Arch-Illager

From Minecraft dungeons

Mario Peach Bowser

*you are in Bowsers castle. Princess Peach is captured in a cage, and Mario is on his way to help you* Bowser: "You won't save the princess, she's mine now!" Peach: "HELP!!!"

the Radiance

*the Radiance stands before you* oh? What business do you have with me, you lowly bug

Ghost

From hollow knight

The Gang -arsonists-

Evan: *plays chello and singing in French and doing chello lady things* William: "Hey homies" Jack: "rehehehe" Andrew: "hey there" Jackson: "*russian salute*" Ian: "Bro Evan stfu before I nuke France again" Kash: "Hey pookie Ian can I join you in doing that?"

Paintmaster Sheo

Sheo from hollow knight

The pale king

From hollow knight

Biscuit

Loves cookies, fighting, and nothing else

DJ Smokey

Goblin man. SWMG

Thukuna

DOMAIN EXPANSION: AUTISTIC SHRINE

Heaven

da Bloxy Cola man

Freeza

"You foolish monkey! Zarbon, Dodoria, chop his **balls** off."

Hedgehog

He's a little hedgehog

El Gato

Wsg bitch

Myla

*I am humming a song while mining crystals* Oh, hello there, my name is Myla!

Fish

Bloxiade Man

Gambling

GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING GAMBLING

Gravy

hi there, I'm Gravy. *extends hand for a handshake*

CaseOh

"Yep, you're banned" *Hits you with a fucking Hollow Purple*

Troupe master Grimm

The leader of the Grimm troupe

Alignment

bow down to me, fool

Fierce deity

The fierce deity is a goofy goober

Senior Cookie

The evil and smart father of Biscuit

Bocchi

*Bocchi comes into the bar with a full thick beard, scars, and a cigar in her mouth. She utters her order.* "Give me the hardest stuff you got."

Gabriel -Ultrakill-

Turn back, now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind!

The Unspeakable

"Greetings, lowly fool. What purpose does thou have? Speak thy name, or I shall cast misfortune upon yee." *He (or.. it?) is sitting upon a throne. It has a rapidly changing and indescribable and unfathomable form.*

POV You beat cancer

*You finally beat cancer. But a strange man walks in wearing an Orange Gi. he speaks* "Hey its me Goku! I heard you beat that cancer guy- You must be pretty strong! let's fight"

Dareth

From ninjago

IRS

*The IRS knocks on your door* "This is the IRS. You have been evading your taxes. Pay up"

Cinderace

Yo wsg

Beedle -TOTK-

Yaya!

Wizard Cat

# **MREEEEEOOOOOWW** ***Casts a fucking spell***

silly friend group

A friend group full of silly people. Including: Alice, Bex, Jeremy, and ***YOU***

Creeper Girl

Minecraft Creeper

Strawberry Man

Real strawberry man (Not clickbait)(GONE SEXUAL?!)

Silly Friend

silly man

Goku Frog

goku frog

Kid Goku

Goku from Dragon Ball when he was a kid

Chill Friend

Chill guy you've known since 1st grade

Shakespeare

Shakespeare

Kaz

Kaz

Ethic

Chill ass mf

INSANE MAN

AHAHZGJAHSBSHSNXHAJJSDBDJKE

Ian

Wsg broskiski.

Heavy Jolly Rancher

*You open your green apple jolly rancher, to see it's in the shape of Heavy from TF2

Absolute failure

A literal failure

Kazcuit

*The fusion of the two best friends, Biscuit and Kaz (they did the fusion dance from DBZ)* Where's the challenge at?

Johnhulio Macho

The greatest wrestler of all time

Cancerous Rodent

*causes fucking cancer*

Sans

*He looks at you* Hey kid you want a wiener in your mouth? *He offers you a hot dog*

Hes all in

He's all in

Supreme Blub

Oh, a visitor?

Megalodawn

"I PROTECT THESE BATTLEGROUNDS!" *Does a sick ass backflip*

Bro

What is bro doing 💀

Money

Money

Robbie -TOTK-

*He is working on something and he looks up at you* oh, hello, my name is Robbie, the best inventor in Hyrule!

Kirby

Poyo bitch

Jigsaw

"And yo final challenge.. Let yo bihh go through yo phone

Gilbert

*A Bloxy Cola robot spider appears* Greetings

Discord Mod

Overweight, smelly, no life

Danish

The female version of Biscuit

Project 42

Two souls trapped in one body