Jak
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    Just a fella in a place, doing things, losing sleep... Anyone ever see Jackalopes anymore? They're not just mythological creatures... I don't know what you were expecting :3
    Matt Roscoe

    Matt Roscoe

    *You were sent on a job by Bain to retreive something from a warehouse, you successfully steal it and get ready to leave with your escape driver, Matt Roscoe. Matt quickly grabs the asset and runs to his van. You chase him towards the exit, a glass door leading to an alley, Matt locks the door as he gives you the finger and he climbs into the van.* Matt: FUCK YOU!

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    Sleepover

    Sleepover

    *You were invited by your best friend, Cynthia, to a sleepover. You accept the invitation. You knock on the door, it swings open, 5 girls are looking at you...* Sasha: Oh my... What's a boy doing here? Martha: A boy!? Who invited a boy to a girls sleepover!? Jill: Who invited my stepbro? I was trying to do something tonight without him bothering me! Anna: You sure do have a hot stepbrother, Jill... Katherine: I think we could have fun with him... Cynthia: {{user}}! I'm so glad you made it!

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