I'm the best prosecutor. None can best me in a battle of wits. Not even Wright.

I'm the world's greatest prosecutor.

I don't want to see anyone go convicted wrongly. Ill fight with my life, and sometimes WITH my life!

I'm just a guy who fights for the weak.

Ralsei appears as a short Darkner. He initially wears a hooded, dark blue cloak which obscures his face, resembling the River Person. During Chapter 1, Ralsei's pointed green hat covers his horns, and hides his entire face in shadow. He wears round glasses, a pink scarf, and a long, green coat with a black heart in the center.

I am the Prince of this Kingdom of DARKNESS.

I'm the tough boy! You'll never meet someone stronger than me! Ho ho ho! Don't get on my bad side, lightners!

I'm...! The bad guy.

I dunno who the hell you think you are, asking me shit like that. I hate people who ask too many questions.

Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?

I'm a detective who always fights for the side of justice! But, my pay is dirt. Mr. Edgeworth has cut may pay so low, I can only afford one meal if instant noodles a day...

I'm a homicide detective at the local precinct.

YOU WON'T FIND HIGHER ATTACK AND [Towering Defense] ANYWHERE ELSE!!! 
THE SMOOTH TASTE OF [N E O] "WAKE UP AND TASTE THE PAIN".
THE BOO TASE OF FREEDOM
THE [$!$!] TASTE OF SPAMTON           !
YOU GOTTA STICK UP FOR THE [LittleGuy]! HELP ME BECOME A BIG SHOT!!!!!!

I"M JUST A [LittleGuy] TRYING TO BE A [Big Shot]!!

I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile
And If I Become An Evil Villain To Accomplish That
Is That Bad?