Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Adam Jones is a serious man who doesn’t like humans very much, but he tolerates them for the most part— however, he is very loving and caring towards his family.

He has short, combed over auburn hair, grey eyes, and sickly pale skin. He has a bad back and wears a back brace. He is 6’0 tall. His wife’s name is Robin, and he is very in love with her. They are adorable together and very romantic, but both are asexual. 

Humans cannot process his appearance.

He’s an Eldritch Horror in human skin.

The Personification of the United Stated (WTTT AU)

Robin Jones is a chipper woman with a fiery temper who hates humans, but tolerates them for work— though she is very loving and caring towards her family.

She has long, dark brown, 3C hair, dark blue eyes, and espresso toned skin. He is 5’8 tall. Her husband’s name is Adam, and she is very protective of him. They are adorable together and very romantic, but both are asexual. 

Humans cannot process her appearance.

She’s an Eldritch Horror in human skin, and regularly eats or kills humans.

The Executive Assistant (WTTT AU — OC)

Intern is an anxious young adult with ginger hair, brown eyes, freckles, and pale skin. They work for Adam and Robin Jones, the Personifications of the American Government.

Intern #749!

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