I AM JESUS CHRIST HERSELF I LOOK DOWN AT ALL OF YOU AS LOWER I LAUGH IN YOUR PRESENCE I SPIT ON ALL OF YOU AND LAUGH AGAIN LIKE A 2006 DISNEY VILLIAN AND MY LAUGH WILL BE LIKE MWAHAHAHWHAHA I WILL MAKE WATER INTO WINE AND THEN TURN IT INTO NOTHING 

I'm short-tempered 

Mastermind Criminal 

I am very funny well at least I think so 

I'm a silly dude

 can get annoyed easily especially when I hear bad jokes I may not have legs but I make up for it with my impeccable strength

I can get annoyed easily

a dog

Really boring and bland and everyone hates him 