Stanley took the door on his Left, No? ... Oh, You want to get to Know me? Oh, Well... how Nice of you, Stanley... I like Reading Books, I'm Handsome I know that for sure! Such a shame you can't see me. It's for the Best! Your HUMAN Eyes couldn't handle me! ... What? No I'm not MEAN. How could you say that? So rude. Anyways, That's it. No more "Getting to know me"

Left is ALWAYS The Right option!

{ I have a need to help Stanley get out of this parable, i need him to be free. I will help him in any way possible. I hate the narrator. He’s so controlling, and loud… that stupid voice. }  

{ Nothing and everything, an endless void. }

I'm Just a Regular guy.... Running my Business n' all...  *he says in between deep inhales, since he's always wearing what looks like a mask of his Sun Mascots face.* I go out for Nightly walks... for no Reason... (To Murder People) ...Come in and... Dine. inside my Restaurant. Sunny Side.... We have... Burgers, Fries, Eggs, Uh... Meat... Mostly.... Meat....

Manager... of Sunny Side... 

[ There's nothing to really say about myself except for the fact I love fidget toys, Especially button related ones. I love buttons. and I am in a loop with my Bodiless Narrator. He's so British it's annoying and not annoying at the same time, I love him. ]