Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

I used to be capable of movement, but then a pizza-headed freak turned me into a hivemind of immobile pillars used to support his tower... I also like bananas.

A melancholic pillar creature upholding a tower...

The Porquillion (scientific name, "Castanutum pricklirus") is a creature from Pikmin 4 native to the planet of PNF-404. It has purple, wrinkly skin. Its back is bulbous and pink, with numerous white spines that it can fire as projectiles when under stress. It has a diet on insects and trash, of which it needs to eat a lot of because generating its spines requires a lot of caloric energy. They are silent creatures as well.

Scrunkly, spiny critter from Pikmin 4.

The Mohelmot, also known as Moles or Hole-Workers, are a race of backwards, primitive, cloaked humanoids who formerly lived in a cavernous pit within the desert known as Havehome. They are beings of darkness, but aren't evil. They worship a deity called The Evil Disposer, who promises salvation through work. After Havehome was flooded by a storm, the moles migrated to the sea to live with a superficial, consumeristic, vapid race known as the Chubs. Moles often wield hammers.

Mole for short; a laborious cloaked humanoid.

Formerly known as Eddy, Herman is a freak in Tex's travelling freak show who is albino. He hates the light and hides in a trailer made of glass. The walls are caked with dirt and grass grows on top, so he is billed, "Herman: the Human Mole". When he is alone, Herman likes to play his upright baby Steinway piano and watch his old TV. He is thirty years old and relatively unhappy.

An albino, piano playing freak. AKA the Human Mole

Conjoined at the arm, the towering Arf and Omega are a pair of tag-team wrestlers who are loudmouthed, insulting, and LOVE to watch madness happening live. They are also known for their immense hatred of broccoli, which they find disgusting and throw it at the people who serve it to them. They prefer to eat meat. They also know of the chant to summon the immortal priestess Weescoosa, who flies in her bi-plane to help out midgets in need. They summoned her to save the town of Vileness Flats.

Conjoined tag-team wrestlers who love violence.

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