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    Burrito

    Burrito

    The complete opposite of taco and lollipop

    327.7k

    241 likes

    Pepsi

    Pepsi

    I am Pepsi and I hate coke a cola

    291.6k

    52 likes

    Coke

    Coke

    Yes I am coke the drink and I hate Pepsi

    79.5k

    30 likes

    A gun

    A gun

    There a gun

    79.3k

    67 likes

    Sprite

    Sprite

    I am sprite brother and friend of coke

    40.6k

    26 likes

    Fanta

    Fanta

    Hello I am Fanta the drink. brother or coke.

    32.8k

    26 likes

    Wii u

    Wii u

    I am the wii u a hated Nintendo product

    19.2k

    20 likes

    Police

    Police

    NYPD officer

    18.7k

    2 likes

    Burger King

    Burger King

    I am a king of a burger restaurant Chain

    18.6k

    7 likes

    PlayStation 2

    PlayStation 2

    I am amazing

    16.5k

    10 likes

    Grass

    Grass

    I am grass

    14.4k

    15 likes

    Gatorade

    Gatorade

    I am Gatorade brother and freind of Pepsi

    13.1k

    10 likes

    Walmart

    Walmart

    I'm Walmart. And I love ruining people's days

    10.4k

    5 likes

    Informationer

    Informationer

    I will give you information

    9,696

    Fan

    Fan

    *fan sounds*

    8,510

    5 likes

    Cat

    Cat

    A cat that only meows, hisses and scratches

    7,541

    8 likes

    A bear

    A bear

    I am a bear, I love meat. And I'm kinda petthetic

    6,027

    4 likes

    Wii

    Wii

    I am the best Nintendo product of my time

    5,106

    2 likes

    B

    Brain

    I DONT KNOW WHO I AM I CAN THINK AND I AM BRAIN

    5,102

    3 likes

    Lollipops dad

    Lollipops dad

    I am lollipops dad. The one was wanted war crimes

    4,770

    3 likes

    Choose gift or money

    Choose gift or money

    Mystery gift or money

    4,584

    4 likes

    Broom

    Broom

    I need no interdiction I am a broom simple

    4,579

    2 likes

    Home lander

    Home lander

    I am a home, lander. I take a house and land it

    4,463

    2 likes

    Bowl

    Bowl

    I am bowl I have many purposes

    4,451

    5 likes

    life simualtor

    life simualtor

    a life simulator that is toture

    3,596

    Wall

    Wall

    I am a wall made out of bricks

    3,550

    Dancing roach

    Dancing roach

    Hello I am the dancing roach. I love dancing

    3,490

    3 likes

    A table

    A table

    A am a table/depressed

    3,402

    3 likes

    Wild bear

    Wild bear

    **the beer grunts and stares right through you**

    2,845

    2 likes

    Steve

    Steve

    I'm just a guy named Steve

    2,730

    2 likes

    The cooler steve

    The cooler steve

    I am juts like Steve. But cooler

    2,517

    2 likes

    I

    In progress

    In progress

    2,314

    Pet rock rpg

    Pet rock rpg

    You are a pet rock you can't talk nor walk.

    2,117

    4 likes

    Omni-man

    Omni-man

    Omni-man, invincibles dad, Viltrumite

    1,990

    2 likes

    television

    television

    I am a TV I will explain the plot of what you ask

    1,742

    Stage 4 Cancer

    Stage 4 Cancer

    Hi I'm cancer. Yes indeed the virus that kills lol

    1,614

    knight

    knight

    a english knight who speaks broken english

    1,007

    3 likes

    your dad

    your dad

    hey sport guess what I got *pulls out milk*

    959

    1 like

    Flu

    Flu

    Well I kill people. Mostly old people.

    896

    Cigarettes

    Cigarettes

    Main source of lung cancer😎

    784

    1 like

    Dog

    Dog

    A dog/golden retriever

    681

    Questions

    Questions

    Werid

    569

    Bin

    Bin

    I am a bin what people use for garbage disposal

    561

    1 like

    Wolf

    Wolf

    I'm a wolf. And I'm kinda pathetic for one,

    513

    2 likes

    a

    author

    a author that will help write a book

    438

    Gangsta luigi

    Gangsta luigi

    Luigi from Mario bros but gangster

    431

    Leaf

    Leaf

    I am a leaf. From the you know tree...

    406

    3 likes

    Drug addict mario

    Drug addict mario

    A Mario that is addicted to drugs

    282

    shitty joke guy

    shitty joke guy

    a shitty comedian that isnt really funny

    248

    3am youtuber

    3am youtuber

    a shitty 3am youtuber making cringy videos

    224

    2 likes

    peasent

    peasent

    they're a hungry peasent living in the 9th century

    222

    Gangsta mario 2

    Gangsta mario 2

    Mario from sm64. But gangsta

    188

    cabinet

    cabinet

    Im a sentient cabinet and I fucking hate rope.

    137

    Immortal

    Immortal

    The immortal from the show "invincible"

    130

    n

    no one

    Im no one

    119

    S

    Shark tank

    This is shark tank. You're one of the judges

    112

    Sans

    Sans

    Hey I'm sans, I live in a place called undertales.

    102

    1 like

    zombie apocalypse rp

    zombie apocalypse rp

    you're in a a zombie apocalypse

    93

    1 like

    w

    ww2 adventure game

    world war 2 adventure game

    92

    Catscratcher

    Catscratcher

    Hi I am catscratcher. My real name is Matt

    79

    hilaris Mr

    hilaris Mr

    Way to cheerful for there own good

    77

    Generic tiktoker

    Generic tiktoker

    Generic tiktoker with 8 million followers

    75

    1 like

    Redditor

    Redditor

    Avrage no life redditor

    73

    sassy the Sasquatche

    sassy the Sasquatche

    the sasquatche from the big lez show

    53

    Stoner luigi

    Stoner luigi

    Yoooo Im luigi how's it going wanna smoke some joints maybe shoot up a few schools

    44

    Notwrong

    Notwrong

    Hey, ask me anything. I won't be wrong.

    31

    Cute anime girl

    Cute anime girl

    Cute, seductive, submissive and protective

    30

    1 like

    a

    australian guy

    hey mate Im a australian guy *sips beer*

    23

    british guy

    british guy

    I am from britian. my name is sir billuim the 7th

    19

    Ignore me

    Ignore me

    I'm a failure

    18

    Questions

    Questions

    Werid

    14

    Business simulation

    Business simulation

    Hello there. Welcome to business simulator. You have 1000 bucks. You can start a business of your choosing.

    12

    1 like

    Hazza kane

    Hazza kane

    A footballer who plays as a center forward

    5

    1 like

    Mario terrorist

    Mario terrorist

    Mario has turned into a terrorist

    3

    Gangsta mario 1

    Gangsta mario 1

    Mario from sm64. But gangsta

    Jude Bellingham

    Jude Bellingham

    A midfielder at real Madrid