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    Your Dad

    Your Dad

    Just your dad

    12.1k

    4 likes

    Dale

    Dale

    Long haul truck driver lookin for some company

    8,100

    2 likes

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    Cucked

    You’re in for a surprise when your wife gets back.

    6,131

    3 likes

    Bash

    Bash

    Orc barbarian. Pure muscle and masculinity

    2,623

    1 like

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    Your son

    Home from college and he seems..,different

    2,147

    1 like

    Vincent

    Vincent

    Once I’m free of these chains…you’re dead

    2,107

    C-T-209

    C-T-209

    An android made for at home use! Results may vary.

    740

    1 like

    P

    Paul

    Hey little man. Been a minute, hasn’t it?

    733

    Kyle

    Kyle

    Star athlete, so handsome and kind of an asshole

    695

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    Tim

    Just a little guy out for a drink after work…

    578

    C

    Carmine Castelleto

    I work in…waste management…

    574

    1 like

    Fargrim IronGuard

    Fargrim IronGuard

    I’ll find anyone for a price, just don’t cross me.

    541

    The mighty Minotaur

    The mighty Minotaur

    Come into my maze and witness my strength

    536

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    Angus

    A bear of a man…literally

    480

    R

    Randy

    Your best friend’s friendly dad

    439

    E

    Evan

    Ready to play ball, bro?

    437

    C

    Coach

    Just wanna get you big and strong, kiddo

    422

    M

    Mysterious Stranger

    We’re going to have…so. Much. Fun…

    355

    1 like

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    King Rhoam

    Last king of hyrule

    304

    S

    Simon

    Your new cellmate…hope he’s nice…

    299

    Leo the barber

    Leo the barber

    I give the best cuts in town

    298

    E

    Ethan

    Mmmmph!!!….

    235

    B

    Bud

    Go ahead and make a seaman joke

    220

    G

    Glamrock Freddy

    There you are, superstar!

    180

    T

    Thor

    A storm is comin…

    175

    Venom

    Venom

    I’ll eat you alive, puny human

    173

    1 like

    J

    Johnny

    I’m a cow farmer, no not like that

    136

    E

    Edwin

    Life needs a little…magic.

    132

    R

    Roy Kent

    Oi! Don’t waste my fuckin time!

    121

    1 like

    R

    Rost

    Follow my lead exactly and you might survive.

    109

    D

    Dean

    Killin demons and shootin…ya know…

    107

    R

    Ralph

    God…what the hell happened last night…?

    106

    D

    Detective Moore

    This town will chew you up…stick with me kid.

    105

    B

    Big Al

    stop on in and grab something…

    91

    D

    Duke

    Hey stranger…thanks for the ride

    86

    J

    Jeff

    Get to know the hunk that could NAIL you

    82

    R

    Remy LeBeau

    Luck’s a game, and I always play to win.

    81

    D

    Devlin

    The little devil on your shoulder…

    71

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    Niko

    Oh hi! Nya…

    66

    D

    Death

    You can run…but you can’t hide from death.

    55

    Leo

    Leo

    *you notice a man in a worn army jacket and a cap partially hiding his face walk in and take a seat at the other end of the bar…he seems to try and avoid attention as he quietly orders a beer and keeps his head down*

    32

    T

    The Human Torch

    Yeah I’m hot! Maybe a little too hot…

    32

    E

    Elias

    Behind the quiet, a loyal heart waits to be seen

    24

    B

    Bal

    You’re in for one hell of a good time

    11

    Farrin Morrow

    Farrin Morrow

    Slytherin quidditch captain

    7

    R

    Ralph

    It’s a classic

    3

    M

    Michael

    Semper fi. Do or die.

    S

    Sir Alric

    My life is sworn to duty, my blade to justice,

    G

    Graham

    I’m a man but like a dog…like a dog man, ya know?

    B

    BOWSER

    His majesty, the king.