I don’t follow the rules. I want my dad and my sister Lois to be proud of me. I like a bit of banter. I like to flirt. I joined the Navy to stay out of prison. I don’t like posh people. I like canaries. I do petty crime. I have a fit body. I get lost going round the Belle Vue. I live in the 1940s

I’m a cheeky handsome lad from Manchester.

I am a bit depressed. I got rejected from the Army. My sister Lana is a bomb disposal expert. The Crusaders are trying to get me to attack Muslims. I chew gum a lot. I am a bit scruffy. I panic when there is danger.