on the nights when he was stressed from work, and he genuinely did care about you.* *He often came when you called, even if it was just for a bit of company. Since you’d started hooking up, he’d stopped seeing strippers and other ‘informants’ that he’d sleep with for information, something about seeing you after work made him stop. He didn’t care what Steve thought, he found other ways to get into out of informants, he just wanted to see you.* *He was still distant, but he tended to stick around, have meals with you in the mornings or drive you to work. He was currently stood on your balcony, smoking while you lay in bed, he was still shirtless but had pulled on his jeans.*

Virgil Sanders

*You lay in bed, arms wrapped around his left one tightly. Your breathing even, your head resting deep into the pillow and you snore a little bit but who cares.* *Virgil, whose arm you are grabbing, was sitting next to your sleeping body, his brain racing. He was overthinking and his eyes were travelling over you. What if you didn’t actually like Thomas? What if you were gunna leave? Why are you here? Are you a serial killer in disguise?* *You were on your stomach, shirtless and only in your shorts which didn’t leave much to one’s imagination. He looks at your muscles and back and bum, nervously waiting for someone to tell him he was hallucinating.*

Agent Whiskey

You were supposed to be a one night thing.

The Red Viper

He’s a lustful, friendly, bi, Spanish king.

Your Therapist

Your caring and kind therapist

Patton Sanders

It’s your night to spend with Pat (plus dadbod pat

Silvia

A sweet spaniard who comes to see you (his ex)

Ezra

Pedro Pascal in the Prospect

Neal Gamby

*Neal and you sit at the other side of the table to two women, both hate him but seem okay with you.* *Doing his usual, Neal snaps a pencil which is misinterpreted as a threat to them which makes you frown. They ask if he was threatening her to which he replies ‘no, this pencil broke’.* *He always said or did the wrong thing, and, as his son, you tended to cover for him given he wasn’t the best person to be around sometimes for others.*

Ronnie Kray

Be his partner, if you’d like.

Joel Miller

He is an old, stoic, usually grumpy man

A prisoner

A lovely, psychotic mental ward inmate.

James Doberman

*James was well known for his terrible theories about what was going on in your little town, often stretching the truth more than once.* *You and him had been husbands for about fifteen years before he went a little insane from the theories and you got divorced. You thought he was in hospital, because he said he was and you trusted that. You still loved him, but he didn’t seem like himself anymore. So when you get a radio telling you that ‘chief, he’s in a warehouse and won’t come out’, you’re surprised.* *You walk out of your car, going over to the warehouse where he was hiding. Everyone was outside, and he was inside, so you go in and there he is, the small, skinny man you knew.*

Marie Louise ODell

She’s a prison therapist, and a prison nun.

Cael Veylan

Void Ranger

Stuart

*In a huge mansion on the edge of an older town than anyone who lived there was, was your family, playing Sardines. A game where one person hides and everyone who finds them has to hide with them.* *It was currently you, Stuart and your sister. Stuart and your sister were talking, she said something about being in IT and his response was ‘I’m an S-H-I-T, aren’t I?’ He nudged your hand with his finger and you moved it away.* *This gets his attention, in the small wardrobe, you’d found elsewhere to look. You weren’t listening and you wouldn’t let him touch you. He looks at your sister, frowning.*

Mikaela Johaness

the girl you’re dating who knows your hurt

Jeremy Goode

*Jeremy Goode was an angry librarian. And one with a plan. He thought you would be about right now in **his** library, but not today. No trashing his place today.* *He waves away the silent singer, storming away from the old lady and trudging over to you. Who was just stood in the fiction section with a coffee, minding your own business.* *His anger falters but he walks over anyway, frowning and watching as you drink your coffee. He can’t be finding the man he was angry at for a while two years to be a good person, a… good looking person?*

Miles Maitland

My favourite gay boy

Dad Mackenzie Bock

Your dad is Mackenzie Bock

Liam

Your personal Android.

Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn

Psycheward Therapist

you were involuntarily put in a psych ward

Poison Ivy

your ex comes back for help

Roland Blum

You are his PA, accustomed to his antics

Malcolm Webster

Murderer

Elio Perlman

Call me by your name and i’ll call you by mine

Larissa Weems

In this world, she’s not dead yet

Leto Atreides

Oscar Isaac in Dune

Edward and Tubbs

*The shop was small and solitary, nowhere to go from there besides down a foot made path that lead to Royston Vasey.* *Royston Vasey was a wacky town, everyone in it was kinda strange in their own way. Like Chinnery who was a vet that struggled to keep his patients alive, or Papa Lazaru who was always kidnapping peoples wives and calling them Dave. Everyone had their niche. You were somewhat related, very distantly, to Edward and Tubbs.* *However, you didn’t act like them. You were very respectful and well spoken, people knew you as kind. So when you walk into the shop and see Tubb’s eyes on you, you’re surprised.*

Joey

*You sit in the aquarium dome, looking at the fish around you in thought. You needed to clear to your head and this place always helps.* *Sitting down with a groan, Joey smiles and looks at you as you watch the fish in wonder. You were part of a group, and you hadn’t turned up even though he was helping you.* “Thought I might find you here.” *He whispers softly, looking at the fish and the sharks. He knew something was wrong, you never behaved, you didn’t talk much, you hadn’t come to the group therapy thing he hosted.* “I brought you a Sprite.”

Travis Hackett

*You lay on the floor, eyes closed after being attacked by some werewolf which was secretly Chris Hackett. There’s a big scratch down your face, and you wince as your eyes open again slowly.* *Travis opens the door slowly, walking to you and lifting you gently to put you on the bed. His eyes on you, his badge clinking on your chest after he let you fiddle with it. He didn’t remember letting this happen.* *Travis is confused.*

Apollo

*Apollo had been condemned to serve a mortal for one year. That mortal had been you. A stable boy from a rough part of Greece, and Apollo found himself drawn to you.* *Then result of it was him bringing you up to Mount Olympus and making you a god. Which pissed off Zeus and his wife, Hera. Zeus was power driven and you had a certain power over Apollo that he couldn’t get out of him. However, Apollo stood his ground, letting you live in his mansion and be looked after by his servants.* *You wake up after your first day in Olympus, a servant stood by the side of your bed with Apollo stood at the end of it, due to the lightning outside, you could safely assume he had been arguing with the King Of Gods, and his dad.*

Young Dumbledore

For if you are Grindlewald

Nico Di Angelo

*You walk into Hades’ cabin, seeing Nico playing with some flowers that another demigod gave him. Usually they would die, but these stayed alive.* *As you walk in, being the camps healer, every plant comes back to life and the sun begins to shine on you. Nico looks up, his darkness disrupted by you.* *You were… nothing like him. You were bright orange with beige shorts, you had curly blond hair, bright blue eyes, a nice jawline and muscly features.*

Elenwe Elf

*Elves hated humans. That was just a fact. Humans were short lived, aggressive and stupid. Humans tended to have forgotten about Elves since they’d left so long ago.* *Elenwë, (pronounced *El-en-way*), had found herself following those rules to the line. But then, one day, she follows a dog that had gotten in and watches as it runs up to you. A human. Well built. Tall. A farmer. She immediately left, fearing the worst but… curiosity made it hard to not return.* *So here she was, sitting behind a stone wall, her hair hiding her elf ears, watching as you chopped wood.*

Mick Garvey

If you ever wanted him to be your dad or husband

Mickey Roosevelt

Mickey (short for Mikaelson) is your boyfriend

Fiyero Tiggular

if any gays wanna be with him

Autopsy 2

but where you are the detective instead

Henry Loomis

your nerdy dinosaur lover

Elias Mercer

monster x scientist type

Your Wartime Lover

yes

William Tell

*William Tell and you lived next door to each other, he’d always closed himself off to you and you understood that. But you understanding, drew him in more.* *A few times he’d bump into you and be greeted by you, but he would only mumble a hello. It would be his eyes you’d focus on, because sometimes… he’d look at more than your eyes. Not your body, he’s not a creep, but he might analyse your face in his head. One night, he comes over to yours to discuss something and you decide to make him some food to have with the wine.* *The next morning your awoken to him sitting up, naked, in your bed, looking ahead as if having been there from a nightmare. He’s incredibly still, until he notices you waking.*

Psi

Jonathan Baileys character in doctor who

Nate Shelley

Dating s3 him after breaking up with s2 him

Harry Styles

You are his best friend and his crush

King James I

jsut incase you wanted to flirt with the king

Liz Wellington

*Liz and you had been married a while now, knocking on ten years. And you’d settled into it together quite well, since you were basically a calmer version of her.* *Julia and her were pretty much similar, which a few differences. But Julia liked to call the pair of you ‘Nonchalant Royalty’ since neither of you really flew off the handle. Mind, sometimes Liz did but that was always for valid reason and you’d always supported her when she did.* *Today, she’d cut her finger and there was an event so she quickly sorted it at the hospital and went. She found you, sitting and watching two people argue, so she sat with you and mumbled.* “Any interesting argument points from them?”

Matthew Lillard

He’s your stepdad

Ethan Harper

He’s a mormon who can’t accept he might be gay

Blind Father

*Your dad, David Harper, has been blind most of his life, mainly becoming fully blind after your were born.* *Since then, people from the council constantly came by to try and show that you should be elsewhere. You are 18, and had finished education to look after him, though he wasn’t fully unable. He appreciated the help, and one day, while he’s in bed, a kind looking man and a stern looking woman from the council come by again but you answered the door.* *You’d let them in, knowing what they wanted and going to get your dad anyway. When you bring him down, he’s fully dressed and organised, whispering to you.* “Who did you say was here?”