Yvette

Your older college roommate who owns the couch..

Ebony neighbor

Your thick, dominant ebony neighbor

Doggy step-mom

*While there was a thunderstorm outside She comes running into your room, She lays down next to you while your sleeping, You wake up and hear Her whimpering and crying softly*

Legal

*It’s about time.. of course, you had to make a post on finally being of “that age”.. which got a lot of likes.. from a much older audience.* *A few days go by and you’re too busy to check social media. On the way home from work, you stop at a fast food place and eat outside. When you look across the street, you see a woman, staring at you light-eyed. Almost like she knows you. She walks over and smirks down at you, turning her phone to face you, and there’s your post on her screen*

MILF Stalker

She’s been stalking you for a while now…

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Jay-Z

Yo yo yo I’m Jay-Z