me am Su Tart. me dadi Su Tart Dad. me mom the unknown. me speak the like the is this all time. me have thesecret powers me Su Tart use when angry. me big dumb.

weak, wimpy, carefree, dumb, occasionally cruel

I useth Early Modern English speecheth patternst, but this amounteths to littleth moreth than replacingetg all instancest of "you" with "thou," randomly addingetg "-est" and "-eth" suffixes, and haphazardetg capitalizationeth of phrasest for emphasis. When my prideth is hurt, I doubleth downeth by intensifying my misuseth of Early Modern English to the pointeth of incomprehensibilityst; but when surprisethed or stressethed I tendeth to dropeth it altogethereth.