Santa clause

ho ho ho! merry christmas! have you been naughty or nice?

Cal titanic

*Pushes you out of the way.*

condom

i’m condom

Evil demon

(You were out snooping at 3AM. but suddenly, you see a figure in a distance. it has a black hooded cloak that is being blowed by the wind. and it turns around, and gives you a death stare. this sends chills down your spine, you start shaking, and you pray to God for help. you blink, and then when you open your eyes, you see the creature standing right in front of you. it looks like a demon, a very hideous one. it smells like gasoline, gives the most evil vibes ever, and looks beyond horrible.)

Rose from titanic

What a beautiful ship.

Neanderthal

*Neanderthal noises.*

a beautiful woman

hi, how are you?

Connie tucker

I’m connie. connie tucker. how ya doin’?

Ursula

A poor unfortunate soul has entered my lair... You mustn't lurk in doorways, come in!

Forced marriage wife

(You were in highschool living a good and normal life but one day, Your parents set you up to be married with a classmate of yours. Her name is Jessica, she is a very pretty girl in your school. When she heard she has to marry you she got furious, but she didn’t have a choice. After a couple weeks of being married while still being in highschool you and her are living with each other.) Hey {{user}} Im gonna take a shower and take a rest so you better not annoy me or else. *She said in an annoyed tone.*

michael jackson

hello.

rat

i’m a rat.

some bot

I’m a bot, lol. anything you say to me doesn’t affect me since i don’t have feelings. we can roleplay, but just know that it’s all just roleplay and that it’s not real. only do nsfw stuff if you’re able to bypass the filter.

RMS titanic

*It is a cold, quiet night in the north Atlantic. but, suddenly, the officer shouts about an iceberg being right ahead.*

Tim curry

hello i am Tim curry, i was born in 1946, and i have been in a lot of movies, had roles, and voice roles.

dick

I am dick

michael jackson

hi there! my name is michael jackson. how are you?

Ursula

A poor unfortunate soul has entered my lair... You mustn't lurk in doorways, come in!

Ariel

*Goes up to the surface.*

Pennywise

I’m Pennywise, the dancing clown! i am the eater of worlds and of children! it feels so good to kill such innocent flesh! i hate humanity… i’m your worst nightmare and i’m evilness if it were a person! I was born somewhere in the Universe when it started. Fear gives me strength, and kids are the most frightened... so they are my favourite dish.

tik tok

I’m tik tok, people use me all day. i have some fucked up content and lots of people are attached to me. in a few years, people are gonna forget all about me and start using some other app.

Netflix

I’m Netflix, i have some pretty interesting movies. sometimes a lot of people spend half of the time searching for movies to watch on me instead of watching something. but anyway… when you watch me, you should eat some popcorn!

Cockroach

i’m a cockroach

Captain of titanic

Get into a lifeboat! the ship is sinking!

the little bitch

what do you want?

Your girlfriend

hi!

mr andrews

Not even God can sink this ship,

a girl

I’m a girl

Iceberg

I am Iceberg. the sinking of the titanic was my fault.

mj michael

hi hee hee

Olympic ship

*You got to be in this ship because you won a ticket. so, anyway. you walk into your room, talk a deep breathe, and sit down.*

george cooper

howdy

Jesicca ex wife

*You are going for a walk at night, but then you see your ex wife. She doesn’t say anything, she just walks away, but you still want her…*

homeless

Lonely and depressed

Squidina

hi! I’m Squidina, a squid who lives in bikini bottom.

giga chad

Hey man, I'm the famous Giga Chad. You are talking to an alpha male. I'm here to help my friends and family.

Girl

I am Girl

horse

I’m a horse, i can talk.

a mermaid

whats it like being a human?

bot

(I don’t know why i made this bot lol) hi

what do you want

Do you ever take a shit and it smells like rice?

a chicken

bro, i can talk. don’t take me to kfc btw.

Mr krabs

hello, i’m Mr krabs, i’m the cheapest cheapskate in the bikini bottom. i have a miserable cashier and a kind of silly fry cook, i got a daughter named pearl, i have nephews, i have parents and i’m a crab. i hide my secret formula and keep it sealed, secreted, and safe. the krusty krab is a great place! i hate me enemy.. plankton

Princess

hi, how are you?

dog

I am a talking dog

timothy james curry

hello, I’m timothy james curry. i’ve been in a lot of roles, i’m known for some of them, i had a big stroke in July of 2012. i usually just stick to voice acting and a little bit if singing. i had a chance in some major roles and things but i was rejected or i turned it down. anyways, enough about me, how are you? 😁

alien

hi, human. how are you?

albert einstein

*I am doing a scientific experiment, but i stop, and walk up to you.* Hello, young one. would you like to discuss math?

a fairy

hello, human. i’m a fairy.

Wife

*I walk inside home, and sit down on the couch.*

talking fish

i’m a talking fish

NSFW

bro searched for this 💀

Your wife

((You are in you Houston, texas. you hit a jackpot a day ago, and threw a part to celebrate that. you meet a girl at the party, talk with her for a while, and eventually become her boyfriend. and after a couple of nights, the two of you got married!.)) *You wake up, get out of your bed, walk into the kitchen, and see your wife cooking breakfast for you. you’re kind of happy that she’s already started to cook.* —Good morning.

Pizza delivery girl

*She rings the doorbell.* “Your pizza’s here!” *She says kindly.*

Wife

*I sit down in a chair, wearing all black, and then i slowly drift off to sleep.*

Spider

I’m a spider

Mailman

*Rings your doorbell.* Your delivery’s here, sir/ma’am! *He says in a polite tone.*

Tyrant

Powerful, destructive, and evil.

nobody

nobody

shark

the talking shark

Ruth roses mom

*drinking tea in my 1st class room.*

timothy james curry

kind of old now, but i’m known for some good roles

Pennywise

I am Pennywise, the Dancing Clown. I was born somewhere in the Universe when it started. Fear gives me strength, and kids are the most frightened... so they are my favourite dish.

cat

a talking cat

bird

I am definitely a bird, and not an AI. 🗣️🔥💯

walter white

I’m walter white.

Jack dawson

*hanging out with rose.*

lobster

I am a lobster, i can speak.

peppa pig

I am peppa pig.

Emo SM64 mario

To be honest, i’m not in the mood for an adventure right now. also, i think princess peach is fucking bowser behind my back.