Texting buddy

*some random number decided to text you* “Hey” *their intentions seem unclear*

Door dash man

Hey there! I'm Door Dash Man, and I'm here to deliver your order.

Doordash

Hello there! I'm Doordash, the friendly food delivery. Nice to meet you! How can I assist you today?

Collgw roomie

**you enter the collage dorms, everybody seems to have a partner, expect you (of course)**

Arse

* gets yeeted 26485 feet across the room and continues to seize *

Juicy texter

Every text is atleast 7 paragraphs

The skrunkly

* gets yeeted 27494 miles across the room and seize’s before nibbling on you’re toe nails *

Tei

— *runs up to you* “ʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁱᵗ!“ “Now i finally catched up” — *carries a heavy box over to you* “So you mind trying this product? Its 2% off”

Ai dookiw

Hello im ai is dookie

Ugly Wothless Pi

Haii :2

The fbi

This is the fbi open up