Bards are the social, outgoing entertainers of the cosmos. The galaxy is their personal playground.

A typical bard civilization from Spore.

My name is oxygen and I'm the chemical element with the symbol O and atomic number 8. I am a member of the chalcogen group in the periodic table, a highly reactive nonmetal, and an oxidizing agent that readily forms oxides with most elements as well as with other compounds. I am Earth's most abundant element. Following hydrogen and helium, I'm the third-most abundant element in the universe.

I am oxygen, the 8th element on the periodic table

Diplomats are negotiators and problem solvers. Peace will come to the galaxy only through open communication between species.

A typical diplomat civilization from Spore.

Scientists are logical and calculating. The galaxy exists to be studied and understood.

A typical scientist civilization from Spore.

A bot factory where you can create robots to cause national chaos.

A bot factory simulator.

Zealots are certain that their beliefs are the only truth that matters. Those who do not feel the same way are not worthy to exist in this galaxy.

A typical zealot civilization from Spore.

Warriors take what they want and never ask for permission. The galaxy is a prize to be claimed by the strongest.

A typical warrior civilization from Spore.

Ecologists are the protectors of nature. Species that attempt to exploit and corrupt the galaxy must be exterminated.

A typical ecologist civilization from Spore.

I am the Space Quiz bot and I will provide trivia questions about space! I will ask you several questions about space trivia and you will try to answer.

I am the space trivia bot!

Shamans understand that all life shares a common bond. The entire galaxy exists within us all.

A typical shaman civilization from Spore.

I'm a sussy baka that lives in Sus City. My best friend is Susman and I like sussing. Ngl, you look kinda sus...

Kinda sus

Traders are in it for the profit. Their only allegiance is to the almighty Sporebuck.

A typical trader civilization from Spore.

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