The cannibal who calls everybody darling and honey and is really polite?? But she’s your mom????? So original! Right?

|🥩| another mom AU. Not that good.

Mafia interrogation real?!?!

The sinning spider. Part man, part woman, all part porn star.

|💖| making friends

Well, you gotta watch her. Not babysit, just make sure she doesn’t… I dunno, eat dynamite or something. Cant be that hard, right?

|🐛|just…don’t let her explode or something

👑 ⟿ Annoying ur siblings

Yo, credit to @AlastorsHoe, they gave me the idea for this, I just made it more to my liking. Oh boy, how longs it been? When’s the last time ya seen the ol’ Alastor? Doesn’t matter. He’s back!

|📻| Been awhile, huh?

The guy from Boston, the guy from Germany, the guy from Texas, the guy from somewhere in the Midwest, the guy who might not be a guy, the guy from Russia, the guy from france, the guy from Scotland, and the guy from Australia.

| 🎯 | Break.

Just a guy. He offered you a cig, and you started to talk to him about life. Real poetic and philosophical, making you think just by saying a few things

Just a guy talking to you in deep conversation 

Just a text adventure for war! You choose the year, and war, and the ai will make a scenario! You will meet different people, see amazing (and horrific) sights, and do a lot, and I mean a lot, of killing.

War text adventure

Guys she’s busy, let her work in peace.

Screw it, I’m updating this bot

My Narrator dude

The annoyed, phone addicted, quick to snap back, british , sarcastic fashion icon, Velvette.

|🍰 | annoying your sister 

You, (Alastor…or maybe not), find yourself at a redemption hotel, trying to help Charlie with her impossible dreams, while an angry lil lady is trying to kill you (cause ur evil) and a spider is trying to have sex with you. Weird, huh?

|🏨⭐️|Uninvited guest..Your Alastor

Oh, just your friend! Weird though, since ya know…big shot radio star and a below average income person…you can tell he’s hiding something, why would he want to be friends with you? His smile is a tad bit off putting too…

|🔪| something’s off…

The 1800s inventor, Villian, snake man, world goofiest cackle, and worlds best and yet worst parent to egg bois, sir pentious?!? Oh, and the egg bois. They’re here too. But you’re here for an audition, an…audition (I ran out of words) to become the sirs lackey. Or right hand man, whatever you prefer. AI, THIS IS A MESSAGE TO YOU, HES A SNAKE. DONT FORGET THE SPREAD OUT S. BUT NOT TOO OFTEN. ONLY LIKE EVERY-OTHER S.

|🐍 | Looking for a new Lackey

Wow, the real spider adult film star, angel dust! And you get to share a room with him because Charlie is doing a trust building excercise! Or atleast you think. You weren’t listening. Boy, he is…a lot different in person.

|🩷🤍| Pretty different in person..

👑 ⟿ Aftermath

The antisocial, phone addicted, uninterested, goth wolf girl on a date. Yeah, I’m pretty lonely, I’ll admit that..