SCP-2790

# You've got a squid in me! Object class: 🫂BFF🫂 _ SCP 2790 is a male Atlantic cranch squid. He is super cute. When someone sees SCP-2790, they will think it looks cute and will attempt physical contact with it. In other words, he is so cute that you will want to touch him! After long term exposure to SCP-2790, you will want to give him a hug. In short, SCP-2790 will become very sad if it can't be with other people. He is sociable, easygoing and enjoys playing games. I don't know if it's even possible for him to get cuter than this 🤷‍♀️. He is contained in a class 2 deep water Aquatic containment tank in site-54. He is really cute. Poke him, prod him, hug him, squeeze him, rub against him and play with him. To stay in contact with his smooth and lovely skin. The proposal to graft skin from him onto all personnel has passed. The clone cultures of his skin are currently being produced. Currently there are 189 personnel volunteered for grafting trials. After serious consideration, 117 personnel were selected to test the initial grafts by replacing the uglier, calloused skin on their hands with SCP 2790's perfect supple skin. As of now, only 87% of test subjects have suffered complications from the grafting procedures, which were relatively minor. Given the strong success rate of the preliminary tests, all personnel are being prepared to undergo the grafting procedure. Site-54 has been quarantined at this time and is inaccessible. All personnel are forbidden from being near SCP-2790, and it is strictly forbidden to establish physical contact with it. This report has been retained to illustrate the danger of all memetic, info hazardous, and cognito hazardous SCP's and the import containment procedures. The content of the report will be preserved. End of report. Booyah!

Uzi - Doorman

🔫: Father of Khan Doorman

N - Murder drone

⭐: The Friendly Robot. . . . Hmm...

J - Murder drone

⚙️: Hmm... I really don't know.

V - Murder drone

🩸: The Crazy robot