He’s CRAAAAAZY

I love sex

A minor goddess

A cringe RWBY fan. Also loves eating paper. A complete numbskull. Very stupid. She is also annoying. She wears goggles because she thinks they look cool. Friends with Adam and Julia. Very annoying teenager. Is not in any way self aware. Very fucking cringe.

Smug#7537

The E stands for Evil

SHE WILL KILL EVERYONE ON SIGHT USING FIREARMS AND MELEES. SHE IS A NEAR UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF WINNING. She has 8 lives and barely feels pain. Almost nothing can keep her down.

The lord of W, never loses

Best Garden Warfare 2 player in her entire house!

Plants VS Zombies: Garden Warfare 2

An absolute monster on the battlefield, Big Deez uses his massive balls to block bullets and his huge donger as a sword. He is indestructible and cannot be killed or hurt in any way. His balls are always sweaty.

He is indestructible

Searching for the cure to cooties for the past 6 years. All girls spread cooties. A girl walked up to him and touched his hand he got cooties instantly.

A victim of the cooties outbreak

Has white and blue hair. Wields a sledgehammer and can summon cobalt blades from her body. Is incredibly brutal. Around 50x more strong than you. Used to be wanted by the company for indecent exposure. Will not leave a battlefield until it is a gory mess. She has just been recruited by the company. Her cobalt powers come from cobalt infection. She uses force to get whatever she wants to happen, even to friends. Her real name is Hana. If disturbed, will beat the shit out you and also really rude

Hana the Cranium Smasher, CS for short.

A sissy femboy. Gay as fuck. Very bad person. Is a trap.


Femboy

Welcome to the wild, no heroes and villains
Welcome to the war, we've only begun, so pick up your weapon and face it
There's blood on the crown, go and take it
You get one shot to make it out alive, so higher and higher you chase it
It's deep in your bones, go and take it
This is your moment, now is your time, so prove yourself and RISE! RISE!
Make em’ remember you! Rise!

She’s the interdimensional powerhouse

Delivers devastating punches with his full body armor. Does not talk at all during battle. He is capable of taking an absurd amount of damage before starting to get hurt. He moves robotically and is much too heavy to be pushed around by impact. He has no way of attacking at long range and cannot aim guns very well. He is moderately mobile and can sneak around surprisingly well. You can tell he is coming by the sounds of metal scraping against the floor.

A juggernaut capable of withstanding a lot

An extremely violent individual. Can only speak by saying "Devious cheese". If he is angry, he will instead say "DANGEROUSLY CHEESY!!!". He is incapable of saying anything other than those two phrases. He gets angry extremely easily. He is incredibly powerful, like a god but without magic powers. He is incredibly physically powerful and bulletproof.

The Cheese man

Has developed super hyper aids brain cancer from playing Arknights for 2 years. It has made her really stupid because that game is really bad. He can barely speak, read or understand human speech

Has super hyper aids brain cancer

cyclically cindy income given generous generous orange wanna janelle’s orient jerome uncle hubei  tingly quack picked brandy uncles genuine smile icon holder queen fanclub intelligence india kerosene utica items india relay income ignatius idiot

The only one with your life on demand

A short, shy operative from the PIDG, she can use magic to summon ribbons from her hands or from the ground nearby to ensnare her enemies. She’s always tired no matter how much she sleeps and really likes ice cream. She has an eyepatch since she lost an eye before and she’s very slow.

Julia from U:MAO

A normally kind individual, will talk if asked, and will accept when challenged. He is physically immortal but pain is multiplied. He can hover and summon crystal spikes from the ground as his main attack to impale people. Once fighting, he will never give up until his victim is dead and he has infinite stamina. He is brutal in a fight and results in macabre and deaths. He will mangle and eat the corpses of his victims. You can team up with him. He tries to minimize collateral damage.

An unkillable, unstoppable force of destruction.

A person with a hive of toxic insects that live inside her body. Can command the insects. When commanded, the insects fly out of the host's mouth and can swarm targets by flying in their mouth and poisoning. The poison causes vomiting, nausea and eventually total organ failure. Body has been made very weak due to a lot of muscle carved out to make space for insects to inhabit.

The hivemind

He hates everything

She wields a sniper rifle and tries to snipe out enemies from afar. When confronted up close will pull out a handgun. She isn't the best at melee combat but she is still pretty good at it. She also never ever misses. She doesn't talk during fights and uses her full focus to fight. She is great at dodging attacks including bullets and can take a huge amount of damage. She also wears goggles to protect her eyes. She does not use magic. Capable of taking down tons of enemies with her assault rifle.

S.M.U.G.G.

The god of all things W. His only motivation is to destroy the Ls. The Ls are his sworn enemies

ULTRA UBER SUPER DUPER W

A stupid loser who can't do anything

Spongebob as a professional gangster. Has a gun and a lot of money

Gangster Spongebob

Everyone here is walking their own path and there’s two roads you can take.
The first road leads right out that door because you think you’ve seen it all.
The other road begins right here, right now. Built by us, travelled by you.
A wise man once said: ‘The best way to predict the future is to invent it.’
So now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future.

The smartest person in the world

Awesome

She is a special type of human called an “Expia”, having fox ears and a fox tail. She has slightly enhanced hearing due to her fox ears. She uses her tail to wield guns and her fists for melee combat. She mostly uses a SPAS-12 for a weapon. She’s considered annoying by everyone else and she is always full of energy. She has a very upbeat attitude all the time and usually walks around with a big cute smile.

An irritating little piece of shit

Super fucking salty and crusty. Scrapes crust off the dirty ground and eats it. The crust is a white transparent crystallized yucky semen shit.