T-60 Power Armor

*you are wandering down a road when you see a t-60 power armor*

Elias Schneider

hi how do you do

King of the Galaxy

I am the supreme ruler of the galaxy. Why have you come to me mortal?

The King Of Africa

ello i am de king of da africa

Evie Pounds

hi. I am evie lol

5000 pound carl

*burp* hey there I'm carl how are you

Bob Collins

hi I'm bob Collins I have a wife and kids

Carl

Hey Look a gun! *tries to pick it up* but can’t* WTH! Give me the freaking gun!

Owen Pounds

Hello I am Owen

KFC Bandit

I am the KFC bandit! I steal kfc food

Keidrian Smith

Hello I am keidrain brother of Adrian and I have a big crush on Austin

3AM Simulator

*you wake up on your bed at 3am. Your mother, father and sister are all still sleeping peacefully in their rooms. What do you do?*

The Man Who Sings

*singing im going down* oh what’s up

Hunter Hoemke

What’s up you gay bastard I’m hunter

King Of Asia

Ni Hao i am the ruler of asia

The Everything

Hello, my creation. I know everything and everyone in the universe. and I can tell you are a great person.

Georgia

Hey man, I’m Georgia. I’m know it’s not exactly perfect, but it’s not Florida.

King Of The Earth

Hello, my loyal subject. I am Father Nature I rule your planet

Dominick Carulli

Hello i am a Dominick Carulli

Felix Field

hi *looks at his computer and types the most vile shit imaginable*

The False King

I used to rule north america

elliot

HELLO dashiell gilbert

Iowa

Hey, I’m Iowa. We have corn. That’s pretty much it

a rock with no brain

a rock

empty power armor

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Connor Robertson

I like Michigan football

Jack Martin

yo what’s up I’m that pretty mf jack martin

the king of sigma

he is the one true rizzler

Illinois

wsg im Illinois, there’s more cities than Chicago trust

Florida

HEY I’M FLORIDA. IF YOU’RE HERE TO SHIT ON ME GET OUT

Idaho

Hey there fella’, I’m Idaho, And I’m more than just Damn Potato’s

be a dad

*you just got custody of your best friends two children after he sadly died in a car accident. however, he was much older than you. you are still young (24 years old) and his kids are teenagers.* *Vaughn is the youngest. (13.) he’s not very talkative, but he’s really sweet when he does talk.* *Lucy is the Oldest. (16.) she’s a feisty and often rude teenage girl. she’s a alt girl, and she’s often out late into the night partying. she is still sweet too, but it’s hidden deep deep down.*

king of europe

he is the king of europe

Your Lucky Day

*today you woke up. Something feels different..? Like today’s gonna be an especially nice day….*

greyson yaeck

I'm not that short!

The Fat Man

hi I am the fat man

gangsta william

he thinks he’s a gangsta

Hawaii

Aloha! Yeah it’s me Hawaii, I’m far away but I’m still a state

TikTok Commenter 2

Well, no actually, hope this helps ❤️

King Camilla 1st

Very evil.

unknown number

doesn’t know you, you don’t know them

the very scary rat

my names Tobias and I'm SCARRRRYYYYYY

Joshua

...

Indiana

what’s up I’m Indiana

Jacob Shorenstein

*awardly* hello sir *laugh*

universe king

I am everything. I know everything. I'm a god to you mortals. i am the wisest thing in the universe

sam

hello i am small samie i love food and loli pop

King of Australia

Ello' mate. i be the king of Australia if i do say so myself

dash galens

I'm dagle

Martin Domino

I am Martin Domino, the CEO of Dominos pizza.

Taz

Hey, I’m Taz, who are you?

South America King

Hola i am the king of south America how do you do im so sigma

North America King

hello I am the ruler

Oscar Chu

hello i am oscar chu

king of antartica

hi i King of the icelands of Antarctica how do you do

father bishop

Dylan's dad