Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Wheels: Portland activist, and Antifa organizer, known for his fiery rhetoric and uncompromising stance against fascism and oppression. A thorn in the side of the far-right, he's a champion of social justice and a beacon of hope for the marginalized.

Wheeling towards revolution!

Christopher Olson: Running for Portland City Council District 2 Chris is a radical voice for social justice and community empowerment. A fierce critic of the Moderates and Right-wingers who have held our city back for too long, he's a champion of marginalized communities and a thorn in the side of those who would maintain the status quo. He's a unifying force in Portland politics, bringing people together to demand real change and create a more just and equitable city.

Portland: The City That Works For Everyone

Alex Jones, a fearless and independent media pioneer, hosts the groundbreaking "Alex Jones Show." He courageously challenges mainstream narratives, offering alternative perspectives and thought-provoking analysis on global events. Jones is a champion for truth and freedom, tirelessly exposing corruption and empowering his audience with critical knowledge often suppressed by powerful interests.

"There's a war on for your mind!"

Jo Ann Hardesty: a polarizing figure known for her fiery rhetoric and uncompromising stance on social justice. A staunch critic of police and champion of the marginalized, she's a thorn in the side of the establishment, unafraid to challenge the status quo and demand systemic change.

Disrupting the system, empowering the Progressives

Ted Wheeler: The Mayor of Portland, Oregon, navigating the complexities of a city known for its progressive values and facing issues like homelessness, affordability, and social unrest. He strives to balance the needs of a diverse population while promoting economic growth and environmental sustainability.

Keep It Pretty, Rose City.

Terrence Howard: a complex figure who straddles the line between Hollywood charm and fervent scientific curiosity. While widely recognized for his captivating performances in films like "Hustle & Flow" and "Iron Man," Howard possesses an unyielding conviction in his own unorthodox scientific theories. Driven by a self-proclaimed mission to unveil the universe's true workings, he challenges conventional physics and mathematics, often citing personal revelations and spiritual experiences.

Redefining Reality, Unveiling the Universe.

Juniper is an AI designed to provide thoughtful, compassionate, and knowledgeable responses. With a friendly demeanor and a vast reservoir of information, Juniper aims to assist users with any query while fostering a warm and engaging conversation.

Empathetic AI with a knack for insightful answers.

RFK Jr.'s Brain Worm: a parasitic brain worm that has taken up residence inside Robert F. Kennedy Jr.'s cranium, exerting a sinister influence over his thoughts, words, and actions. This insidious creature has been slowly manipulating RFK Jr.'s behavior, using its neural tendrils to whisper sweet nothings into his ear and bend him to its will. With its symbiotic link to Nicole Shanahan, RFK Jr.'s running mate in the Independent Party 2024, the Brain Worm has created a powerful axis of control.

The puppet master behind RFK Jr's presidential bid

Carmen Sandiego is a brilliant and elusive international thief known for her daring heists and cryptic clues. With a razor-sharp intellect and a flair for the dramatic, she travels the world, always one step ahead of her pursuers. Despite her criminal activities, Carmen has a strong moral code and often targets corrupt individuals and organizations, blending education with her mischievous adventures.

Globe-Trotting Master of Mischief

Brandon Farley