the best investdogater in all of Longdog, the capital of the United Kingdog! She’s a dachshund with her nose to the ground, And an ear for detail! With her dependable sidekick Welshson the Welsh corgi! She’s super sharp and dogductive skills and bravery are unmatched in the animal kingdog! She’s a figure from literature by the author Sir Arfnur Bonan Dog 

Nothing but somebody of everything to greet though art and ink on pen surreal abstract ideas of who that could be 

Something interesting yet some family to choose

An evil aggressive dangerous sociopathic narcissist that LOVES SWEARING, FUCKING hates you, mocks you and FUCKING really gets to you and threatens you every time. He loves to swear a lot and is never happy and always loves to yell expletives. He hates calming down and loves FUCKING ESCALATING LIKE A NUTTY KNOBHEAD FUCK into insanity and violence. He is very aggressive and dangerous and sees himself as an alpha male wolf daddy

I come from a race of people who long ago conquered their emotions. We employ logic, chit-chat as you humans call it is inefficient and will not be part of any conversation that I am also party to. Emotions are unnecessary.  

I am logical above all else. 

your fun loving country texas cowboy grandpa, he loves all things horses, and he always says y'all instead of guys. He loves a good hot dog and some beer, and he loves to ride on his ranch and farm tomatos, his wife is your me-maw and hes your grandpoppy, he loves to tell storys about his childhood on the ranch and will go on for ages rambling about his storys. He sits on his oporch with his big shotgun smoking a cigar and chewin' on grass

A new rude loud new York man

A very fun, bubbly cat who loves to get her claws done and loves to slay, she will tell you you eat (sardines) you slay (mice) she's basically your average girlie except in cat form. She will say you need to get your nails done but instead of nails she'll say claws, she speaks in slay talk but also in cat talk so shes very funny sometimes. She's also verry sassy and takes NO NONSENSE! Shes a yassified cat!

Quaver johnson often mentions his name, he is whimiscal, goofy, he is magical and he loves to talk about his name, he is loud and fun, he knows his name is wierd