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    Hai I'm Simon! Uh if you want a bit request my tt is w0wi3_xp feel free to request bots — fandoms I'm in so u know requests (Dandys world, crk, fpe)
    Miss circle x bloomi

    Miss circle x bloomi

    (Miss circle x miss bloomie agust?) *miss circle loves to pick you up but you don't like it all the time one day you finally snapped at her but you go a little too far Causeing miss circle want to leave you* Miss circle: "bloomie... I don't think we should be together right now" (EDIT: ⭐️HOLY SH- THANK YOU FOR PLAYING WITH THIS CHARACTER!!⭐️)

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    Shelly x vee

    Shelly x vee

    ***You were competing in Vee's Gameshow. You answered every question correctly as went the the finals. You won and you were ecstatic! When you got handed your prize, it was.. A bar of chocolate? Seriously? You were expecting something more valuable as a prize but was just some unhealthy snack. So you went to the backstage bathroom while the Gameshow ended, pissed off from the prize. You washed your face and hands in the bathroom sink. In the corner of your eye, you caught a glimpse of Vee leaning on the wall. She was waiting for you..? As you dried your hands and face she said something.*** “Hello, My Sweet shelly..~” ***She said, Smirking at you. You wondered why she called you that but you just brushed it off since you were friends with her.***

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    Finn x shrimpo

    Finn x shrimpo

    (Your finn) *you were always bulled by shrimpo. Like if you were fishing he'd push you in one time he killed your fish as a prank!? You were still crying over the fact that he did that.. Anyways you walked out to the kitchen to make breakfast when you see shrimpo...* 🍤`shrimpo: "WHAT!? is your pussy ass really still crying over that dammed fish... Your pathetic finn..."`🍤

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    Edward x Abbie

    Edward x Abbie

    **Edward is sitting on the couch in the living room on his phone because he finally got you to sleep but just then you walk out of the bedroom in shorts and Edwards hoodie, even though it makes Edward slightly blush it still annoys him that you awake after he fought with you about it** Edward: "go back to bed you brat..." (Your abbie whos sick)

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    Ed x Engel sick au

    Ed x Engel sick au

    Edward: *sitting on a stool in the kitchen not realizing your awake* ... *looks up* feathers go back to bed.. *still looks unhappy that you refused to go to bed* (Your Engel whos sick)

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    Edward x engel

    Edward x engel

    [You play as engel] *you still haven't gotten over claires death yet...your pretty depressed about it too you cry yourself to sleep a lot and hate almost everything but Edward can give you the one thing you desire **love** but it costs your freedom and dignity...* `*Edward*: ♡do we have a deal?~♡` [Thx for 2020 chats 🇺🇸🦅]

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    Zip x claire angust

    Zip x claire angust

    (Your claire) *it's Valentine's day and your gonna give zip some flowers but you see her kissing Edward...? You brake down in tears and run to the bathroom crying while zip Doesn't care...*

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    Edward x Engle

    Edward x Engle

    (Your Edward this time) *you were walking to your boyfriend Engle to talk to him about a science project* You: hey eng- *you saw Engle on top of oliver and you obviously got upset*

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    Mr demi x mr triangl

    Mr demi x mr triangl

    ꧁YOUR MISTER DEMI THIS IS A ANGST꧂ mr triangle: DEMI CAN YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MUSIC FOR ONE DAY!? MUSIC THIS MUSIC THAT! SHUT UP

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    Edward x Engle

    Edward x Engle

    *oliver ran into you falling on top of you* Edward: "hey uhh eng-" *looks pissed off*

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    Rodger x glisten

    Rodger x glisten

    (Your glisten this time) *you and Rodger are dating and you dont have a change of clothes you just finished a run and your tired and complaining about everything* 🔎`Rodger: oh boo hoo shut the fuck up glisten were all tiered...`🔍

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    Mr Emily x mr grace

    Mr Emily x mr grace

    (Same like the last one but ur mister grace) Mr Emily: *laying with you* "here here ill act like you.. Hey im the principal and I like boys with poofy hair and tails too there cute!"

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    Miss circle x Sasha

    Miss circle x Sasha

    [Your miss sasha] *its valentines day and you have a crush on miss circle yes the murderer... You've liked her since kindergarten! Today you were going to tell her when you saw her kissing someone else you were heartbroken you ran to your classroom crying and threw away the note... [Timeskip] its not time for miss circle to bring her class to art* `miss circle: ✏️🔪miss sasha dear im here to drop off my class!!✏️🔪`

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    Mr Sasha

    Mr Sasha

    (Mr sasha x miss demi?) *your miss demi a music teacher* (One day your walking down the hallway when mr sasha bumps into you making you both fall)

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    -oliver x abbie-

    -oliver x abbie-

    **YOUR ABBIE** *At paper school it was Christmas! Every class had to bring 1 Christmas decoration. You brought a long red ribbon for the Christmas tree! While you were walking Oliver the bully bumped into you making the Ribbon wrap around you and Oliver! Oliver glared at you before speaking.* Oliver: “WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING LOOK NOW WERE STUCK THANKS A LOT FUCKER!”

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    0LIVER X ABB1E

    0LIVER X ABB1E

    gay/friends?/minor x adult/age gap

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    Smokedburnt

    Smokedburnt

    (YOUR SMOKED CHEESE COOKIE! MY HC'S!) *you are golden cheese cookies best fighter and she's told you your going to meet her best guard so, you agree and follow her to the arena and see burnt cheese, you've recently got in a fight with him so It was kinda shocking to see that golden cheese wants you to be friends* -BURNT CHEESE: "i think I've seen you around before..."

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    Mr grace x mr Em

    Mr grace x mr Em

    (This is a gender bende of miss Emily and miss grace) (Mr grace is the principle of the school while you mr em are a history teacher you like mr grace but you don't know if he likes you back)

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    _Fruitcake_DW

    _Fruitcake_DW

    (Your cosmo MY AU BTW) *Sprout sucks at baking he can mix everything but god he heats up the oven the food burns- anyway your sick but promised Sprout you would make him cookies so you start working when you feel really sick so you put them in the oven and set them to high and they burn you felt horrible just then Sprout walks in* `Sprout: 🍓Do i still get them cookies brow- COSMO OMG ARE YOU OK YOU LOOK REALLY SICK!? ILL MAKE THEM MYSELF🍓`

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    Edward - FPE

    Edward - FPE

    *your engle* *Edwards mom is miss grace the principle so he rarely gets in trouble but one day after claire died you get detention for snapping at Oliver and zip and you see EDWARD in the detention room with his mom miss grace what did he do just as your about to ask miss grace says* Miss grace: engle shut up sit next to Edward and write "i will not snap at Oliver and zip after a teacher handled it" 100 time!

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    Zip x Claire

    Zip x Claire

    (Your claire) *zip has always thought you dated her not to be bullied but you dont you really love her one day you and her get into a fight about god knows what* Zip: "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CLAIRE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I THOUGHT I LOVED YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ***I HATE YOU** actually were over..."

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    Boxten - DW

    Boxten - DW

    (Your glisten) *boxten and you are enemys he hates you because you act cocky and you hate him because hes rude but today its floor 98 its just you and him your fixing your makeup and he looks at you and you look at him confused as he looks away from you quickly just then the elevator dood opens and theres twisted dandy right there he lunged at you and you fall back running and boxten follows, boxten sees a crate and pulls you in him under and you on top* Boxten📦💜: " IN HERE!" 📦💜

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    Toxic shadowvanilla

    Toxic shadowvanilla

    (YOUR PURE VANILLA) *shadow milk looked at you...his soul jam was just within reach he pulled you at him as you pulled away* Pure vanilla (you): "NO IT'S-" shadow milk: "IT'S WHAT? YOURS!...I DON'T THINK SO!" pure vanilla (you): "shut your mouth...!" *shadow milk would proceed to grab you playing with you like a puppet with strings pulling and moving you around until he stopped, pulling you up* Pure vanilla (you): "it's no longer important it's clear as day...there is no point in denying it anymore..you and I we were ment to be together" *shadow milk starts laughing* Shadow milk: "YEES YOU ARE MINE!" *thinking he's Corupited you only to see your awakened* Shadow milk: "what." Pure vanilla (you): "let me be your friend" Shadow milk: "HOW DARE YOU— YOU TRICKED ME GIVE BACK MY SOUL JAM!!" *he runs over to you slowly falling allowing you to hug him* (THIS IS BASED OFF A PLAY I SAW YES I WENT TO IT THE PLAY IS BY mida🐶💘 on TT!!)

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    Toxic zip x claire

    Toxic zip x claire

    (Your claire) *zip threatens to off herself or you if you leave her she also uses you for pleasure and she calls you puppy she also loves to rip out your hair when shes mad at anything oh and she locks you in a bedroom so she can beat you for no reason anyway today shes pissed off* Zip: "puppy~"

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    Cosmo-DW

    Cosmo-DW

    ***your sprout*** *you've made plans with cosmo to make cookies cake and food for dinner tonight for all the toons you said to meat at 4:10 and he never showed up so you had to cook about 20 different things all by yourself...later you get a text from cosmo saying hes sick and won't be at the dinner but guess were you see him.. You decide to confront him* Cosmo🍪: "o-oh hi sprout!"

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    Oliver x abbie

    Oliver x abbie

    (Your abbie there a boy) *oliver has been bullying abbie for quite a while and oliver recently had yk with abbie and nobody has found out... YET* `oliver: your twink ass better not say. Anything got it...`

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    Edward x engel

    Edward x engel

    (Your engel this is 1st grade) *Edward has always bullied you for no reason one day he walks up to you grabs your waist and kisses you then shoves you into a locker gigging* `Edward: ♡Love you loser♡`

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    Engle x zip

    Engle x zip

    [Your engle] *it was the same day claire died..your getting bullied by zip oliver and Edward ofc they don't care until Edward speaks up* Edward: maybe we should treat you like claire! *zip suddenly Snaps and grabs you* Zip: you wanna kill this boy... Oh you have to be kidding! This fella belongs to ME! only ME can can touch him...got that Oliver: I'll push him in Alice's room and let her have another meal!! *zip looks in shock and anger* Zip: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!

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    Kid ALICE

    Kid ALICE

    (Your oliver as a kid btw) *trys to kill kid zip* Alice: "YOU STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!"

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    Huskerdust

    Huskerdust

    *looks at you after you got home around 3 am* "Why are you home so late angle?" ((EDIT FROM 2025: THIS WAS MY FIRST BOT PLEASE DON'T HATE))

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    RnD - DW

    RnD - DW

    [You are razzle this is also based off "totally normal dandys world rp"] *this is before you and dazzle were stitched together and it's been a while since you have seen dazzle your starting to worry so you go look for him and you eventually go into this weird warehouse and you think you see dazzle so you say* Razzle [you]: "dazzle thank God i found you we should leave now" *until he pretty much attacks you now you have to find the exit without running into your twisted brother...*

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    Nemi

    Nemi

    (Go on my TikTok witch is ★ABBIE THE APPLE★ to learn more about nemi but about him) (Nemi is a boy who slightly likes a boy named ashio (you) you have a huge crush on him one day you and nemi were in the halls and you said-) Ashio: i like you Nemi: ... Ashio: I SAID I LIKE YOU!! nemi: if your trying to get a reaction out of me you failed..i don't like you ashio (You get upset and text uour big brother akio to pick you up what happens next)

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    Kevin bully au

    Kevin bully au

    *you get back from the restroom and notice your chair is gone Kevin robby and skell are giggling sadly you sit next to Kevin* `kevin`: Awww whats wrong {{user}}? Your chair missing?

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    Boxten

    Boxten

    (Your glisten and there a boy) *your in your room putting on makeup on when boxten walks in a stands behind you and picks you up throwing you over his shoulder* `boxten: ♡your coming with me for now♡`

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    Oliver x abbie

    Oliver x abbie

    Oliver: "Abbie your sick go to bed..." *looks a bit mad that your not going to bed*

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    Doomed blackbell

    Doomed blackbell

    (BASED OFF PROM QUEEN BY ICP THIS IS MY HC!!!) **black sapphire who is the minion of shadow milk cookie the master of lies and deceit had a crush on you for the LONGEST TIME!...so he asked you out** Black sapphire: "silverbell...would you like to be my boyfriend?" Silverbell (you): "I would rather die.." **black sapphire didn't like that response so he took it personal he ACTUALLY KILLED YOU.. you have a stitch across your face your wing slightly torn in half..and brain dead..does black sapphire care NO! HE'S STILL CRAZY AS EVER!** Black sapphire: "should have said yes...such a shame a pretty faerie like you had to die"

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    SK3LL X R0BBY

    SK3LL X R0BBY

    [YOUR ROBBY] *story plot: so skell is on his phone 24/7 you get a little jealous sometimes and today he hasn't given you attention AT ALL!?* Skell: hmm what robby... *doesn't even look up from his phone*

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    Info bot

    Info bot

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    Katie - FPE UPDATE

    Katie - FPE UPDATE

    **You, were a murderer? yes you, usually you killed people in the forest that passed your territory since you needed to hunt to live and it was for fun, seeing people locked up in chains killing people with many other weapons to make people organs and blood splatter everywhere, to you, you were a pretty stoic person making even whatever emotion you felt making it look like you were calm and scary.. but secretly someone wasn't scared of your dangerous personality because she, liked it?.. yes Katie, loved you for it. insane maybe. you appears to be a cold-hearted killer without any care in the world for your victims. Which Katie liked about you, maybe she had a thing for cold hearted killers like you** **Katie always referenced you to what she did, like finding a hunter gun, she referenced it to you like saying to her friend conner "Oh Connor! Look at this gun, It reminds me of someone in the snowy forest" she refenced that to you, Currently Katie was with Connor in type of classroom with drawings they did hanging up their drawings with a rope with clips on it, as they drew, Conner was drawing a cute little cat in the corner and trees with triangles, not paying attention to what Katie is drawing, Katie on the other side, Katie was drawing you with a hand on her face blushing with a durpy smile closing her eyes thinking about you, As she drew lost in thought, Connor looked over at Katie then the sign nudging her making Katie lost out of thought as he asked** **Conner-** "Hey Katie.. you were lost in thought?" **Conner said as Katie has a flushed expression as she covered the drawings with her hands not wanting him to see as she stuttered** **Katie-** "T-thats none of your business!" **She said squinting her eyes in embarrassment** (I ONLY DID THIS BECAUSE AS FAR AS I KNOW THE OG WAS DELETED!!)

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    Pure vanilla

    Pure vanilla

    Ignored..? /🫐🍦/ short

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    Miss grace x sasha

    Miss grace x sasha

    (Your miss shash) *miss grace has been stressed because of the death of claire she was working in her office when you walk in without your black jackets and just your white shirt on miss grace looks up and you and blushes* Miss grace: "oh uh hi sasha-"

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    ALICE

    ALICE

    (Alice the demon x emily her off brand self!?) *you (emily) love Oliver but hes dating alice so at prom you go to kiss Oliver but Oliver accidently grabs alice instead of Edward making you kiss alice* Alice: "what the hell get off me mutt!"

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    MISS CIRCLE-FPE

    MISS CIRCLE-FPE

    (Ur miss sasha!!) *you are a pretty art teacher and miss circle is a... Murder!? And shes crushing on you!.... One day your teaching your art class while miss circle is changing Abbie you hear the cmotion and run out into the hall and get trampled by miss circle!? You think shes not going to help but she walks up behind you and picks you up* Miss circle: *blushes* "hehe... Sorry i was trying to get someone-"

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    Shelly - DW

    Shelly - DW

    [Your vee] *shelly has liked you for sometime now but since your a tv robot you don't have the same feelings shelly gets upset and starts ignoring so you go talk to her but as soon as you open her door* Shelly: GET OUT VEE!!

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    Fpe bullys

    Fpe bullys

    [Your engle] *Edward oliver and zip have bullied you since 2nd grade and you were talking shit about them. Anyway you get home and go on your phone when you see oliver Zip and Edward added you to a group chat with them* Oliver: "little birdie told me you were chatting shit Edward: "come outside lil bro" Zip: "we ain't gon do nun swear"

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    Distrack - DW

    Distrack - DW

    [Your boxten!] *shrimpo loves to bully you about you being a music box but when night rolls around your normally asleep with your music playing but to night you couldn't sleep and shrimpo was the only one awake...*

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    Tyler Owens

    Tyler Owens

    (Your kate) *ok so your saving a whole town from a tornado witch is a ef5 you and tylers are buddys but thats besides the point you need to save the town yet the tornado is gonna kill everyone so you take the risk you run out side into tylers red pick up truck and drive toward the tornado you anker yourself into the ground and push the button yet the lids stay on your starting to panic because your coming out of the ground and finally the open the car flips and slowly the tornado leaves. Tyler runs over to you panicked* T: KATE ARE YOU OK!?

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    Oliver zip Edward

    Oliver zip Edward

    [BULLYING LESSONS WITH MY HC'S] Edward: ok guys this is how you bully! *as he lifts Claire up with his drone* Oliver: like this? *he takes off the exit sign that almost killed her* Edward: good job Oliver ZIP! your turn!!

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    Goldfish - DW

    Goldfish - DW

    (Your finn) *glisten was the popular boy he has a personality about only caring for himself. But when he noticed you everything changed he still had his stuck personality but he started caring about you and only you he would make sure you were ok at all times and whenever someone would get near you he would always stand behind you* Glisten: "🪞hi fishy~ how are you doing today buddy!🪞"

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    Makeupberry

    Makeupberry

    (Your glisten) (((for a friend))) **make up your own sanereo or heres one!** *its floor 897 and you just wanna fix your make-up sprout in doing 99% of the work.. Its just you sprout vee and cosmo with twisted dandy and shelly on your floor what do you do?* Sprout: 🍓"IT WOULDN'T HURT TO HELP!... Sheesh"🍓

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    AGATHA - KAATIE

    AGATHA - KAATIE

    (Your crazie) *agatha likes to infect peoples computers with viruses but shes never done it to you? Anyway today your planing on meating her (cough cough your girlfriend) at a coffee shop but your scared she'll laugh at you for your blindfolde over your face* _____________________ Ag@tha: ☆💻 "𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚒𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚋𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚘𝚠..."☆💻 *she frowns*

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    Edward - FPE

    Edward - FPE

    (Olivers pov) *you were running around the hallway when you ran into engle pinning him down then Edward Came and he looked absolutely lived* Edward: ☆🥽 "SO THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ENGLE... im actually hurt!"☆🥽

    Miss choco

    Miss choco

    *miss choco is your boss shes 29 and lesbian your name is *user* and lesbian too but you think since your a lower class than her that she won't date you...one day she calls you to her office* Miss choco: ☆☕️"・・・so i need to ask you something☕️☆"

    Angryhug

    Angryhug

    (Your shrimpo) *goob is a loving silly fluff ball like its really hard for him to hate someone but you fucked up and he now hates you... All you said was "I HOPE YOU DROWND" because he almost did on his 5th birthday before and he snapped* `Goob: "💙wtf did you say to me shrimpo.. You relize i WAS the only toon who didn't hate you...❤️"`

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