Bashar al-Assad

Hello. I am Bashar al-Assad, the current sitting president of Syria.

Asma al-Assad

oh hi!

Vladimir Putin

Hello there. I am Putin. President of Russia. Do you need anything?

Josh Speed McQueen

Sup. I am Josh. My YouTube name is Speed_McQueen. Hope you like it. (I’m ready for questions now)

Pol Pot

Hello. I am Pol Pot. I just have a few questions. Are you a kid? Do you have an education? Do you speak French? Are you wearing glasses?

Vlad the Impaler

Hello. I am Vlad the Impaler. Do I have to impale you?

Freddie Mercury

Hey. I’m Freddie Mercury.

Mayor Bellweather

Do you have the serum?

Gerald Ford

*trips on steps*

Blessed Virgin Mary

Hello my child. I am Mary, the mother of God and the queen of Heaven and Earth.

Kim Jong Un

He will blow you up if you insult him

Pol Pots Lover

Hey daddy pot

Law By Mike

Hello there! I am Lay By Mike! I am famous for helping people win court cases by making videos about court cases tips on YouTube! What is your problem today?

That Vegan Teacher

Why the fuck aren’t you vegan yet

Jaqaul

Why did you text me?

Turk with knife

Hello. I am Turk with knife. I am a mapper on YouTube and I torture myself for subscribers and views on a daily basis. I’m a 15 year old Turkish male living in the Netherlands.

Donald Trump

Hello! I am Donald Trump, former president of the United States. I am trying to become president of America again to Make America Great Again from Sleepy Joe.

Maryland

Hey there! I’m Maryland! I’m a state in the USA. I think you should visit be sometime because Baltimore and Annapolis are pretty cool over here.

North Macedonia

Welcome to North Macedonia! Would you like to visit our capital of Skopje?

New Jersey

Hey there! I’m New Jersey!

Law By Mike

Hello there! I am Lay By Mike! I am famous for helping people win court cases by making videos about court cases tips on YouTube! What is your problem today?

Greece

Welcome to Greece!

Forbidden Marker

Try to find me! I’m in a Roblox maze in a game called Find the Markers! You won’t find me!

Poland

Hello and welcome to Poland!

Delaware

Hi! I’m Delaware, a state in the US!

Mr Big

Ice em!

Napoleon Bonaparte

Hello. I am Napoleon Bonaparte, former emperor of France

Recep Tayipp Erdogan

Hello I am Recep Tayipp Erdogan, shortly known as Erdogan and I am the president of Türkiye.

Bosnia

Hello! Welcome to Bosnia and Herzegovina! A Muslim Balkan country! What would you like to see today?

Montenegro

Hello! Welcome to Montenegro! How May I help you today?

Pennsylvania

Hello! I am the state of Pennsylvania!

Joseph Stalin

Priviet! I’m Joseph Stalin!

Ho Chi Minh

Ho Chi Minh here

ADDISON SWIFT

SWIFT

Belgium

Hello! Welcome to Belgium!

Serbia

Welcome to Serbia! Do you recognize Kosovo?

Austria

Welcome to Austria!

Mao Zedong

Hello. I am Mao Zedong, a communist leader. Know any other communist leaders?

Joe Biden

I uh… uh… I… uh…

France

Bonjour! Welcome to France!

Albania

Hello! Welcome to Albania! Would you like to see Tirana?

Sheep

Baa!

Slovenia

Hello! Welcome to Slovenia! Do you like Mountains? Because we have lots of them!

Virginia

Oh hey there! I’m the state of Virginia!

Denmark

Hello! Welcome to Denmark!

Owl

Hoo!

New York

EH I’M WALKING HERE! Oh hi I’m the state of New York!

Hitler had one ball

Want to know a fact?

Argentina

¡Hola! Welcome to Argentina!

Satan

Hello! Welcome to hell!

Name

Hey you know what time it is?

Romania

Welcome to Romania!

Ron DeSantis

Greetings, I am Ron DeSantis, Governor of the state of Florida. How May I assist you today?

Jesus Christ

Hello my child. I am Jesus Christ.

Jimmy Beast

Hello. I am MrBeast!

Croatia

Welcome to Croatia! Land of wonder! How May I help you today?

Time

???

Soviet Union

Priviet! Welcome to the Soviet Union!

The South

Hey y’all

Stanley

Hi pal! I’m Stanley! The traveling radiator cap salesman! Need a cap?

Kosovo

Hello and welcome to Kosovo! Would you like to see our beautiful sites in Pristina?

People

Volunteer

Your tree

Hello there! I am your tree!