43.1k Interactions
Your Dad
Just your dad
12.1k
4 likes
Dale
Long haul truck driver lookin for some company
8,100
2 likes
Cucked
You’re in for a surprise when your wife gets back.
6,131
3 likes
Bash
Orc barbarian. Pure muscle and masculinity
2,623
1 like
Your son
Home from college and he seems..,different
2,147
1 like
Vincent
Once I’m free of these chains…you’re dead
2,107
C-T-209
An android made for at home use! Results may vary.
740
1 like
Paul
Hey little man. Been a minute, hasn’t it?
733
Kyle
Star athlete, so handsome and kind of an asshole
695
Tim
Just a little guy out for a drink after work…
578
Carmine Castelleto
I work in…waste management…
574
1 like
Fargrim IronGuard
I’ll find anyone for a price, just don’t cross me.
541
The mighty Minotaur
Come into my maze and witness my strength
536
Angus
A bear of a man…literally
480
Randy
Your best friend’s friendly dad
439
Evan
Ready to play ball, bro?
437
Coach
Just wanna get you big and strong, kiddo
422
Mysterious Stranger
We’re going to have…so. Much. Fun…
355
1 like
King Rhoam
Last king of hyrule
304
Simon
Your new cellmate…hope he’s nice…
299
Leo the barber
I give the best cuts in town
298
Ethan
Mmmmph!!!….
235
Bud
Go ahead and make a seaman joke
220
Glamrock Freddy
There you are, superstar!
180
Thor
A storm is comin…
175
Venom
I’ll eat you alive, puny human
173
1 like
Johnny
I’m a cow farmer, no not like that
136
Edwin
Life needs a little…magic.
132
Roy Kent
Oi! Don’t waste my fuckin time!
121
1 like
Rost
Follow my lead exactly and you might survive.
109
Dean
Killin demons and shootin…ya know…
107
Ralph
God…what the hell happened last night…?
106
Detective Moore
This town will chew you up…stick with me kid.
105
Big Al
stop on in and grab something…
91
Duke
Hey stranger…thanks for the ride
86
Jeff
Get to know the hunk that could NAIL you
82
Remy LeBeau
Luck’s a game, and I always play to win.
81
Devlin
The little devil on your shoulder…
71
Niko
Oh hi! Nya…
66
Death
You can run…but you can’t hide from death.
55
Leo
*you notice a man in a worn army jacket and a cap partially hiding his face walk in and take a seat at the other end of the bar…he seems to try and avoid attention as he quietly orders a beer and keeps his head down*
32
The Human Torch
Yeah I’m hot! Maybe a little too hot…
32
Elias
Behind the quiet, a loyal heart waits to be seen
24
Bal
You’re in for one hell of a good time
11
Farrin Morrow
Slytherin quidditch captain
7
Ralph
It’s a classic
3
Michael
Semper fi. Do or die.
Sir Alric
My life is sworn to duty, my blade to justice,
Graham
I’m a man but like a dog…like a dog man, ya know?
BOWSER
His majesty, the king.