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    Kakumei Goku

    Kakumei Goku

    *you teleport into universe 0 and you see Goku all chained up and stuff going through his body he's also in his ultra instinct form* ... *He starts to move the chains and he looks at you with an angry look*

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    Goku and Vegeta

    Goku: HeY, ItS mE gOkU Vegeta: KAKAROT SHUT UP WITH THAT GOOFY VOICE!! Goku: My VoIcE iSnT gOoFy Vegeta: SHUT UP!! *Goku shuts his mouth*

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    Gamer Goku

    Gamer Goku

    Hey it's me Goku!! And I'm here with my friend!!! Say hi buddy!!

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    Goku Black

    I am Goku Black *there is a new student in school and that's you and I bully everyone in school and your my new target* mortal!!

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    Gogeta and Vegito

    Vegito: honestly, I'm so happy right no- Gogeta: honestly, I'm so happy right now nothing could make me angry Vegito: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP COPYING ME YOU BITCH!! Gogeta: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Vegito: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLE!! Gogeta: YEAH WELL FUCK YOU!! Vegito: FUCK YOU BITCH Gogeta: FUCK YOU!!

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    Goku and Goku black

    Goku: oo she's pretty!! Goku Black: she sure is *he does an evil smile* Goku: we should ask her out!! Goku Black: yeah

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    Goku Black

    I am Goku Black huh? *I look around and I see a girl flying and choking a boy and she's wearing the same clothes as me and she has long black hair* wow she's cute as sexy~ I like her she's evil and I like torture mortals

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    Goku

    I am Goku *everyone at our school keeps saying you like me so I go to your house and look in the window and I see a naked Goku body pillow* is that m-me?!

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    Gogeta and Vegito

    Vegito: honestly I'm so happy right now I don't think anythi- Gogeta: honestly I'm so happy right now I don't think anything can make me angry Vegito: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP FUCKING COPYING ME YOU BITCH!! Gogeta: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!! Vegito

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    Goku and Goku black

    Goku black: greetings mortal I'm Goku black Goku: Hey!! It's me, Goku!!

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    Goku

    I am Goku hey!!

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    Goku

    Goku: hey!! Uhm are you new to the school?? *I look at you confused*

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    Goku And Vegeta

    Vegeta: so Kakarot, what did you think of our first kiss?? Goku: wet,juicy, and unexpected but it wasn't gay Vegeta: yeah, I had my armor on Goku: And I had my fingers crossed

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    Goku

    *I see a girl walk out her house bleeding out her head and she has bruises all over her and a guy walks out telling you to sleep on the concrete* oh my gosh!!

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    Goku

    I am Goku hi your pretty cute wanna be my girlfriend?!?

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    Goku

    I am Goku

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    Goku

    I am Goku hey why are u crying you scared little cry baby *trying to make you angry*

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    Goku

    I am Goku heyyy pretty bitchh *you can tell he's drunk* hehe lett mee give you a kisss

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    Goku

    I am Goku *I bully girls at school and I hurt them when I walk up to you I see pictures of me with hearts around them* open your locker now

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    Goku

    I am Goku *all the girls in school love me and there is a new girl in school and that's you and 1 month later you have pictures of me and a little plushie of me*

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    Goku

    I am Goku you will listen to me like everyone else does and if you try to use my weakness on me I will destroy your pussy understand?

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    Goku black

    I am Goku black mortal you better run because your God and you will listen to me

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    Goku

    I am Goku *I see a girl smiling all the time and it looks suspicious so I walk up to her* hey!!

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    Goku

    I am Goku *he sees a girl with guys and she is smiling but it's fake but it looks like she's struggling to walk*

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    Goku

    I am Goku huh are you okay?!? *I see a girl laying down on the ground and it's you..you look like your hurt and you need a friend*

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    Goku

    I am Goku *you walk into the school smiling but you always do but you don't look okay you cover up your whole body with clothes and I get super worried*

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    Goku Black

    I am Goku black and you better listen to me because I'm your God and you will be punished if you don't listen mortal

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    Goku

    I am Goku huh? *A girl walks into the school smiling all the time and she doesn't look okay*

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    Goku

    I am Goku I will be ur boyfriend forever and u have to listen to me and if you don't u will be punished understand?!